>mfw non-Americans have 0 chance of becoming a billionaire tonight
>tell stupid baby boomers that they won the lottery and that they'll receive their money by sending thousands of dollars to my address on another continent
>they actually do it, the absolute madmen
Can we have an old school 4chan mspaint style comics post and req thread? What comics get you every time? Any you haven't seen or posted in a while?
>Does anyone have the one where the guy snorts some cereal then injects an owl into his eye?
I miss these kinds of threads - /r9k/ is too busy being depressed and autistic and /b/ is literally nothing but porn.
>tfw fat and getting fatter
I eat because no GF and i have no GF because i eat
I can't lose weight. Dunno what to do. I switched to eating nothing but oats and apples. No change. Considering exit bag because I cannot escape this circular hell of wanting to be active to help this process along but then being too scared to go outside to do it.
>addictions have anything to do with intellect
>tfw testicular cancer
That's not good anon.What are you gonna do about that?
>normies in my class think 4chan is the deep web
>tfw the only reason you haven't blown your worthless brains out is you don't want to upset some of your family members who are themselves struggling with depression and other issues
That's what's tethering me to this world still.
>mfw you kill yourself and start a chain reaction that wipes out your whole family tree
Who else /cripplingsocialanxiety/ here?
>go to a coffeeshop
>social anxiety gone
>start to laugh thanks dumb shit
>cant stop laughing
>notice how the staff members laugh thanks me
>other people too
>feel awkward after a time and fuck off
At least that guy who said "nice high heh" made it more...
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Anybody taken any types of antidepressants? Ever tried anything that worked? Been taking SSRIs and I feel like I'm wasting my time.
I'M ON WELLBUTRIN MAN GETS YOU UP GETS YOU GOING GETS YOU GOING HARD GETS YOU HARD AS A MOTHERFUCKER GET UP AND GO C'MON LETS GO YOU WANNA FUCKING FIGHT ME ILL TAKE ON EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU I HATE YOU ALL
Could you handle a 7/10 quirky gf?
does anyone else find painted noses qt as fuck?
i can't explain it
>been 2 months
>don't eat real food anymore
>spend all the time and money I save on vidya and browsing 4chan
>can feel myself transforming already
Only normies eat, robots. Why haven't you ascended?
high est beta food.
>it's cheaper to just buy a fucking steak and potatoes
there's no decent reason to eat soylent. Even lazy people can fare better with a combination rice cooker and steamer.
Which of these women would you choose to be with? Who will be your waifu?
Why do most races seem to find white women the most attractive?
>got a job interview for shitty work in super market
>"please anon, hand me your resume"
>"you're 30 anon and you dont have a single job experience? just a high school diploma"
>get my shit and walk away
how was you day r9k?
Ask someone who works at a call center anything.
>congratulations anon its a gargoyle!
kill it, any other option is selfish and cruel
these things are "alive" in the most basic sense of the word and nothing else, and yet their psychotic parents keep them alive and exploit them on the internet for money
It's wasteful to keep them alive. Why would you spend time and money keeping something alive that can't contribute to society in any way. All it does is eat, shit and sleep.