Why did everything start going downhill after 2007?
That literally was the last good year, it just gets worse and worse.
what happened in 2008 you may ask
I told you people, asian women look like elves. No wonder all men prefer them over the other races of women.
i dont think elves need circle lenses and tons of makeup
also asians do not have angular faces they are round like pancakes
Anyone have any thoughts on this picture?
Rose is cute! I'm going to marry Gotto-chan!
>Tfw you can't get past the sadpanda
How do you do it? Without the whole modifying your extensions and all that complicated crap of course. I heard you had to make an account, but where?
>Tfw can get past sadpanda and do tag searches for the lewd tags
>can get past the sad panda but my favourite artist hasn't had a new work in over a year
>the c89 piece i've been waiting for hasn't been scanned yet
If a femanon doesn't show me her cooch tonight imma chug this on live cam. You robots owe me for all u put me through
Name three non-sexual activities you would do with a girlfriend and describe how she would add value to them.
girlfriend is a meme at this point, but since we're talking hypothetically she would add value to any activity we do together because i enjoy her company and value our time together.
You pretty much nailed it. Eventually even activities that you kinda dreaded doing with her become bearable as time passes, and then when she cucks you and you're all alone again, you sort of miss it
>mfw I'm falling in love with my practice gf
Is it cheating to measure your penis bone-pressed?
you're supposed to do that with the ruler directly on top of the dick but people tilt the ruler, or measure from the side or the leg to give themselves more length.
can't trust self reported shit.
No, because that is the true length as people with low body fat don't have to even dig in.
Sucks because I used to be skele mode, but now I'm a weird mix of that and skinny fat, meaning I got a belly, and I have fat around that area too taking an inch away.
i have pretty low body fat, so I put the ruler against the flat part above my dick and measure from the top
got 7 1/5" that way, used to be 6 1/2" before I started doing cardio
want a bigger dick? lose some weight. Skinny but still have a tiny dick? Learn to tie a noose
>Someone casually insults you
>immediately have suicidal thoughts and self-esteem is destroyed and your day is ruined
>they frogot they insulted you a minute later
Can anyone else relate?
> be me in Jr high
> squinting in math class to see whiteboard
> teacher says "hey anon, do you need glasses?"
> whole class turns and looks at me
Still remember it to this day
I'm usually "that funny, yet creepy guy" so I'm expected to laugh at every insult coming my way, while slowly dying and rotting away inside.
What's stopping you from killing yourselves, robots?
vague prospect of things improving.
also i'm actually pretty scared of death, even though i hate life, i act all tough and try to deny it, but there has been moments where my life has been on the line and i've freaked out.
Can we get a Rogers appreciation thread?
>match with a trans girl
>don't care and still talk to her
>would love to date
Anyone else no preference? I don't give a fuck, human is human
>tfw boyfriend will never have a big dick
Listen here you degeberate.. Women are perfectly capable of making their vagina tight as fuck with exercise. Your boyfriend no matter how hard he tries can't magically make his dik bigger.
Do some exercises and make his dik big that way.
Women are such lazy whores
my p is tight though. I have an innie
His dick is 6 inches so it does the job but I just really wish he had an extra inch and a half at least so I could slobber all over it and feel submissive
how do you cope with coming up with conversation topic? how can one be more creative with their topics? should i read more books? watch more movies/shows/stand up comedy and sketches?
Don't try. Don't do small talk. Small talk is awkward. Make occasional eye contact to show you're still there, but stay silent unless you have something to say. Silence is better than awkwardness every single time.
And no, you do not need to enculture yourself. I'm sure you remember some conversations where you had so much to say and not the chance to say it. Once a good conversation gets going it's not hard to hold it (to be fair, most social interactions are just 'hi' and 'hey' small talk, but if elevates beyond that, just...
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also how to be more productive? more physically active? i have a kyphosis and scoliosis to be taken care of but all I do is browse the Internet all day and night, fatigued and worn-out
i want off this ride