>tfw literally haven't brushed my teeth in over three months
Aside from my breath smelling like shit (I don't notice it and I don't go outside), what the fuck are the downsides here? Pretty much none it seems to me?
If you brush your teeth you're a normie fuck
>tfw when you floss after 1 month of not brushing
>tfw you run around the house sticking it in peoples faces and forcing them to smell it
>She rejected your offer to Netflix and chill
>2 weeks later she got hit by a bus
>Guy who bullied me all of middle school
>Got stabbed in a night club
Mixed feelings to be quite honest family.
>Had around 8 sexually partners
>They said I'm the best they ever had/biggest
>Still feel miserable
Don't fall for the meme. Fucking women doesn't guranteed happiness just like how driving a BMW doesn't guranteed happiness.
my crush finally acepted to go in a date with me. this is a glorious day.
wish me luck robots
I WANT A KISS
I NEVER KISSED A GIRL
I WANT TO FEEL WHAT IS LIKE
CAN I PAY A GIRL TO KISS HER?
Don't be sad guys, know that allah loves you al
Become muslim and worship the all mighty
God's true subjects would not go around brutally massacring innocent people and wreaking absolute suffering and havok wherever they go.
I mean this is such a fucking easy concept to grasp.
>God's true subjects would not go around brutally massacring innocent people and wreaking absolute suffering and havok wherever they go.
Which God? Certainly not the Jewish, Christian or Islamic one then.
Yo, you boys got a minute? I got some real ass shit goin on here, real talk. So like, I was on this youtube video my homegirl maria showed me, and this gringo was talkin bout how you can go on this special part of the internet, like the deep dark web and shit. So like, I do that right, lookin for some drugs, and I come up on this weird ass shit, like some fight club shit with dudes straight bustin each other the fuck up and shit. Had videos and everything, and don't be askin me to post that shit cuz i aint savin no videos of no fuckin murders cuz I aint trying to go to...
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Please help me, I don't want to go crazy bros I think I'm losing it, I need her back
So I just went on omegle for the first time using a webcam today. Every girl that I came across ended up skipping over me. Is this a good indication that I am ugly
although I haven't used omegle in years, I would assume you were ugly
Dont mean jack shit. And if it is then whatever. Lots of other shit matters too like personality, talent, confidence, smarts, money, etc.
>stereotype for la is waiting tables as an important
>can't actually afford la as a waiter
Why is this a thing? I don't get it.
Does anyone want to play Dota? None of my friends stay up late and I'm bored.
I suck at Dota, btw. /vg/ is no help.
Robots need friends, too.
are you a cute support? I mostly play mid but the meta is changing to have a camping support at the lane and I don't have any friends who play that role frequently...
I'm only 3.8k tho, not very good
Almost all of my games are as CM.
One thing though...Dota 2 is my first MOBA, and I only started playing 1.5 weeks ago.
mfw no MMR
mfw it would be bad even if I had one
BUT...I have the CM arcana and I'm cute as a button with a puppy dog that follows me everywhere.
>tfw too afraid to drive
Don't let fear hold you back. Part of being a man is gritting your teeth and getting shit done. Now go out there, earn your drivers license, and sadistically run over some squirrels for me.
>TFW I'm an excellent driver
>TFW mother will not let me drive
Do any other fellow Robots share this feel? Also, Pic related is a very relatable film.
>Oooh sorry, I don't date guys under 6'
>You're super cute, tho!
ok, before you start the thread, does anyone have that pic of the smug porn girl that was a huge meme circa 2009? i've been looking all over for it and i don't know what to google. that taytay pic reminds me of it for some reason
They'll never understand, robots.
ITT only perfect 10/10s.