this board is for chad now, robots need to GTFO, if you cannot fill in atleast 3 of the chad bingo you need to leave
Do people seriously fall for the Robot/Normie dichotomy?
Saved from a prior thread.
Said it then but I'll say it again- this bingo board was obviously made either as a troll or by a NEET basement dwelling virgin with little in the way of real life experience.
In any case, here you go.
>be black fembot
>only sexually attracted to Asian guys
How fucked am I?am I doomed?
>cock hungry stacey
>call myself a fembot so people will pay attention to me
>only attracted to asian men
>men of all different races my whole life have tried dating/fucking me
b-but muh squinty eye fetish
>guys help me
i gained 5 pounds
how to loose the weight without exercising or dieting?
>I think Rose and Elliot would have made a cute couple
height is not nearly as important as /r9k/ thinks
beach boys > beatles
mayonnaise is fucking disgusting and people who use it are heathens
mystery is unironically cute, but I think I have a thing for weird looking girls
>tfw you still leave skype open for some reason
But that's all of my skype contacts, anon
>Deleted everyone from my skype contacts and uninstalled
>About to delete my normiebook permanently as well
I've realized at this point that trying to socialize like a normal human being will only bring me sadness
Femanons, do you like vaginal foreplay/oral?
And any advice/tips to give for us to please you better?
Nothing will ever beat the shower head imo.
Do the alphabet with your tounge, figure out which letter she enjoys the most.
also tease first to get her wet. kiss her thighs, kiss her vajayjay, kiss her tummy. start slow. the anticipation is the best part. just dont go straight for it. build it up.
>want to believe normies had everything handed to them
>realize they faced more hardship than you ever did and that makes your failure all the more pathetically complete
Wow, one of the more reflected posts i have seen. Normies have way more hardship and struggle, simply cause they try to play the game at least. Sitting at home drwoning in self pitty isnt nice but actually trying to make out in the jungle is way harder.
You virgin losers seriously dont understand how hard it is to achieve "normie status"
It takes literally years of hard work being nice, friendly towards other people, treating women like they matter, sucking up to people more important than you etc, getting excited over things that literally mean nothing( i.e football)
The life of a normie is much harder than that of a neet if you disagree with me you're in denial and fucking stupid
Welcome to the R9K Bar.Here we sell laughter,feels,and other's.So let's tell some stories since this board is empty and only has a few greentext stories.
What if I got lost and walked into this bar accidentally? Robots: tell a normie what it is like to be you.
I have a wife, a good stable job, a small core group of friends and a kid on the way.
Remember /r9k/ Chads are not the enemy. Chads are just lucky with genetics. Women are the enemy.
Expose roasties. If you see a Chad getting cucked don't laugh at him let him know.
Soon the sexbots will be reality and you and I and Chad will unite in harmony.
So I've met a lot of you on r9k on Omegle and have gotten pretty naughty with the qts. My question is what do you want from a girl when you're sexcamming? Like, what "moves" would turn you guys on because I have no idea what I'm doing on there.
guys who sex cam grils on omegle are not 'from' here, they are normalfags probably from /soc/ that use our tags because they know dumbasses like you are curious about robots or whatever the fuck reason you come here
i guess what im trying to say is, please stop posting and never come back again, or kill yourself
Well shit, that was intense. I'm pretty sure they're not all normies on there. Most of them seemed as fucked up as you so I'd say they were pretty robot-like.
Also, if you're not gonna be constructive get out.
How do I get a female beta orbiter. She will buy me things and be my slave. Why can't I have a girl worship me like they have us them?
This anime girl would be the perfect beta orbiter. Any females want to by me shit?
>tfw it doesn't matter how hard you work to improve yourself because at the end of the day you're still 5'8.
>Not even that short
>Mates give me shit around the clock for being a fucking midget
>Theyre all 6'2 - 6'6
>My gym progress doesn't even matter because they all hit the gym as much as I do and are shredded anyway
>I will always be the laughing stock
>can't be bothered to apply for jobs anymore because I always end up getting rejected or told "[I] don't have the necessary experience" or "while you were qualified, you were not the most qualified"
Stupid job market.
i honestly don't think i would ever have had to deal with serious depression / anxiety if i had managed to find a decent paying job that i didn't hate.
>all i'm qualified for is teaching english and being a humanities grad student...JUST
Only people that seem to get jobs easily are the idiots around me.
I've always lucked into meeting the right people or having connections, but the dumber people are, the more jobs they go through.
Never seems to hinder them that they just quit whatever job whenever they want, they get a new one from nothing in a week.
Any advice what to do on it ?
Try to find some events near you, if you can. Before sending invites, talk to people. And join some groups that have interesting topics (fetishes) for you. Just say hi to comunity.
Jesus kill me now please