Post things that can give someone a brain anyerusm
>Episode 2 was the best Star Wars movie
I have a hard time believing this picture is real. I mean manlet persecution complex aside, this is such a fucking mundane thing to laugh at.
>manlet persecution complex
No such thing exists
Post some tasty Vocaroos, robots! I want to hear words of encouragement, I want to hear your voices, and I want to hear general discussion.
Glory in 20 minutes.
I will keep you posted.
Bullshit as per usual.
But just in case, faggot.
Saturday night edition
Time to get comfy.
boy oh boy robots have I got a scoop for you
>match with girl on tinder
>she's a 9/10, natural blonde, sweet smile
>very nice and feminine
>talk about getting together this weekend for drinks
>she goes silent for 2 days
>comes back saying she isn't sure she wants to meet because she's been dealing with drama lately that she doesn't want me to deal with
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>we meet at a coffee shop after a bunch of hoo ha
>long story short we get very caffeine buzzed and go to my place to fug
>mfw she had a penis still
>gets kinda awkward but we continue
>I let her inside my ass
>all is well and good. The pressure kinda makes me feel like I have a continuous poop coming in and out of my ass
To be cont.
seriously, fuck this faggot
Do you think normies can get depressed? I don't think they're self-aware or introspective enough to know true suffering.
Many people on here may have once been normies but got depressed/dispondant with women/life/job ect and either ended up depressed robots or ascended to Wizardchan
There's been a number of studies that have shown that smarter people get more easily depressed because they can actualy comprehend how shitty things are, and aren't stupid enough to buy into pointless hopes and dreams.
But I don't think that applies to most of you guys here. Most of you seem to either be extremely unfortunate, or are dumb as shit AND unfortunate.
Why do people cheat on their partners?
they're uncommitted meanies without the gatsu to tell someone it's over
I went out with her for about 6 months. I found out she was cheating on me awhile ago. We haven't talked in about 6 months, and I miss her. What am I supposed to do?
none of this 420 blz it shit. smoking weed is for normie faggots.
no time stamp cause high af and frgt. fuck you
Today I rolled a joint then drove around my neighborhood blaring my metal music in the car and some old lady signaled me to turn it down so I flipped on my subwoofers and drove away watching her give me the finger
It's the only way to be robots
Watching the normaIshits get buthurt is the best
>tfw haven't jerked it in 5 days
>tfw jerking my juicy, veiny, stinky, thick cock
>mfw printed out a picture of a qt grill
>tfw feel my juicy balls rumbling
>shoot long, sticky, ropes of delicious cum all over the qt's face
who here /lewd
I do the same thing, OP. Glad to see I'm not alone.
why can't i find a virgin girl ?
i will love her and give her anything she needs.
i'm not asking for more than what give.
i'm just looking for a virgin, average looking who would love me as much as i love her.
i seem to only attract degenerate sluts.
where can i find a virgin qt ?
>inb4 mad rostie be like: hurr durr there are perfectly "good" used up women out there who would make grate gfs.
>hurr durr single moms can be good gfs too.
eat dicks and die.
>tfw I can only get off to rape
Does any other anon share this feel? Its like as soon as the girl shows any sign of enjoyment I lose my erection.
How can human women even compete???