Burn, filth. The worms here are alienated to the brink of inhumanity, and they laugh at school shootings and fantasize about being powerful enough to rape with impunity. Chronic masturbaters escape from crushing loneliness only through the afterglow of an orgasm, after which they close thirty tabs of child porn doujins. Friendless degenerates abuse DXM and whatever they can find in their family's medicine cabinets. Social outcasts indulge in anger and narcissistic defense to avoid self reflection. The sickest fucks of all come to laugh at the spectacle. Nobody here is worth saving.
Nobody is here for solidarity anymore. Gone are the days where thousands of people would come here to tell stories about the worst things that happened to them. Now pathetic opportunists treat /r9k/ like a dating website. People participate in old, stupid flame wars so they can enjoy feeling angry. Everyone is here to wallow in rage, not sorrow.
How do you deal with the fact that no woman has ever told you that she loves you?
ITT: 00s nostalgia (2000-2005/6ish only, anything after that was Bieber iPhone shit)
Daily reminder that procreation is the primary cause of human suffering in the world
I accidentally got stuck with my practice gf, probably going to have to marry pic related
>6'2, God knows how heavy (I am 5'9, 155)
>literal autism, into cosplay and will have fucking terrifying tantrums
>she once punched me in the chest and I just crumpled and passed out
>virgin before me, but now we fuck every day
>drags me around by the hand or with her arm around my neck whenever we're in public, really...
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>tfw 5'7 with 5'9 practice girl
she isnt as fat as yours but she still is definitely fat
i scoured her facebook pics and she has pics like 9 months ago with some chad and she was skinnier, her face looked better
whatever. i purposely revealed all of my powerlevel to try to get her to go away but shes still there. guess she's a keeper
Now that the dust has settled, would you have bought a ticket for your 10 mins in the tumblr ball pit?
What do japanese beavers smell like?
So somehow I managed to get a gf. What the fuck am I supposed to do now?
>inb4 take her on a date
What type of girl do you like, onii-chan?
Femanon here, what makes you guys think you deserve a girlfriend? What do you have to offer? Do you have good looks and a fit body? Do you have perfect hygiene and a stylish wardrobe? Do you have a good job, a car, a solid group of friends, and your own place? Probably not. So why do you just complain about how "Chad" steals your girl? How can you expect a hot girl to like you if you have nothing to offer her? The only person you have to blame for not having a girlfriend is yourself.
any fellow robots have more like this?
What body would a female prefer? Assuming she had to pick one.
what would you do if you won?
Anon from before help
The girl. She must really see something in me cause I'm dropping spaghetti all over the place.
just found out my gf of three years fucked a black dude in high school, but we're both in our mid 30's so that would have been like fifteen years ago. But I still feel like calling things off