>started browsing and fapping to BLACKED regularly
What have you done to me, robots?
OP you'll never be satisfied by normal porn again. After seeing those monster Gorilla cocks slam little girls and watching the way they squee for it warps what sex should be in your brain. Soon you'll be a crossdresser or a lonely insecure robot. Best of luck to ya
Can we start a /feels/ thread? Post your feels and pains.
>be total cyborg in High School
>never date girls
>fall in love
>date her for 4 years thinking im going to marry this girl
>total oneitis for my GF
>she moves to her dad's to be closer to school
>cheats on me with a chad
this experience ruined love...
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>got a speeding ticket for going 10 over
>Have to appear in court and request that I take a first offenders class and keep the ticket off my record so my insurance doesn't increase
>Fine is $136
How was your guys' day?
Are anti-anxiety meds worth it and will they finally let me have friends?
benzos are worth it if you have strong will power and can control yourself. benzos are a slippery slope and you can become addicted very easy and die from withdrawals.
Location:The North Korean-Chinese border.
War has broken out in the Korean Peninsula and the Chinese got involved.The draft gives no fucks and now it's 18-35 and if you have glasses your going anyway.You are placed at the front lines and your mission is to push into Chinese lands with the Russians.What do you do?
If staring at this gif for about a minute makes you uncomfortable, you are not a true robot.
This is Beta one. We're all set and awaiting orders.
I TOLD YOU I ALREADY ORDERED A PLATE OF TENDIES, WHERE ARE THEY? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SIR, WE'RE ON OUR WAY WITH THE PROVISIONS, SIR!
Well, another weekend has come and gone. Spent the whole thing at my desk browsing 4chan and playing with action figures.
What was the highlight of your weekend?
Got a dream job, studied, went out with friends friday and studied with friends saturday night. Went for a couple runs outside, while the weather is good. Now I'm gonna drive to have dinner with some family (they live a couple hours away). Shiiiit, my life has really turned around. We're all gonna make it
Do any of you live alone?
I'm 23, just recently started a new job and I'm getting ready to move out on my own for the first time.
I have some potential roommates that are all kinda normie but something about living completely alone is alluring to me. Right now I live in a 1 bedroom apartment with my Mom, having downgraded from a 3 bed since my sister moved out and my Mom knows I want to move.
What's it like? I understand it financially but what does it feel like to actually live alone?
I lived alone for a week before the other guys arrived. It was bliss, less so with the others but we never spoke and avoided each other so it was mostly fine.
Just make sure your food is on point. My lack of eating really ruined me.
I go to sleep and wake up whenever I want, I can be on the computer and talking or listening to music out loud whenever I want, I can eat whatever and whenever I want, I can masturbate whenever I want, no one ever bothers me, I never have to talk to anyone, no one ever judges me or makes fun of me, I can study in peace at any time, no one breaks shit, or leaves dishes in the sink
What's your first thought when looking at this image?
>bag full of shells
>trench coat on
>ipod in hand
>you make your way to the school PA system
What song do you play over the speakers before you unleash hell?
Am I the only person who likes the smell of sweaty armpits?
nope. i love the smell of my armpits. When i am on meth or some other stimulant, your sweat starts to smell different. i love that smell.
mostly everyvody loves the smell of themselves.
I love alone and I'm about to order 2 large pizzas and a brownie pie from Papa John's.
Anyone else /depressioneating/ here?
Not anymore, gained 30 pounds in the past 3 months and I want to kill myself even more feeling so gross.
I know that feel.
I'm 70lbs more than I used to be, though thanks to my job, I have a fair amount of muscle. I'm not a body builder, but at least it isn't 100% fat. It's gotten worse recently. I've put on 20lbs in the past few months, and even though I feel disgusting, I can't find the care or the will to do anything about it.
I'm just a sack of shit.
Never seen this mentioned before here so I thought I'd say it; If you're not attractive that doesn't mean you're homeless and bound to be a permavirgin, you have to put in a shit ton of effort if you want to find somebody.
For example, I knew a guy who has butt fucking ugly. He was also kinda nice and outgoing (has ADHD or some shit) had a job, gf, car, etc.
If you have "lost the genetic lottery." you just have to kick it into motherfucking overdrive to find companionship and happiness.
But I believe that dating is...
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>be butt fucking ugly
>lost genetic lottery
>wasn't even born with a Y chromosome, so i cant compensate with a job, car, personality
>literally forever inadequate as a woman in all aspects of things
>will always be pumped and dumped because ever "butt fucking ugly" guys will just use you for XP before moving on to their beloved staceys
What the fuck are you talking about?
If you're a woman and aren't horribly disfigured and/or handicapped you can find some beta to provide for you and live happily ever after. Don't even have to lift a finger. Fuck off.
Oh, hello there wagecuck, I don't see you. Shouldn't you be getting ready for bed soon? Lord Jewstein wants you to work a double tomorrow. Another day, another dollar they always say.
Who else /shaman/ here?
If you guys could just leave behind the feeling that the world owes you something and opened yourself up to spirituality and mind altering substances you could fulfill your real purpose in life.