what was your nickname in highschool?
>hispanic kids in my art class called me ricky all year
>tfw my name's not ricky or anything close to ricky
>be very quiet and avoid eye contact
>decent at chess
>decide to go to chess club why not
>beat literally every single member including the president in under an hour
>"This kid is a fucking machine"
>mfw people call me "Machine" for the next couple years
>had big harry potter glasses
>smoked cigs in grade 6
>all the hispanic kids called me harry pothead
>stranger says something to you
>say yea and chuckle
I never realized I did that all the time until now
>tfw cards weren't dealt in your favor
>tfw only option is to fold
Anyone else feel like this?
Who here /horribletasteinfashion/
I'll describe what I currently have equipped because no camwhoring:
> navy blue/pale grey stripped v-neck
> pale grey sleeveless hoodie
> whiteish runners
> dark grey knitted cap
Not even homo (have to be having sex to decide)
I never wear jeans anymore cause my legs have gotten so big from squatting and I can hardly get in and out of my pockets in them now. I need more clothes but I'm broke as fuck
I mostly just wear Lebron James Nike athletic wear
Hell, OP I wear sweat pants most of the time. Stop caring. Nobody else is caring about what you wear.
Why don't you try water fasting ?
You'll stop feeling shitty all the time
fucking up my diet is a logic way to stop feeling shitty
Why aren't you securing your genetic lineage? You better hop to it, life is short, after all!
Why haven't you tried Krokodil robots?
>most hook ups happen at the after-party you weren't invited to
If a girl goes on a couple dates with you and things seem going well but then she inexplicably says she just wants to be friends, it means she didn't expect someone to be her suitor so fast so she thinks she could do better.
Who is GOAT hiphop artist and why is it Pac?
What's wrong with my tooth? I only brush my teeth like twice months.
>can't pass basic college math courses
What's the best way to kill myself?
>Can't pass algebra
Anon, plz it's for children.
Does anybody here write as a hobby?
Not stories or anything. I write down anything important I've learned, or that has happened so that I may not forget, as well as my current thoughts.
It's rather therapeutic. I'm sure most robots could benefit from taking up this hobby.
/b failed me, so did /pol. I have nowhere left to turn. Alright let's try this again. I know one of you retards has to read.
One of you suggested I read this book and it is blowing my mind. I thought king Arthur was gay. But this is anything but. It is hilarious and really dark and brutal at some points. But also innocent and sweet. It is a mind fuck and insanely unpredictable. I suggest picking it up.
Can you niggers suggest more books to read. I collect used books so I will buy what ever you suggest and eventually read it. You guys have suggested really good shit in the past.
Name some good books niggers.
(I know this isn't /lit. Those guys are the most stuck up bunch of faggots on this website)
Neato. New fantasy. I have just put it in my goodreads list. I will pick it up when I see it. How many have you read? I try not to get into bigs serieseses these days cuz I have so much to read. But that never stops me. Dune took up a good half a year. That was a good 6 months.
Short story. A very well known book from mexican literature. Its about a young boy that falls in love with his friend's mother.
To the Robots of /r9k/,
I have contemplated for years the possibility that I may be a normie. To confirm or negate this, I would like you all to interview me in order to determine my status.
>walk down the grocery isle
>see someone walking toward me
>try not to make eye contact
>anxiety gets to me and make eye contact right when they're a foot away from me
>he just smiles and says "Good afternoon"
>respond with "Good! How are yo-"
FML desu senpai
>buying a shit load of groceries at your friendly neigborhood grocery store. Not sure whether to greet worker or just stand there awkwardly. Avoid eye contact with everyone while people in line stare at you
This is why self checkouts are beautiful