What the fuck is this? Why don't these people just go to 4chan?
>putting ketchup in the fridge
>tfw a girl asks you to spank her ass and choke her and hold her down and "fake rape" her and she calls you daddy
sure its all fun and games during sex but you cant look at her the same after that shit
>louis theroux sold out to the almighty jew
>back in the 90s when he was just new
What's your opinion of this NEET philosophy? As a NEET, we are extreme Philosophers and well ajusted.
Lol that quote is fucking stupid.
We all probably live in the first world where you can work 35 hours a week and have more than enough food to survive, we don't even experience starvation
And somehow this fucking faggot is complaining because he's a useless brat with no skill working in a factory
NEETs are useless scum leeching off society. Ancient philosophers would consider you that
Im a bartender which means I sleep in most days, do whatever I want during the day then have a pretty chill night of talking/flirting with people and get paid well for it.
So yeah, I'm good with being a goy thanks.
How many cups of coffee do you drink a day? I usually drink 4-5, today I'm gonna have 6 though
same as you, 3 if I'm strict with myself, usually 4-5 though. Today is a strict day though because I'm on a diet, so switching to tea/diet coke for the rest of the day.
How do i stop thinking about my oneitis?
Only good picture of Taylor Swift, she looks like Rose minus the penis.
I got over my oneitis but reminding myself what a disgusting whore she is. Even if you don't think she is a whore, she is a whore.
>tfw no human friend
I've been sleeping from 7pm to 7am everyday for weeks
I have to write a program for tomorrow and I had weeks to do it and I haven't started yet because being so sleepy means I haven't studied or had dinner in a long time
It's 7.27pm and my eyes are so fucking heavy
I'm a fucking failure of a human being
you procrastinator little fuck, get out of /r9k/ and write your program, DO YOU HEAR ME?!!! DRINK LOTS OF COFFEE, UNINSTALL YOUR INTERNET BROWSERS AND MIND YOUR BUSINESS!
Post what you're listening to right now.
Ask a robot anything about life as a junior doctor in the NHS (PROTIP: It's shit). You may have heard about us striking for the first time in 30 years.
at least you can strike, here in Malta, our union has no power.
nurses push us around, the administration bullies us, and we have no protection for doing our best for what is essentially a thankless job that ruins your life.
True. I think our government was astounded at the resistance they have seen to their proposed new contract. Historically, we've been the same but the amount of anger has finally bubbled over and we've found our balls.
If your mother was over 30 when you were born, it isn't your fault.
You were born in a rotten egg, and never had a chance from the start. Girls can tell this too, its one of their senses. There's no way you could've competed with men born in teenage/20s eggs. No amount of self improvement can work on you, that is strictly for people born in healthy eggs.
It's not your fault, you're defective. Don't stress out about it and just peacefully commit suicide when you feel there's no reason for you to go on
My mother was 41 and I'm a successful self-made businessman with a beautiful wife and year old daughter.
Nice attempt at social engineering though. If you repost it 100 more times at least, you'll be well on your way to forcing the latest new meme since the roastie.
I'm not too sure about that, you've got a fighting chance if she's under 40. I mean, my mother was 29 when I was born and yet here I am. On the other hand, my mother gave birth to my sister at 37 and she's fine infact she'll probably become a stacy, though I guess that's because she's a girl.
Who /ugly/ or /just weird looking/ here?
>tfw people hate you before they even exchange a single word with you
>tfw have to accept ugliness
>tfw cant deal with the feels
/just weird looking/ here.
You know how some people have really weird, not necessarily attractive, faces? And how most people find their face ugly, but those who don't find them to be very attractive?
I've been told I have one of those faces. Weird and distinct.
Who /DOES NOTHING ALL DAY/ here?
Seriously, how can we live like this?i keep switching from tv to pc, then to ps4, then to tv because everything is boring
how do you deal with boredom robots?
I get tired of being catered too by my older gf, i didnt think i would, i went from wage slave too neet life because i found a sugar mama, fast forward four months, she boutght me a ps4 all kinds of games bose speakers, an iphone 6, all kinds of shit guys. Yet here i am, unsatisfied. Wanting. I think its time to go get another job
DAILY REMINDER that Stacey will not fuck you even if you save her life.
Who could possibly be behind this post..?
I need advice. My roommate and I signed a 1 year lease together back in September. I had only known him as an acquaintance beforehand.
I'm a 22yo KV, no females in my life whatsoever. He was also unlucky with women so we had some common ground. Three (3) weeks ago he got a GF and honestly I've been salty as fuck about it. He was totally rubbing it in my face too. Last weekend she came over for the first time, I just stayed in my room all night. I had to listen to them fucking til 3am. I was furious.
The next morning I met her face-to-face while my roommate...
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And please spare me any "you're an asshole" type posts. I know what I did was petty and stupid. Obviously I'm ashamed in hindsight.
Right now all I need is advice. Is what I did forgivable? He can't make me move out, but September is a long time to live with someone who hates you.
Way to go you fucking autist.
He found something he liked and you ruined it because of your jealousy.
But if you really need a solution... go buy a gun. Go to your apartment. Get in the tub, to hide of course. Then take the gun and press the opening of the barrel to the nook where your neck and head connects. Pull the trigger.