I havent eaten in 12 hours. 12 hours to go. Have already lost 10 pounds. Wish me luck brobots.
....I got some bad news senpai. Chads aren't thin, Chads are athletic. And eve if you got athletic, you'd probably still be spaghetti as fuck and never get girls; just look at /fit/
i love you y'all
>mfw can't take certain compliments
>love you is only heard in family
>tfw never know how to react to it IRL or online in this thread's case
I've been trying to get with this girl for a few weeks now. We hang out a decent amount but anytime I make plans for stuff other than meals and homework (we have the same math class in college) she cancels on me. At this point I want to give up but she is literally the only person I talk to in college.
Are we ever gonna make it guys? Guys?
So robots what is your favorite car and why?
Mine is a VW Beetle, and here's why.
>Be me driving down the street
Why's that anon one may ask
>Happy for 1 reason
>Cuz I consciously know that some people take the "slug bug" game very seriously
feels good knowing that someone at any given moment could potentially be getting the shit beat out of them over a car
Tbh I don't even have one.
Thought it was Funny
Bored and no one to talk to so I came here
Actually have suburban
How do you deal with these annoying fuckers?
I'm weak and beta so punching them in the face is not an option.
The local authorities don't give a shit neither.
19 yo permavirgin here. I want to kill myself so bad. I think I had a shot with a female coworker today and i fucking blew it. She caught me looking at her a few times and she would smile and giggle. She then started to get in my zone alot, and she stood in my area when we were closing up, like if she was wanting me to ask her out. I was tempted but I didn't go through it because I felt it wasn't "the right time." She's so beautiful and nice, and she has ass. Now I'll never get another chance. I'm gonna be girlfriendless forever! I want to...
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please tell me the truth
does sex feel as good as I imagine?
I was talking to a qt3.14 asian girl from long island, Ny. To keep this story short I found out she had sex with a guy she met on tinder and lost her virginity to him within a week of talking with him. I really liked her, but now that she told me this I can't stop thinking about this.
could be she was insecure about being a virgin on account of all her roastie friends. one instance does not demonstrate a trend; I'd say approach with caution. hang out, hook up, but don't get too emotionally invested
I am horny but i am doing nofap
>message your oneitis
>she goes offline
every single time.
>message her, response hours later and its a one worded response
>she messages you and you respond in detail instantly because you've been waiting for her to talk to you since the last conversation
>Your ancestors stole my people's land, white boi. I will now strike you down with the spirit of the buffalo.
>you sound agitated, friend. Have a drink on me, straight from my cabinet
Since everyone on here (myself included) gon die alone, I thought it would be interesting to actually see what other robots look like, to see how ugly y'all actually are <3
>feet hanging off the edge of the bed
>Shuts off light
>this is the signal for everything horrible to enter go-mode
>make a mad dash for the stairs
>after watching Audition
Just matched with this Indian chick. Literally poo
Guys, I screwed up.
The other day my grandma called and spoke to me for a few minutes. She asked if I'd found a girlfriend yet and, not wanting to disappoint her like usual, I told her I had. She congratulated me and asked me to send her a picture of us together. I told her I would as soon as possible.
The thing is, I have no gf. That's why I'm asking /r9k/ to draw or edit in a girl next to me. Grandma's eyes aren't the best anymore, so it doesn't have to be perfectly lifelike.
How do I get over my hangups about sex? I have body issues and a fear of intimacy.
I'm 27 and starting to worry I'll never lose my virginity.
be drunk when you do it I guess
Literally go on soc, put your name out there and add women reasonably.
Seriously unless you're Quasimodo or act like a desperate insecure faggot there is LITERALLY a 100% chance that an attractive woman will whore herself out for you on the internet.
Don't go into expecting an internet gf or something, just let it hang out like you were supposed to be doing in college.
whoa is that an actual hentai image with an actual vagina?
high five dude its nice to see someone else straight on this board
also i have no idea how to answer your question i am also a virgin
>trump is racist
>eww you fap to furry porn?
>dicks out for harambe
>well that escalated quickly
>le faith in humanity restored
>why are you so obsessed with getting a girlfriend?
>just be yourself bro
>you just need to be more confident
>you're average looking
>School shooters are horrible people that nobody should look up to
Okay, I'm not that much of robot. Don't bully me FBI
Robots 25 years and older report in.
How you guys holding up? Holidays are right around the corner - spending it alone?
A good person from high school contacted me earlier today, they invited me to spend thanksgiving with their love partner and their friends. I have never been invited into something like this before (and I have no idea how on earth they found my email). Not sure if I should go. But if I ever do, that would be my first time on 11 years I'm not alone for thanksgiving.
Why do girls think it's alright to reject guys?
>tfw no fat gf who makes me eat her pussy for hours every day
my name is john and i hate all of you faggots i have a hot girlfriend with big fake tits while you beat your 2 inch pecker to chinese cartoons. I live in my parents garage with my hot girlfriend and we bang a lot there while you are stuck in the basement like some fucking monkey experiment gone bad. I pump iron daily bro while you can barely fucking lift a gallon of milk. keep posting on your anonymous board while I hit up ladies on facebook and tinder. I don't fuck with them craigslist bitches.
I don't buy gallons of milk so it's not relevant to my situation.
I generally buy the 2 pint container of Ripple almond milk - pic related. I can lift it quite well although my hand shakes sometimes from the weight
Hey, I'm fresh out of high school and I don't want to have to goto college. Anyways I was thinking about being a cop, thoughts?
If you're not a
Then sure. But if not you probably won't go far.
>mommy is taking away my snuggle points
Is there really such a thing as negative snuggle points or is she lying to me?
I enjoy getting rejected by girls and wallow in my own sadness / patheticness. I go to sleep every night with the thought that I will never be with someone, and that somehow comforts me.
I do the exact same shit, it's self destructive tendencies because of depression. once you've been depressed for long enough, it becomes a comforting feeling in a way and your mind will ruin things for you just to feel it.
nothing special sry
Quick test for you guys
Are you socially capable
Are you handsome
Are you an athlete
Are you smart
Are you female
If you marked 0 of those, you are a wizard
Of you marked 1 you are a robot
If you marked 2 you are a cyborg
If you marked 3 you are a failed normie
If you marked 4 you are Chad thundercock
If you marked 5 you are Stacy
ITS ACTUALLY COME TO THIS, I HAVE LITERALLY NO FRIENDS, ONLINE OR IRL. AND I DONT HAVE THE MOTIVATION TO MAKE ONE EITHER
Spotted!!! Im back from my journey ask me anything
Is saying you got cheated on the ultimate way to talk whatever shit you want about women while still gaining sympathy points?
would be hard to solve a lot of problems without them desu.
And beside math isn't real. None of it. I can say for all A and B A+B is equal to one, id be right, because I define it that way. it's just not very useful.
Can someone explain what the riemann hypothesis is and what it means?
I dont get it but it looks interresting
is it a proof for a pattern that only works if infinity and negative numbers dont exist or something?
Fembots post your
>Education or Employment Status
And remember no normies allowed
>Pennsylvania/ Vermont/ Germany
>Music and i doodle
>In uni ish
>like 6.5 stone, it fluxuates
>ask so i dont get 90000000 notifications thx. prefer not to use...
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