I have a 150+ IQ but girls prefer to mate with jocks rather than me. Isn't that just evolutionary retarded, as i can supply the best genes for her offspring? Women really are dumb whores kek
Girls are attracted to good evolutionary genes.
Muscular implies a hard worker and good defender.
Extroverted implies socially adept and good negotiator/a leader.
IQ doesn't factor into it.
How sharp does a penis need to be to pierce the hymen?
>pierce the hymen
what, scissors no longer good enough for ya?
18 year old KV here, should I
a: lose my virginity to a prostitute
I would have no moral issues with this
b: try to lose my virginity on tinder
I look average and am not too autistic
c: save it for when I meet a gf
There is someone I like, but she's 4 years older than me and I'm scared to ask her out.
We get on very well as friends and have similar interests/personalities (she's also way out of my league, but that is NOT the reason I like her)
When did you realize any woman could make even more then a doctor with little to no work?
So ive visited escorts a few times and realized these women make a good ass living, let's say on average they work 5 hrs a day. I'm saying that because they have some days off and some days where they work 8-12 hrs with clients, so the average of 5 hrs a day accounts all the small things without exaggerating it to much (some escorts even do overnight 24/7 some days). Let's say they have clients that buy either the $150 option for half hour of service or the $250 option...
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One time I stalked a girl for an entire month, I would follow her to her job, fish her garbage out of the dumpster and mostly, use a drone to watch her when she slept and masturbate (to be honest it wasn't all that interesting since I've seen it countless times with my drone).
I've actually lick her use tampon before, sometimes I pretend that I am her and that I know I'm being stalked by some degenerate creep and so I put on a show for my drone that's hovering outside my window.
I also manage to find out her real name and who her parents...
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>tfw ugly tranny
>tfw no guy would ever allow me to suck his dick
people like you should honestly, and i mean HONESTLY, kill themselves.
How fucking disgraceful do you have to be that you're settling for sucking men's dicks as a form of pleasure? Its beyond the bottom of the barrel and pathetic.
and you're fucking ugly. whats the point of living you faggot? just kill yourself.
>Get into a fight with chad
>Beat him up, face swollen, punched him on the eye after bashing his head against table
>Everyone still hates me and everyone still loves him
I JUST CANT FUCKING WIN NO MATTER WHAT I DO
Thanks for this thread. I was scheming on fighting this faggot chad that's subtly disrespected me and challenged me in social situations. Now I realize ill suffer your fate.
Though, I'm a failed 25 year old normie. Already fucked bitchez and partied so settling into loserdom isnt that big of a deal
>tfw no melanin bf
Femanons, are your sexual fantasies while masturbating intricate and well thought out scenarios, or do you just think of some hot guy raping you or something other simple?
Onii chan, I just had a nightmare...
>tfw 2 VACbans on record
Who else /steambadboy/ here?
I uninstalled CS, I can't do a thing. Bottom fragging every single game.
Like hell why can't I have the aptitude for this game, it's a symptom of the retardation I've got
>Rust is Garry's first shitty attempt at making a real game
>Didn't catch a ban because "hacking" it was as easy as adjusting the launch options
>Dev team abandoned the entire build, called it legacy, and is still trying to rebuild the game into something fun
If you haven't read Schopenhauer yet, you must do it ASAP. He's the one who legitimizes the robot life (minus wasting your time on vidya and anime).
>A man can be himself only so long as he is alone, and if he does not love solitude, he will not love freedom, for it is only when he is alone that he is really free.
>We forfeit three-quarters of ourselves in order to be like other people.
You can start with Aphorisms on the Wisdom of Life
Also read "Notes from Underground" by Dostoyevsky, he basically predicted the robot 4chan lurker before the internet was a thing.
>they feel too small
>they are now a decent size
wtf? Can balls change size?
do you mean your actual ball ball or the sac? the sac moves/changes size all the time, i believe it's to do with temperature, same for dicks i reckon, cos when it's warm my dick is 5in flaccid but when it's cold it's about 3.5in
you're probalby fine my man
i googled for like 2 minutes and it looks like its nothin serious
Objectively speaking is it autistic to play with LEGOs at 24? I really like building things and messing with the robotics, and I really don't give a shit what people think (even though nobody will ever know).
>gif for attention
WHY CAN'T I GAIN WEIGHTY
I ATE LIKE A PIG YESTERDAY AND I'M STILL AT 130lbs WTF
Any cool drug stories?
>talk about starting up a meth factory in public while on MDMA
haven't done drugs in a while.
will an MDMA roll be better now that i'm no longer a depressed fatty?
now i'm /fit/ fag.
nothing to it really.
the most logical choice is to be straight edge
>Take 4 tabs of pure sandoz grade acid last night for bonfire night to watch the fireworks
>slowly coming down
>as of now is 19:34 (7:34pm)
Felt like a caveman, had ego death but still had a great time.
Post pictures of cute girls.
> amateur photos only
> preferably hi-res
> bonus points if google image search gives no results
CALLING ALL traps/gaybois/etc
how do you shave your butt? I feel like going in with a razor is dangerous especially when I got no experience with shaving there.
I just do it in the shower, I barely have any hair to deal with there though, just use a razor that's not too sharp and you'll be fine
You're probably getting razorburn, use shaving foam or conditioner on the hair first then shave with the grain, also moisturize after
Are all these thicc/curvy/fat memes Jewish propaganda?
thats a disgusting fatso
pic related is properly curvy/thicc
More or less. The idea is not only to have as many groups as possible attacking each other but also for general distractions and confusion. Any time you can keep people focused on sex it's even better.
"It is the way of rulers to keep people preoccupied with their personal desires and lusts so that they have no time to think about public affairs." - Yusuf Al-Qaradawi explaining why moral laxity and political oppression tend to go hand in hand
>that rich kid who thought he could do anything with no consequences because his rich daddy and his army of lawyers would get him out of everything but eventually got expelled after not attending any classes for two months straight.
>got expelled after not attending any classes for two months straight
hey thats me!
>I want a qt virgin girl!!
Face it, you had your chance in high school, right after hs, or the first year of college. Because you're a failure, that's gone now. Every day that goes by, the more ridiculous and fanciful your demand.
Accept your roastie or die alone. Those are your options.
just go for a super autist. they won't be pretty, they won't be someone you'd want your mother to meet, but they'd be a virgin. they exist, but just because you don't see pictures of them (duh) doesn't mean they don't exist.
t. fat autist virgin chick
>mfw be german
>average is 15.9 years
>turning 20 this year
>mfw the chance to find a virgin girl at my age is nearly 0%
>never went to a party
>never went to a disco
>never had a female friend until high school
FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY
Who /grower/ here?
My dick is about 2 inches flaccid, but 8 erect.
Erections kinda hurt, because the tissue is being stretched so much. In addition, my erections are super hard, almost to the point, where they become impossible to hide.
Yeah fucking right. There's no way in hell that's true. You would have just a puddle of skin waiting to be filled with blod.
I'm 4 inches flacid and 6.6 inches erect. I think that's a pretty normal "curve"?
Just looks so fucking tiny at 4 inches...
2.5 inches flaccid
6.5 inches hard.
I couldn't even imagine anything bigger than that. My cock starts hurting from the stretching after a while being hard. I'd say you're the same. You're just measuring wrong.
>have hot teacher
>wears tight clothes and tasteful dresses
>learn more about her
>everything I learn only makes me like her more
>She's only like 14 years older than me
>she has a kid and a husband
>tfw I knew I could never tell her about my love for her
>see classmates ive grown up with start to fuck each other
>no girl is interested in my advances
>a sickening feeling of loneliness overtakes me
>only friend i have moves away, depression sets in
>no one acknowledges my existence
>drop out of school, become NEET, remain forgotten by the world
>Meet sweet girl in dumb art class
>Think to myself maybe there are genuine girls in this world
>Get to know her more
>Turns out she's a slut
>mfw I learned she's been banging some band nerd for the entire semester before and after school everyday
>everyone did crazy shit while in HS
>all I did was jerk off and waste time doing nothing
>the biggest thing I did was shoving a finger up my ass and then realizing I can slightly gape
does your brain still think your a virgin if you masturbated before???
Nope, If you jerk off a lot your brain thinks you're the baddest motherfucker of all time with a huge harem of women you fuck all the time
And since it thinks you are impreggin all these women it feels like it's completed its purpose in the world and gives up
Frued said everything in life is sexual energy
How often do you take a shit?
So we are all in agreement that Buddhism is inherently superior to Christianity and all the Abrahamic religons in every regard, right?
Is it safe to assume that any hot woman you see has been in some form of porn before? Just think about it. The internet is astronomically full of young hot women whoring themselves out. It would make sense that they all do it, since there is a social pressure that encourages them and a market for them to be sluts.
I still think about this from time to time. It seems to be safe to assume that most good looking young women you see in public have been involved in that type of stuff. Why wouldn't they?
Post shit that trigger normies
>Letting your hair grow out
>Not liking pop
>Not actively seeking a relationship
>Talking to people online you never met irl
>Being better at something than them
Who else is going to vote for Hillary just to spite the /pol/acks who have done it for free on this board for about 18 months?
Wouldn't have bothered otherwise. Sorry ;)
I live alone and i don't have any friends. I looked it up and apparently pets help with loneliness. Are there any pets that dont mind being hugged?