I'm here to kill roasties and eat tendies...and I'm all out of tendies...
Anyone here ever tried Modafinil? Just watched the movie, Limitless and wonder if its all true.
this sounds too good to be true. If there really is a drug that can make me as smart as everyone else, then i'd take it in a heartbeat.
>As smart as everyone else.
You don't get out much do you? That is not a very high goal.
Stimulants like adderall/vyvanes will motivate you and make you want to do things. (Think of it as upping the dopamine reward you get for accomplishing a goal.) But they won't actually make you smarter.
>motivate you and make you want to do things.
This is misleading because most people mistakenly think the drug will motivate them to do the 'right' things (e.g: study, improve their life, become 'Limitless'). With undisciplined people, especially those who look for salvation in pill form, it's just as likely to motivate you to masturbate for 8 straight hours and rearrange all the documents in your computer.
heading to work in a couple hours, bored...whats up r9k
apparently nothing but the HOTTEST NEW MEME FROM CHEESEBURGER.COM
Lyrics that you can relate to
>Other people's lives seem more interesting because they ain't mine
>Well I'm fed up and I need to go out of existence or just down the road forever
>Out of gas
>Out of road
>Out of car
>Out of everything at last
>Pretend that I'm nicer than I'll ever be
>I am selfish and deluded, enjoy my hypocrisy
>Complain that I'm bored, when being bored is a privilege
>Act like I'm suffering, there's no suffering in this
>Everything that keeps me together is falling apart,
>I've got this thing that I consider my only art of fucking people over
>My boss just quit the job says he's goin' out to find blind spots and he'll do it
Those of you who have Normiebook, when was the last time you sent/received a message? Who was it from?
From a long time friend.
Hes trying to sell his 1973 VW Bug to pay for his college tuition.
Id buy it but im injured and not working so i cant drop 3k for it.
Ill see if he can hold on to it for a few weeks.
TWO DAYS AGO I UNINSTALLED COUNTER STRIKE GLOBAL OFFENSIVE BECAUSE I SUCK AT IT IM BAD AT LEAGUE OF LEGENDS TOO BUT IM PRETTY GOOD AT HALO 3 I HAVE A 50 IN THE MLG PLAYLIST A COUPLE OF THEM IM ABOUT TO GO TO THE GAS STATION AND BUY A RED BULL LIFE IS OK TODAY OK??? LOVE YOU!!
>Consuming energy drinks
My man, you have some poor taste.
>send oneitis suicide note in a last desperate cry for help
>she laughs about spelling mistakes
>99% sure she shared it with her friends
FUCKING WHORE FUUUUUUUCK THATS WHAT I FUCKING GET FOR TRUSTING SOMEBODY
How do you heal robots?
Chestlets, how does it feel to know that you're going to get tittycucked some day?
>have bf who claims he likes flat chests
>one day he meets a nice titty monster
>he cums between her big soft boobies
>now he doesn't even remember your name
It will happen to you.
I see a lot of people on here posting shit like
>How to be more interesting
>How do I talk to girls
>How to make friends
>How do I get pu$$y
Those are all valid questions, I'm not here to call the people fuckheads for asking them, I'm simply passing by a few words of /adv/.
Most of the time, the fault is that you're trying (too hard sometimes) to impress other people, and you end up trying to play a role. That shit is...
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>You're trying to fit in, to have people accept you, you lie about shit so that girls will find you more fuckable. Why? Why try so hard to be someone you're not? It doesn't even yield results.
Who are you talking to right now? No robot does shit like that.
red pill me with everything you've got (no bs)
The truest form of pill and most damaging (either to a nation or an individual) is the blackpill
Who here loves their waifu pillow very much and cuddles them every night?
>using that pic
>im IRA in the file name
>he is apart of the irish poilce (garda)
>he is surrpose to be arresting the IRA
>OP is a dumbass
you're a fucking asshole
(you) bring great shame on ireland
so go fucking hang yourself
What's the longest you've ever kept off /r9k/ for and why?
Does anybody else get weird effects from caffeine?
I'm starting to get headaches and a weird dizzy/distracted feeling from consuming caffeine
Can anybody else relate?
guys i really wanna fap
how are you handling it so far?
ITT : Famous people who are robots.
this is her...pls no be mean.
Does anyone else start to feel like shit whenever they browse this board?
>tfw you will never be father and have a cute daughter driving her too school and giving her some lunch money while she gives you a kiss and says "thanks daddy" running with the money in her hand to her friends waiting at the school door
why even live
What is something weird you've seen or experienced in your life that you cannot explain?
Part 2. Last one reached bump limit
One thing that is good to do is start with a couple examples and get the ball rolling
Came VERY close to two non-cataloged animals (both arthropods) before, one of which was a fuzzy moth with MANY cylindrical protuberances out of its "forehead" (like an angler-fish, with five of those things hanging out of its head) and that was flying and hitting a wall in the building where I live, and the other which was a fucking GIGANTIC ladybug (think the size of a quarter pounder cheeseburger), all black and yellow.
Once saw a "ghost", looking straight into me. I was lying in bed at the evening with my face to the wall, turned back, and there was a tall, all black humanoid blur with one red eye on its face staring at me. I turned away and then back in one second and it was gone. I deem this a hallucination but you never know.
I once had my hand pulled by something like a hand without any distinct temperature (I mean, not cold and not hot, perfectly smooth and room temperature) from under a table and I was the only one there. I was standing with my back to the table, and a hand came from under the table and pulled mine, and suddenly it "ceased existing". I didn't even see it.
Me and my mother and brother once all saw an UFO-like thing flying around the air-space of our building in a night of December when I was ten years old, but that never really made an impact on me. It was just one of those weird spherical things that fly around in the sky and change colors from red to orange to yellow and everything, but that could have been anything. I once spotted some "foo fighters" flying in the sky from the football court from my building, that meaning, fireballs just exploding through the sky upwards, but never made much of it.
These are all the weird ass /x/-core experiences I had.I live in the kind of country where weird shit like that is common
(Brazil)so I don't bother, but they sure are interesting.
Is there any Maryland bots?
I never see or hear of any.
If you are, what do you think of the state, and what County
Whoopsies anon, i dropped my pen :O
Oh thanks anon!
golly I forgot to scrub between my cracks
maybe you can help? ^_^
I feel like a complete fucking weirdo in a "LOOK AT MEEEE!" world.
I hate pictures of myself, I hate being told happy birthday, I cancel plans on my birthday, I don't use social media. Fuck, I even skipped my own high school, college, and law school graduation ceremonies.
Anyone else feel this way? I can't decide if it's intense self-loathing or I'm fucked in the head
Exactly how i feel, anon. Even if i dont have to deal with the outside world anymore, my mother still memes me with her bullshit. She actually thinks it helps me and is confused when those situations end with me throwing a autism fit.
describe what you would do to her
Can we just all have a minute to give respect to all those who actually had the guts to kill themselves? I can't even imagine their bravery.
Suicide is cowardly.
Living a life of hard work and stress ND horrors takes guts.
To live on thru such things takes guts.
We all die. Not all of us grow old.
Poetic shit my nigga
Would the world be a better place if we all had the liberty of choosing euthanasia death at will?
My friend just an heroed, so I've heard.
Fucking Christ I feel pretty fucking melancholic right now.
Anything for the feels?
>TFW you're waifu could kick your ass
it's incredible how small her tits really are
Abigail is without doubt the apex id star
Easily. She has a ton of instakill skills and is level 99.
do you stink r9k? even when i use body wash and wear antiperspirant deodorant i still get smelly.
I shower maybe every five days, or whenever I have to go outside or interact with someone that's not my close family that I live with. Showering just seems like a waste of time when I can just wallow in my self pity.
I'm not gay but some(a very small minority) guys make my dick rock hard and I can imagine making out and shit without feeling that involuntary feeling of disgust, what causes this?