Can you believe that more than a year ago the Oregon shooting started here with "beta uprising"? do you remember if you shitpost there?
i'm surprised he doesn't more recognition on here
how do i stop watching interracial porn? its become a really problematic fetish of mine and i want to quit it. i managed to stop for a few weeks but i relapsed and have been fapping to it non stop. how to cut the cord for good?
You know what to do, cuck.
>meet girl off tender
>fwb for a few months
>drop out of contact
>texts me out of nowhere
HHow do I handle this robots?
Autistic things you've done
>just moved back into my home town, it's relatively small and not many people know me
>get my first job as a bagger at a grocery store
>start talking to people in a Boston accent
>I keep this up for a bit
>word gets around that there's a bagger that's from Boston
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Does anyone know which branches of the military will accept someone with a major depressive disorder diagnosis??
I'm tired of being NEET and maybe I will die in combat.
Anyone else around here feels genuinely weak and depressive around winter, especially during Christmas? As in, you're not exactly a sad person throughout the rest of the year, but whenever winter comes around you just feel like snuffing it or else.
Wikipedia says it's an actual psychological condition, seasonal affective disorder or some bullshit.
>can't nightwalk cuz Canadian winter
>no sunlight cuz wake up too late
>no energy cuz stuck in bedroom
>Almost full hikkikomori since finished adult high school in november 2015
>can't go outside to interact with people cuz autistic asocial
It's alright, anon. It might be cold outside but we're here for you.
I feel worse than I did in the summer. It's so hard too get up and all I feel like doing when I get home is sleeping. Maybe that's because it's always cold and dark outside. It feels like another world from the summer where I was out a lot and didn't need any motivation to get up.
If a girl tells me shes 16 AFTER I say I want to fuck her, can I go to federal pound me in the add prison for child grooming or some shit?
anyone here scared to shower? like, the idea of going to shower gives you anxiety? wtf is wrong with me
me too, I can't explain it but there's just something about getting naked and having to stand completely bare for 5-10 minutes, not to mention that horrible feeling of being naked and wet afterwards with the air on your skin
I mean, I still do it because if I don't I feel gross but goddamn, I feel like dogs must feel
>tfw only ever been happy while lost in stories and mongolian cartoons
>tfw can't remember ever having fun doing anything normies do for fun, nothing but neutral/ok experiences at best when not awkward and unpleasant
>tfw don't even want to talk to people about stories and cartoons that much since they're for escapism not discussion
>tfw completely locked out of social reality by total lack of interest or enthusiasm, much less being able to...
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The only things I've ever enjoyed have been online. I literally cannot think of an activity I've truly enjoyed other than watchin animu, shitposting, and playing vidya. Other than masturbating
Oh anon, I can feel your naive youthful energy from here
Why is a non robot like me lurking here these past few months? Am I so lazy, that instead of changing myself to better, I look at you poor fuckers to boast my confidence?
If you're lazy and lurking here I've got some bad news for you anon
there is no such thing as depression. you're just a spoiled faggot that needs a reality check
What's a good website to meet local MILFs? I just want a mommy to give me milky.
Also post MILF stories.
>tfw in 20s
>always had a lot of hair
>go for haircut last week
>scalp is now clearly visible on top of head
>tfw no receding hairline
>tfw only thinned way out on top
No pics. I know faggots who might recognize.
Do you really think it could be that? My family has a bad history of thyroid stuff.
>tfw I uploaded/freebooted a loli video and now it's going viral within a day
It kind of amazes me at the type of comments and autistic shit I see on facebook. I'm not sure who is more autistic /r9k/ or normies. At least robots are self-aware...
Omegle thread: invaded by failed stacy's edition
help they said mean things to me i need back up
tags: r9k, robot9000, robot9k
Hey I have a question for us:
If given the choice, why do we always choose filth?
Because filth is all we get and are used to and we know we don't deserve better, but we are still grown to be content with it.
>Jesus Christ I'm alone again
Help me guys, I'm drinking for the first time in 3 years and I'm going to a dark place quickly
>listens to faggy kill yourself music
Take your thinger, the music player you got, and if you don't got one that is sad indeed, music warms the heart, and put it on shuffle, and post the first song that pops up.
sure, anon, here is mine, sry its not on youtube
>make a post
>attack them anyway
>Don't make a post
>Soak up the conversation without contributing
heehe they call me the listening leech!
guys, look at this. just...
i need this in my life
I assume people are talking shit over it even though numales would be all over it if it had the voice of Jarvis from Iron Man.
an anime coffee maker? if she's customizable, I'd pay anything for it
Do you remember how uncomfortable your tongue feels in your mouth?
Reminder to do your part and post at least ONE (1) anime/2D girl thread a day to stave off the normies, roasties, chads and newfags. All of them hate anime and waifus and fill /r9k/ with their garbage threads.
The contents do not matter, though GOOD QUALITY POSTS go a long way. What matters is that the OP is a picture of an anime girl or girl (boy). If you want to take it a step further, try bumping a few threads with anime-related OPs!
Do your part, keep normies and robots apart!
That feel when you realize 2D women are superior and anyone who disagrees is a nu-male faggot normie.
Does this trigger you?
On a fuck load of drugs AMA
>fuck it was hard getting past the "I'm not a robot"
Why are women so complicated?
Try run on emotions. If a guy they don't like gives attention they ignore and get mad if a guy they are interested in they give him attention back. It's all emotions and feelings with women.
I'm scared to go to college
I don't remember anything from high school, I was a mediocre student back then and it's been almost 3 years since
will I be okay? I don't remember any math beyond like algebra 2
Let it all out anon , we all have our secrets.
Quite literally a /soc/ thread with a /soc/ macro
Well my secret is that I feel depressed and I want to kill myself. No one outside 4chab nows.
If I end up killing myself people will say thing like "He was always so happy!" And "It's always the one who you least expect to do such a thing."
>tfw no mentor bf
Can a person who was Chad previously devolve into a Robot?
I was very popular in high school, lost my virginity at 14 and went to a lot of drinking parties with the older kids. Was introduced to drugs at 16 and that fucked me up by bringing forth my mental breakdown (My family has a history of mental illness, Bipolar etc, and apparently that shit is hereditary)
I've lost everything at 22 and I'm a fucked up mess, can I stay here?
LEAVE NORMIE AT LEAST YOU HAVE HAD NICE THINGS LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
same thing happened to me
lost virginity at 15 was popular and hot in highschool had girls chasing me. partied too hard and had some sort of a quatre life crisis and no here i am at 24 unhappy with no social life and no gf
>google search old username
>those forum posts from when you were 15 still exist
>finally get a job
>Get paid just a little bit over minimum wage
>just got my first paycheck
>$140 IN TAXES
>he fell for the college meme
What's your excuse?
>tfw you set unrealistic expectations on what college can actually provide for you and you end up blowing hundreds of thousands of dollars before you even turn 20
Do these stupid cucks realize that you're NOT supposed to take a loan you don't intend to repay?
See, Robots? Fembots do exist!
Tumblr is literally /r9k/ for girls.
Except I intended on fully repaying my loan once I graduated and got a job in my field.
Too bad I dropped out and still have about 20k in debt.
They really need to change Americas college system. It's a monstrosity. Some college loans are the equivalent of buying a fucking house, all for the sake of a decent job.