>got tinder one night when drunk and lonley
>over a week get matches
>too nervious to atcually talk to them so send dumb lines and wacky jokes
>girls actually repsond
>dont know if they're joking or not
Do i have to ask for their number now? Im nervous just thinking about it. never thought I would get this far
You are given an opportunity to say 10 words to Elliot an hour before he starts his spree. What do you say?
idk probably just start saying
>"though i walk through the valley of the shadow of..."
and trail off as he walks off to do his holy work
theres nothing really to say to a man at that point.
i could ask him a question about his life but what would be the point really.
i guess i could warn him not to get sucked into killing who he killed and instead go for people higher up on the totem pole but eh
god I'm so sick of porn, anyone else?
>throwing up from a dick thats like 5 and a half or 6 inches
>like this girl i meet on tinder
>get friendzoned a few dates in
>she still calls me weekly to hang out
how do i tell a girl i don't want to hang out with her as "friends" anymore without sounding like a butthurt manlet?
And have some fucking Stacy try to claim rape? Fuck that. Get the fuck out of there anon, there's plenty more vaginas you can manipulate and emotionally torture into giving you sex.
>How come you never talk anon?
>"Why are you so quiet, Anon?"
>"You should smile more, Anon"
>people start talking about you as if you aren't even there
Who here waiting for the eventual fall of transgenderism, feminism and multiculturalism?
what the fuck is "transgenderism"
i just don't understand
a guy wants to change his sex because he wants to, or he is mentally ill, goes through necessary procedures and surgeries and becomes female without a clitoris but still acceptable. Traps are gay dudes wearing female clothes, it was always a thing. What the fuck is transgender is beyond me
I just shaved my pubic hair. I can't stop touching my balls, they're so smooth familia
>shaving you balls for the first time
>feels great to handle them
>shave balls thighs butt and legs
>get aroused when you take off your pants and start splayign your legs around because its sexy as fuck
>tfw no Night Elf lover
I know that feeling, family.
>tfw feel bad for being race traitor but I am literally addicted to elf puss
This is the stuff you have to listen to if you want to fit in with society today.
If you are in college, or of college age, this is what people listen to.
HOW FAR CAN YOU MAKE IT?
Who here /Reddit/?
Reddit has many subs that are much higher quality than their 4chan counterparts.
/r/mfa and /fa/ is a great example.
>tfw still fat
>be fatasfatass whole life
>Decide to change my shit one day
>Strict 1,500 calorie limit
>2 years later go from 350 to 200lbs
>Muscular from working physical job
>Find out from coworker that another girl thinks I'm cute
>First person ever
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have any of you realized that you don't get women because you're fucking bitter and jaded towards their gender? Don't think they can't notice.
>Tfw try to dress, look and act like a normie
>It doesn't work
name a single flaw
blacked is fucking stupid
tried a video, as soon as i realized it was gonna be some lame as fuck 90s-tier buildup/story before the fucking, into the trash it went
i cant jack off to anything other than porn shot by jst a guy holding a camera fucking his girlfriend