>it's the monthly get-out-of-bed-to-go-grocery-shopping feel
I've been trying to motivate myself for three days now and today I have to go because I'm ALL out of food. Been hungry for well over 24hrs.
I think anxiety will kill me one day
Do the grocery stores in your area not deliver? Personally I'd just live off of Soylent and get it shipped to my door if I were you. Assuming I could afford it, anyway; I think it would cost over $200/mo.
hey fembots, which one would you prefer and why?
>mfw fembots say that it's possible for women to be lonely
Guys I think my little brother is turning into a robot. He's currently on holidays after finishing his final year at school and all he does is sit at home watching people play minecraft on youtube, watching myth busters on tv, never hanging out with friends our leaving the house except to go watch a movie like once a week.
He didn't do particularly well in school and isn't going to university, his only real motivation is do go into business or politics based on his idolisation of Don Draper and Frank Underwood. He wears suits and formal wear everywhere...
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Sounds like he's just LAZY, OP. Tell him that if he wants to be a businessman, he has to STUDY business, which means going to University. Anybody can get into Uni but not everybody starts at the same level.
not everyone here is full robot, I thought some of the more self-aware posters might be able to offer some insight or perhaps be able to interpret his behaviour.
i think that's part of it. we've told him this, but it doesn't seem to have had any effect. do you think he'll grow out of it?
I don't have an idea for a thread so here's this image
Uh, that's a GIF.
if this thread takes off I'm going to be so fucking angry. I put plenty of effort into thinking of a good topic in my threads and you guys let the most retarded and rehashed shit dominate the first page.
Who is your idol?
You shall have no other gods before me. You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or serve them, for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing steadfast love to thousands of those who love me and keep my commandments.
I was talking to a co-worker in this office at the end of the day when I went to leave. As I was leaving my co-worker was laughing and he said "he sounds so...." before the door shut.
I'm really curious to know what my voice sounds like.
Can you guys listen to this vocaroo of my voice and give me your honest impressions?
You sound both less emotional and smarter than a typical normalfaggot. The emphases are annoying (and >>25692683 is right to be honest), but I'm going to blame it on that it is not a natural recording. Still would not hang out with, but at least you use your voice consciously; you're probably not spouting shit without a thought like most people.
i just had my first prostate orgasm robots, ask me anything
How about that 2016 semester!
How's it going robots? You making friends, hitting the gym, eating healthy, and going to class?
Who else has already contemplated suicide? Show of hands!
It's only the first day back for me mayne, but I guess it's fine. Pretty chill Electricity and Magnetism prof.
I don't know why I don't look more like a girl after so long on hormones. I hate myself and I hate that I have to face the world like this. It's so hard going to work. Kind of considering suicide.
Please help me somehow :(
People are going to be mean here not sure why you posted. If you're being serious and want to reach out for help online try leddit. R/suicidewatch has helped me on multiple occasions. Don't kill yourself and I hope you feel better.
how does that alleviate boredom and makes you feel better? it only makes me slow to reaction, it's not some kind of a happy pill but is absolute waste of money.
It makes me feel more excited, especially if I'm listening to music. I don't really enjoy being intoxicated, though, just enough to make my body feel relaxed. Sake and red wine do a good job of making you feel relaxed.
Waiting for more Emma OC edition.
I'm scared /r9k/ I'm so so scared.
My family keeps on threatening to break up and kill themselves if I don't get a girlfriend but I'm just so scared of talking to girls I just can't but I'm so scared if I don't talk to any.
I'm so scared I don't know why but I'm scared and i've been scared of girls and I like girls but I just can't.
Do you guys feel like this to? Do you guys know this fear for no reason?
>My family keeps on threatening to break up and kill themselves if I don't get a girlfriend
Does it ever reoccur to you how bored you are of existing?
All the time.
I have no idea why people have such a problem with suicide. Every now and again you get offered a gift that you don't really want so you decline. You don't really get a choice to accept the "gift" of life or anything, so suicide when carefully thought out and done properly is basically just saying "yeah, I'd rather return this gift, it's just not really worth it to me."
Why are women so shit? This fat gook pig sent me pics of her cunt within about 30 minutes of talking, and I'm not even "out of her league". What the fuck is up with this shit?