>tfw got a robot bf the other day
>apparently we lived close
>cuddle, hold hands, take walks together, and other cute stuff
>move in with him, he's a neet
>decide to work and earn even more money for him
>cook his breakfast every morning
>try my best to make him happy everyday
Other femanons should...
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Do you guys like this picture of me trying to measure my bulldog? My brother took it.
The vet said she had cancer and we thought she was going to die. She was supposed to be dead in three months, but three months later, we took her back to the vet and they said she was clear. Been a year since then. She is a happy and healthy girl.
>user is a frog poster
Stopped reading there. Go back to fucking Buzzfeed you despicable son of a bitch.
How bad is that student loan debt, /r9k/?
You can't ignore it forever...
This is what I racked up getting 2 Bachelor's degrees. Could've been worse.
Who here /high IQ in a low IQ family/?
shit fucking sucks man.
His high IQ is relative. It doesn't necessarily mean he's a genius. Even if he's gifted, all he might be good for is a white collar chump. Being born in a low IQ family has already limited his possibilities quite a bit from birth due to close-minded parenting.
Who /everythinggirlsdontwant/ here?
I am basically the full package of every undesirable trait in a male.
I went to the gym for a year back in 2013 and got fairly built, made absolutely zero difference. The main hindrance I think is being a manlet. Being a manlet is a huge deal breaker 99% of the time.
I'm making my parents pay for deciding...
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I am buff, 185cm, dress well and take care of myself. It makes no difference; in my twenties, I am still a virgin.
Women are so shallow that caring about how you actually look is too deep for them. They only give a shit about what surrounds you: money, influence and power. Got none? Get out!
I am pretty much the same as you, about 5'7, ugly, poor. As a kid i was okay socially but after a girl called me ugly everything came crashing down i was no longer the person i was seeing myself as. This destroyed all of my motivation and self-esteem and i never really got a girl interested in me.
Only my dick is 7 inches but that's like average anyway and it's not like any girl will ever care.
Can we have a comfy thread about doujins and share some of our favorite artist and titles? Im curious to what peaks our interest in 2D delicacy.
I find myself listening to one of their songs everyday. It's something about the rhythm they bring to each of their albums i love, I really can't get over on how great they are. I want to know what you think of them as well robots, Im not trying to be one of those people that flashes their taste in music I just truly admire this band and want to share them with everyone I meet.
Geogaddi is an amazing album as well as Tomorrow's Harvest but they have some unreleased titled music as well.
I just listened to a couple of their things on YT for the first time.
Fucking hacks that appropriate the term 'music' at the expense of people who actually have the brains to compose something. I hate people who do that.
I hate pop.
Come join your fellow /r9k/ users and listen to good music while talking about your frogs and your feels. It's not like you've got anything better to do, right? There's no real rules and the mod is a cool guy ;^). The world outside might reject you, but in here we're all heroes tonight.
You don't have to register to chat, but you do have to register to add videos to the playlist. If you don't want to do that just post them in chat and the mod will add them for you.
The more the merrier.
that feel when no gf and robot doesnt allow me to post nonunique posts
Anyone else hate their accent? I wish I was born somewhere else so my voice wasn't shit-tier.
I try my hardest to speak normally and without local dialect but it never works.
I like mine and other people like it too, one of the few good things about me.
You know the movie Fargo? Well I am from Fargo (still live here), and have the accent although to a lighter degree.
Say things like
>ya yoo betcha
all the time.
Most people seem to find it endearing. I do like it.
If you're in your twenties and still inexperienced, better start getting laid soon. Today even decent girls in their twenties will have had sex with numerous guys already and in all likelihood have also made out with dozens more. The only way of beating them at this game is by being more experienced. What are you waiting for? Go, make out with a cutie in a club!
Find a way, anon. Imagine finding a great girl and being finally happy. Then, it suddenly dawns on you; she's the only girl you've ever done anything with, while she has litterally kissed dozens of other men. It will eat you alive.
>get a gf
>she won't let me lick her asshole or feet
What the fuck?
Nobody told me they did this.
>playing dare game with grill
>rule is if you chicken out, dare-giver has to do the dare then wins game
>dare her to lick every square inch of my feet in hopes she will chicken out
>she licks my feet
>felt like a warm touch, nothing very sensual
>she dares me to lick the perimeter of a sidewalk tile in retaliation
I wish this wasn't true.
>tfw you realize women care more about personality then looks
>tfw bad personality
>women care more about personality then looks
then get a good one.
do you swear too much? stop doing it
are you a racist? stop being one
are you a bigot? just stop
do you have too much anger? be happy instead
are you too immature? then grow up
are you lazy? then don't be, force yourself to do it
what i find even more strange is why is a person as deformed and ugly as eggman take millions of selfies and post them online in a global site?
he should do humanity a favor by putting a bag over his head and never showing is ugly face again
>Look really decent in the mirror
>Look like a pile of distorted shit on Iphone camera and other various top quality cameras.
You have grown accustomed to seeing your mirror image. When you see yourself from other people's perspective you see the asymmetry because it's the opposite of what you're used to seeing. In a manner of speaking, people see you the way you see yourself in the mirror, because they are used to seeing you that way. Try looking at someone you know in a mirror. They will look weird.
Extra detail is great at showing flaws. It's why old photos or image filters that soften everything make people look younger/better. Unless you have prime genetics / bone structure you're going to look bad when a HD camera is pointed at you.