You'll NEVER hear that knock on your door
She DOES NOT exist
There is NOBODY coming to save you
There is NOBODY coming to love you
>tfw she almost did
>tfw it was just a face
>tfw I couldn't save her
So I ended up in a relationship with a 17year old, she loves the fuck out of me and paints. I'm a 23 year old with a decently established artistic practice and I love the fuck out of this girl. Broke her hymen, we paint together and break. It's wonderful.
Anyway, we just had a pregnancy scare, the test came back negative. It's not my first scare either. I do not want to be a father, why do I feel hollow on the inside? The fuck, any robots know this feel?
Quit fucking around and take birth control seriously or you will fuck up both of your lives forever.
I have seen it happen many many times.
Get that shit sorted or have you life plans aborted.
Is it possible to be 5'6" and a chad?
How bad of an idea is it to tell a therapist that I've given up on 3DPD?
tfw cant even be a robot b/c dad took virginity.
>be wandering in desert
>never tasted a drop of water
>someone walks by with a full canteen
>I beg to just look at the water if they won't let me have it anyway
>"what a thirsty faggot"
>they walk away laughing at me
Anyone else /internetallday/? Bonus point for every hour spent on /r9k/.
Plus general NEET thread
>wake up intending to at least play a video game
>spend 12 fucking hours on 4chan stopping only to go to the bathroom or bring food to the computer desk
>too tired to do anything else and go to sleep
>repeat for 8 years straight
Same situation. The only difference is that I went to the grocery store to buy something to eat. And I actually felt a lot more nervous walking on the streets today. Not only about interacting with people, but with my own body as well. Like I'm not walking quite right. I'm not used to walk more than 50 meters a day for a long time now. So walking a few blocks felt really strange. It took me quite a while to get a hold of my own body.
Shit, I seriously need help too.
It's a normie's world. Trips and I end it
Lets get depressing, stupid conversations started.
tags: r9k, robot9001
>tfw 26 years old and never had a girl interested in you because you are short and ugly.
>tfw post fap
>Your pussy has no power here
Help me bros. Is there a way to feel like this all the time? I want to be an asexual 24/7
>tfw gf is pissed off because I missed her phone call again
Ask a semi-competent female anything
Well, provided that you're srs about pursuing a relationship and considering you're not blood related there shouldn't be a problem in bringing it up with her that the two of you spend some time together alone
Go on a date to the park/cafe/somewhere calm and just talk about where you're both at, get to know each other a little better and see where things go from there
If there becomes any problems from other family member it's not really their business to bitch because it's not...
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Do you chub and tuck?
Hey r9k. Been considering getting a practice gf just wondering how its going to help me? I should be able to lose my virginity but will it raise my confidence and social skills too? Any robots with practice gf experience know?
Wanna build social skills? Ride the bus or subway. Someone will eventually yell at you or try to start a conversation with you. Do this a couple times a week and you'll realize how shitty people are and you'll want to never go outside again.
What are some of the mistakes senpai? All I can think of screwing up if I did get a qt gf is sex since im inexperienced. I'm not a clingy person and really just want a gf because society expects it. Sex and having a qt to talk to would be nice though.