How the fuck do you meet girls like this?
How do you convince them to have sex with you?
Watch out they like to open wide.
Soon a fist is going to be in that shit.
>Is that Pepe the Frog? OMG Anon get that symbol of HATE out of my face!!
Have you ever had "that" moment with a friend that you promised never to tell anyone?
women suck at video games so hard?
Remember when /b/ was a respectable, mature message board? Now its just porno
Help me robots, is this girl trying to fuck?
I added her on instagram and she started messaging me. I had to lead the convo, but got her number. What should I do? KHV here.
>see hardcore porn
>see suggestion of the underwear of a girl in real life
i thought this would end by the time i graduated high school but i was wrong
this really rings the number of my dingus
>tfw you will never be a hacker
>tfw you will never be good with computers
>tfw you pick up a hobbie
>only to get bored with it a week later
>Think about losing weight
>Remember that, even if I did, I'd just be like all the other non-fat robots here
Among the nonsense tragedies, what on earth you are looking for? You only have to be honest to yourself.
the secret of the emerald tablet and the alchemic mysteries it holds
Post your most powerful meme
>tfw Erica ignores you on league now
>tfw Erica will never come back to r9k
>tfw Erica will never have another scandal about being someone's cockbunny
who else /secretclub/ here
I'm apart of this crew, I won't say what it is. But it's relating to amphibians ...shh
Is it weird that my waifu is basically just the female version of me?
I guess I could change her hair so she looks a little bit less like me, but she's still basically just me except female and more confident.
Has anyone here had any success with lucid dreams? How did you go about achieving them?
I just want to go back to 2012 again
Anyone who says they had a dream where they were able to do crazy shit is making it up.
If you robots are so despised or ignored, why don't you do whatever you want? You have nothing to lose.
Who said I don't? Only failed normalfags care what normalfags think.
At least ten times a day you norms post this. "YOU'RE SUICIDAL? THEN THE WORLD IS OYSTER! GO SKYDIVING AND TRAVEL THE WORLD! XD" And then you look down on school shooters who are essentially taking your advice to the fullest.
It just hit me that his winning will be the Reagan administration of this generation. And not in a good way.
Why arn't you taking Bachata lessons /r9k/?
I just had horrible flashbacks to having to do square dancing in middle school.
How does one aquire an asian gf?
REEEEEEEE WHY TF CANT I GET A GF REEEEE REEEE WHYYY AAAAA AAAAAAA
Jesus fucking christ will somebody please shoot me in the fucking head, I'm an 18 year old KHV who is on track to being worse than you retarded assholes.
Just went out with friends and two of them are happily dating and flirting with their significant others while I sit here in the dark on r9k ready FUCKING HANG MYSELF AAAAAAA
Is there no respite from this hell?
Didn't open the pic yet I could see the message
bumping my own thread because why the fuck not at this point
>Need to poo
>Push out a long smelly turd next to my chair
Haha, take that future me!
Who here /master of them-self/?
Get in here robots, it's comfy time. Upload some comfy tracks.
boy im drunk af, played CSGO all night with my alcoholic friend and i drinking hahah
Why are white guys attracted to Asians? I'm Asian and I'm not attracted to Asians at all. I've been with one girl from Taiwan and a lot of white guys rate her like 8/10. I wasn't even attracted to her at all.
White girls are so much hotter and sexier. Is there something wrong with me?
inb4 racemixing mutt
white women are sexier.
asian women have no unattractive features except the ones that make them azn.
so if you can get over azn features most azns are attractive with none of the flaws found in white women.
>miss saigon exploitative relationship
>pedophilic tendencies of white males
>inherent small dick of whites
>self hating asian females because of white media
pick one. wmaf is undoubtedly the grossest pairing ever
There are good looking Asian girls that aren't self hating. The ones that exclusively hate white guys are definitely self hating. The ones that don't have an issue with dating Asian men but occasionally are attracted to white guys too are more adjusted and not insane (personal experience). But white women just have more personality and depth. I mean, whores are in every race but white women are so exciting. Asian girls are kinda boring.
Haiku's, Limerick's, Sonnet's, whatever; just write a poem.
Who here /DeliveryDriver/ ? It's the most robot job there is. Unlike those faggots from the retailcuck general.
What do you deliver? Do you drive cars, trucks, bikes or are you an oldschool on foot mailman?
Why aren't there any robots who do delivery?
It's honestly the most robot job there is
>Be alone for 95% of the time
>All contact is only short and briefly and mostly hi how are you doing where do you want x to be put alright have a nice day bye
>Have alot of freedom
>Can listen to your favorite music
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>tfw want to be well read
Just read summaries of the books that you supposedly read, silly book nerd. All the cool intellectuals are doing it.
The only thing I desire in life is to live somewhere comfy as a hermit
>go get friday night pizza as per tradition
>while im eating i look at the generic box thats used since i go to a local place
>feel like a funny baby boy and put a napkin to cover up the word moments
>enjoy your delicious mom is whats left
What is the box trying to tell me lads?
>tfw no adam lanza thread unless i make one
>FACT: adam lanza never groped women in public
>FACT: adam lanza didn't post his pic to be r8ed by strangers
>FACT: adam lanza didn't vote trump
>FACT: adam lanza didn't identity steal eggman
>FACT: adam lanza didn't want to die of dysentery
>FACT: adam lanza didn't date a girl with one leg shorter than the other
>FACT: adam lanza wasn't...
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I need some good food ideas for things I can make in my room without leaving, I won't get into my personal circumstances. I'm sick and tired of eating raw ramen and fucking Pringles and pretzels, I need some REAL food that doesn't require being in a fridge or freezer. So far I have peanut butter sandwiches. What else?
canned soups that can be eaten cold and dont need added water. canned beans/chili. buy a small kettle that plugs in the wall for instant noodles. cured meets that can go unrefrigerated like salami, to make sammiches. dunno..