pepe is literally normie tier now
we need a new meme to replace pepe
i propose spurdo, it'd be a nice shift in tone if we started using this meme bear instead of the worn out meme frog
Daily reminder that you are all closet faggots and that if you believe in the sexuality meme you are a disgusting religionfag. Fuck you and your blind hope for salvation, there is no proof. Life has no purpose, there is no karma, afterlife, nothing. You are just a delusional retard who cannot accept the reality of this meaningless world.
Should I finally make my move? What do I say? I don't want to fuck it up. I've been in love with this girl since the 8th grade she is my everything.
I'm sick and tired of fapping 24/7. Post "yes" or "no" if you think i should cut the tip of my dick off off. quadz and i will do it and post it to the thread.
Everyone meet tan chan
how the fuck does it work? when i try to shove my finger up my ass, it hardly seems to go in much. What exactly does the prostate feel like? I can't tell if I'm touching the prostate, or just a piece of shit that's lodged up in there. I don't even know if I'm shoving my finger up my asshole, or just rubbing around it.
Where you robots at?
I just want to be able to walk outside without being ashamed of my body.
I'm under 115 pounds and feel like I'm obese.
Anyone else know these feels?
What the fuck does it feel like to walk outside normally without wearing layers of clothing?
END ME NOW SENPAI THERE IS LITERALLY NO RETURN FOR ME
Life peaks at 16.
Prove me wrong.
>In sophomore year of HS, life sucks. Want to kill myself.
>Make it out of HS.
>Go to college. Make more friends than I ever had. Lose virginity. Get opportunities to party/hang out with people.
>Don't want to kill myself.
There you go, OP.
why would anyone want disgusting 3d girls when you can have this
Robots, I finally ascended to be a normal human being
Struggled with drugs, and suicide thoughts
finally after years i got a gf, and went clean.
I know you hate me, I know I'm a normie know, I don't belong here anymore.
I have thought of leaving but I feel
I must help you,
Anything regarding social skills, and Jesus I will assist you, he played a big part on this.
So Robots, are you willing to listen?
First big thing, no TV
I ditched TV on my house and saw how my self esteem healed, avoid ads in general, they make you feel worthless, that's how they get you to buy their products,
You look for girls at the wrong places,
Respectable girls are following Jesus, going to church, helping her mom with the dishes, they aren't at Starbucks taking selfies, why they follow Jesus? Because Jesus fills you with peace, his word is noble and speaks of morals and decency,
Once you achieve connection, with God and your future gf, drugs start to make no sense to you anymore, he cleans you.
How the hell do you deal with penis inspection day? It's coming up soon and I'm really anxious about it.
>order penis pump of deep web
>must be the model as seen in Austin Powers International Man of Mystery, all other models have been proven too faulty
>start by giving your knob 3-5 pumps morning and just before bed
>work up to 8 pumps twice a day after 1 week
>on the day of inspection give it one more go before you leave the house
>tfw inspection is coming up and I still haven't reached the minimum 7 x 5.5 needed to pass Introduction to Penile Competency 101
How the fuck am I going to graduate now?
>create company called dollarshaveclub
>it costs $3 a month minimum
How drunk are you and why are you drinking? I'm almost done with my bottle of vodka, still won't feel good.
Can you explain to me what makes you think you deserve a gf?
I am fit, friendly and have quite the amassed fortunate. I have the 3 Fs basically but I am 32 now and having lived so long as a virgin without using masturbation as a crutch basically left me asexual.
I think deep down I really wish for intimacy but I never flirt and the only women who approach me are clearly after my wealth so I'm probably just going to adopt a kid and make sure he succeeds where I failed.