Whoever makes me lol the hardest gets nudes of the one on the left
I'd rather pour ammonia in my eyes than see that bitch naked
who the fuck wants nudes from a worthless skank
ITT post your favourite femanon.
I would greatly appreciate it if the janitors and mods allowed this thread to be open.
Where the fuck did all serial killers are gone? back in the 80's they were alot..
I mean there are still people who murder, but it's harder to keep murdering without being caught now. You know, people are more aware of their surroundings, advances in technology, advances in security measures, advances in police technology, shit like that.
it's probably because it'd be almost impossible to get away with it now
there's security cameras everywhere now, everyone has a phone in their pocket that doubles as a (video)camera, forensic science has made huge leaps, etc
I cant take it anymore. I just want to be a normal fucking person, someone without all these problems. I dont even want to make jokes or memes about it anymore, Im only here because I have nowhere else to go and am only using this picture because I need one to post.
I dont know what Im going to do.
you know what needs to be done
IKTF on an incredibly deep level.
I feel like I don't even know who the fuck I am anymore. I feel empty. I'm shitposting here because I don't know what to do.
any wagecucks on here actually enjoy their jobs?
I just recently got hired as a trainee train conductor for southern rail in the UK and its going pretty well. I always liked trains so I thought id give it a go. I also found a gf recently so im double happy since I have choo choos and gf at the same time.
I help people stay out of prison and make a livable amount of money from the job, so I'm happy.
So I met this girl from /r9k/ and we really cliqued. We have a lot of fun talking and know a lot about each other. I completely opened up and she actually accepts me and thinks im cool. I think shes really cool and cute too even though she thinks shes weird. She thinks shes too damaged for a relationship with me and we live across the world, but Im beginning to grow some feels anyway. I think she knows it too, I sometimes jokingly ask her to marry me, but apart of me is ready and would actually want to. What do?
Well, it sounds like the cringe level from you already went through the roof, also sounds like you are friend-zoned.
My advice would be to livestream you killing her then yourself, since you two belong in robot heaven together
I think she genuinely likes me, just doesnt want a relationship for whatever reason. Idk maybe you are right
>Tfw holding my piss in for 2 hours and counting because my roommate has women over
>Tfw no jugs
>Tfw bout to blow
been in your situation before.
pee into a shirt and then wash it later,
What does it feel like to have a warm qt girl cuddle up next to you?
why are women only looking for the most perfect man? these women could easily fuck any average guy yet they only will choose chad. the 80/20 rule is real robots.
~don't hit on me, silly boys ;)
>try adderall for the first time and a few times after
>feel fucking alive, human, confident, smart, handsome
>everything becomes fun as fuck
>vidya and music becomes INCREDIBLE
>most fun I think i've ever had
Now I fiend for it. Life feels so mediocre otherwise. I know the black hole that becomes stim addiction though. There is no winning.
Man I got into adderall and thought 'holy shit, is this what awake actually feels like?'. I signed up for college. I did great at work. I studied neuroscience. Then the shit started fucking with my heart. So I stopped. I could barely stand for three days in a row. I had never felt so exhausted in my life. Every move felt like a marathon. And what's fucked is while on it, my vitals are absolutely perfect. As soon as it starts to wear off, shit hits the fans.
It's officially my birthday and all I want is a (You) can you hook me up robots?
Why are we here, /r9k/?
What's the meaning of life? What's the point, just to move on until we croak?
What can you assume about this girl /r9k/?
I know her really well let's see how good you are at analyzing people...
how awkward would it be to try and talk a old highschool crush into dating/fucking you?
found this girl on okc i used to have a crush on in highschool, kind of desperate i guess but whatevs