I wish I had a dog so I had at least one good friend but my mom is allergic and it'll be a while before I can live on my own ;_;
Anyone wants to talk about their dog?
My pupper waits until I'm not in the room then gets up on the furniture that she's not supposed to get on, and proceeds to lick it. When she gets down there is a giant wet patch wherever her head was resting.
She likes to chill in her own bed most of the time though.
My roommate just got a Shiba Inu puppy and named it Foxy, but she's a shitty owner and leaves her in a cage all day. I let her out and play with her, but I'm slowly falling in love and I'm going to move in a month or two to another state. It breaks my heart that she's going to just cry in her cage and I won't be there to let her out and play with her.
Pic essentially related.
Should I go see the new Star Wars, Hateful 8, or should I just stay home, play some vidya and browse 4chan?
Had a friend who I was maybe gonna go see the movie with but he had to cancel.
Or should I go watch them both double-feature
The new star wars was pretty rad
Minimal normie-pandering and lots of in-jokes to expanded universe and somewhat obscure starwars memes.
They shouldn't make another one like it though, this was the kind of thing that's only works once.
>That'll be $29,46, anon-kun
Shuffle through the night, the shovel in one hand the light in the other.
Seeking for love!
Who necrophil here?
Ever imagined how it would be to fall in love with a dead body?
Also necrophilia "how to" thread.
Which shovels and clothings, graves.
I'm not a necro but I'm interested in seeing where this thread will go.
>OMG it's necrophilia XD so disgusting XDXD 4chan is such an ebin place XDXDXD!
Please go away normie.
To all femanons.
Would you want to have a dick for a day?
Post the last thing you texted a grill
>It's called the scarcity principle, you want what you can't have and you don't want what you can have. I'm not going to be hopeful to the idea that your friendzoning me for the chance that your ex might or might not come back to you. I'll just do myself a favor and go out out tonight and fill some girls face with my cummies to forget about ever being romantic or sexual with you.
It's been a month today ;_;
>"we should stay as friends anon, we get along really well"
>haven't spoken to her since
Should I text her? Fuck me I really miss her robots, she's literally the only person that shown interest to me and we literally haven't said a thing to each other for 1 month. What do I do?
This is what you do..
Text her and say something like
>hey Amy I'll be over at 7:00
This is assuming her name isn't actually Amy.
She will then text back a question or say something like I am not Amy.
Then just say oops sorry...
Let her stew on it a bit and wait for her to contact you back and play a little hard to get.
Unless she has a steady boyfriend she will want to see you again.
What triggers NEET's?
>be black fembot
>only attracted to Asian men
Am I doomed?
Why do you come to r9k, anon?
it's the only place where i feel like i truly belong
where i can blend into a crowd of people exactly like me
where i can lose my name and my face
where nobody knows a person is joined to my thoughts
where i can sometimes see somebody who has it worse than me and just for a second, feel like things aren't so bad
I did it again /r9k/
I just woke up from another bender
There'san empty bottle of of vodka in the kitchen and lots of beer bottles all over
My bag of weed is almost empty I thought I had an eighth
My bed sheets are filthy, they practically have a film of shame glaze
>Stains all around me
I'm literally soaking wet all over my body
My dick hurts to touch and my anus feels warm
My sex toys are all out on the floor next to my bed
What have I done /r9k/? Why have I turned out like this?
Post the most beautiful face you've ever seen.
Pic related. I'm hopelessly in love with her for appearance alone.
>guy having a seizure live
>his gf/wife runs in and that horror in her voice
Normies are just not meant for long sessions of vidya, this is what happens if you try to play longer then an hour instead of going out playing some "rad hoops XDXD" with all your friends like Chad and Stacy.
Testing out new OP image edition
>Go to archived poleaboo thread to collect images from when he spammed pics of his ex-roommate
>They're all deleted but the reaction pics are still there
Detective is real
Is anyone else doing NoPoop, /r9k/? It's been 12 days and I can already feel the extra vitamns and nutrients absorped from the fecal matter. I
swear I have more energy and can feel the nutrients sworling into my tissues and nourishing my brain just like the TEDx talk.
I also WAY more confident with women. I've gotten a lot of comments about my posture and stern expression that have come from abstaining Im sure of it and Im going to talk to another woman today.
How goes your NoPoop journey, /r9k/?