Cozy rooms thread.
I've been told that this looks cozy, though personally I think this looks too cold.
Let's see that internet tough guy, brobots.
Discuss and critique the fighting strategies against aggressive normies 1v1.
Normies like to threaten violence after realizing that words aren't getting the desired result; if you're slowly getting fed up like me, you will likely end up talking your way into a fight.
Pick your location, and your prediction for how you win the fight. Normie fights usually take place in:
> school hallways
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I'll start this off by playing the ultimate internet tough guy card: just carry a gun
I'm not going to get into a fight over some pissing contest but if anyone tries to injure me I'm blowing their fucking brains out and getting way with it legally, so all normies keep their hands to themselves
having an accent = mispronouncing words
you can't argue with this, accentcucks
>talk to someone for a year until they realise i'm foreign after pointing it out myself, despite thick shitty dutch accent
>talk to someone i just met, have to repeat every sentence twice until they start guessing what i'm saying
why the fuck do people either not hear it or treat me like it's an indian accent
>talk to some folks
>occasionally laugh at a joke together
>maybe even like the same video game or cookie brand
>feel empty and dissatisfied afterwards
at the risk of sounding like a hipster tumblrina, i feel like i never meet people who i can really share the "real stuff" in life with. there's no deeper bonds or genuine connections, everyone just knows me as some dude they have an ok time with every now and then. i never feel...
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Yes my friend, maybe you are a cyborg just like me
We don't have the skills normies have neirher the magic power of the robots
Walking both planes need developing technics. This sucks bc you will never be completely alone, but nine of that ppl will know the feel
I was lucky to have a proper Judeo-Christian upgringing and while it was difficult to see the ideology put to ruin in my later years I at least have the sentiment with me at all times. The kinship; the pure, boundless love, the compassion, the nostalgia..
Is it healthy for people in a relationship to talk to each other like this?
my bf calls me a nigger all the time and I call him a chink.
seems stupid to me
"H-haha we call each other racial slurs but we're so mature we're not offended lol"
>tfw want to learn some boxing to boost a bit of confidence and gain the means to deal with aggressors
>tfw too scared to join a gym in the first place
I don't want to be the only 22 year old in a group of like 13 year old beginners and be the laughing stock of everyone ;_;
Do it anon you will not regret it, most of the time martial arts gyms are pretty cool places to hang out. I was a fucking robot until i started martial arts, now i am literaly a master of it (have my own dojo an shit). Feels good.
Who /smalldick/ here? Does jelqing work?
>tfw you fell for the "it's just calories in vs calories out" meme
>tfw you weren't lucky enough to be born with chad genetics and chad metabolism
time to end it, I guess
You have chad genetics though. Being able to gain weight quickly is a chad trait the only difference is he builds muscle while you build fat. true beta genetics are skellys like me that literally cant gain any weight or muscle
it sucks that you dont have a naturally fast metabolism but as a manlet i cant feel to sorry for you because im short and literally cant not do shit to alter. at least if i was tall and fat i could work hard and get skinny and the worst result would be needing surgery to get rid of excess skin
who /Nujabes/ here?
>wrote a short story for a fiction workshop last year
>the story drew directly from my own problems with social anxiety, loneliness, isolation, depression, and being a worthless retard
>for the whole workshop I had to listen to the dumbfuck Chads and whore Stacies in my class talk about how the protagonist was "exactly the type of freak who would shoot up a school"
I don't want to live this life anymore.
What's your new years resolution, robots?
For me it's getting at least 2 new girlfriends. I've been in a long term monogamous relationship for almost two years now, and after behaving properly for the last 8 months I'm just dying to get a taste of what else is out there.
I have girlfriend Z
Currently working on girl 1 and 2, both coworkers.
Please assist robots. Also cheating general.
im cheating on my girlfriend from a girl from my job, last friday we rented a room and fucked all night, didnt come home, told my gf i was with my friend... sheeeit.. i came inside that other chick too, now im worrying, i hope she doesnt bust some shit that she is pregnant, anyway she is pretty sexy so if i have to leave my gf i guess ..ill.. have.. to, i dont know :\
What are the signs of a beta orbiter and how do I stop being one once I realize it?
My standards are ridiculously high.
I honestly fucking hate this, I know you can change your tastes but god damn there must be away.
The 1% chance of gf is 0% due to my standards.
How do I stop being a proxy chad
>mom is in the next room raping my little brother
>walls are so thin I can hear him whispering for her to stop and sobbing
>tfw too acoustic to help him out and send my Bitch mom to jail
Hey there ^_^ I'm new here and I really enjoy your funny sad gecko picture! Your hilarmianous! Mind if I save it for future use? Perhaps I'll share it with the fellas and gals at Reddit or 9gag! Hahahhaha
Hey robots the steriotype of canadians have bigs dicks is just a meme r-right?
I'm an American with an average dick and my crush started dating a canadian dude, so the big cock steriotype is not true right?
Please tell me it's just a joke.
Canadian here. This is the first time i have heard of this stereotype, in fact i doubt its actually a thing.
We're literally the exact same as you guys just sometimes more polite. I think Canadians are more likely to be uncut though.