How do I get a femdom gf?
All of my friend's girlfriends are taller than me
Is chad height 6' or 6' 2? Or 6' 4?
Bouta get that hgh cycle depending on the answer brah
ITT: Reddit shit you do/enoy
>unironically enjoy epic rap battles of history
>think monty python is the absolute height of comedy
>watch twitch streams regularly
>think pewdiepie is bearable
>be at work
>"why dont you ever smile anon, you'd look so much better if you smiled every once in a while."
>"because i don't get paid to smile, i get paid to do my job."
>well you should try and smile more often
>once tried smiling everyday even under the shittiest circumstances
>everybody thought that was...
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>male nurse thinks he'll be attractive to women with his demeaning woman job
No-one wants to read your blog, you whining fucking faggot.
If you don't want people to want to *gasp - how dare they* talk to you, then get a job working
'boohoo - I'm a grumpy faced poo brain don't talk to me I'm so edgy and dark and mysterious' - you fucking cunt.
>you walk around in a big european city in broad daylight
>suddenly you see a couple arab and african refugees trying to rape a blonde aryan girl
>she screams for help but only you are there
how do you react? keep in mind you are in europe so no guns allowed
What's the most beta thing you ever did?
>continued to orbit girl in high school after she stood me up twice when I asked her to the movies, and made me a third wheel on another movie date
>qt 8/10 introduced to me at a gathering of sorts
>"Anon, this is femanon"
>"Hi, i'm anon"
>realize i did jazz hands during my introduction and try to save
>"and i do jazz hands apparently"
>conversation over, i go stand by myself again
That was when i realized i'll never have sex
>tfw no qt gf to tie me up and torture me.
And I'm talking about real torture, I want a girl who is willing to suffocate me till I pass out, to waterboard me till I'm at deaths door, to tie me up to the bed and cut my whole body up with a sharp blade, leaving scars everywhere. I want a girl who will bite me and scratch me everywhere, who will squeeze my balls hard, who will beat the shit out of me leaving bruises everywhere.
I'd be happy to oblige, but I doubt you're anywhere near me.
That said, I have a pretty serious fetish for emotional sadism. I love having socially awkward, clingy guys try to flirt with me while I respond with cold indifference. Bonus points if they put up with me making subtle jabs at them at every opportunity. It lends itself better to online relationships as well.
Thats pretty hot, what else do you want done
>tfw no husband to torture
Does posting this means im not enough for you anymore?
Youre going out soon, so I need to do something while you are gone
my own girlfriend hasn't texted me back since like noon
she even opened up my snaps and hasn't responded.
i feel like shit, /r9k/. im lonely :(
nah, she's just chilling with her family all day but damn. plus i was supposed to hit the bars with some friends and they cancelled.
truly a lonely thursday night. it's cold as fuck outside but i kinda want to make the walk to get a 6 pack and drink this boredom away.
any other robots like homestuck? and if so, whats your favorite character/msparp name?
i know this stuff is heavily tied with tumblr, but ive never been one to let feminazis ruin something i like
It's difficult to get through, but you can manage. I stopped liking it at Act 5 Part 2 onwards, just turned into a clusterfuck.
OP: I like John and Jade the most. As for troll, Vriska.
they're actually aliens, man, but goon on you for getting into it finally
yeah, it is hella difficult to get into. i usually stop reading for months at a time and just binge on it a few days to catch back up. last i read was everyone standing on a platform, somewhere in later act 6. and jade is always a good choice. dont mean to toot my own horn but i rp a fantastic grimbark harley.
PULL OUT ANON! DON'T DO IT INSIDE! *SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGE*
OH SHIT I'LL SUCK IT ALL OUT JUST WAIT A MINUTE
ANON STOP! YOUR TONGUE IS PUSHING IT DEEPER!
Well robots, what the fuck would you do about it?
you sick fucks
People can now see who SEARCHES their name and people can also see who last looked at a photo.
I am sweating fucking BULLETS now /r9k/ because I have been facebooking women and looking at their photos without malicious intent of course. I just admire their lives because my life is boring as fuck.
Fucking hold me bros.. what if a girl messages me asking what the fuck I am looking at?
GOD FUCKING HELP ME!
If any girls complain about you looking about their facebook then the problem is with the girl, not you.
>puts personal information and pictures on the internet, for anybody to access and the world to see
>Complain when people access it
If a woman complains, tell them that you are looking at their photos that they wililngly put up for the world to see.
>tfw always used a fake account with 0 friends on it and a fake name to stalk.
Thanks to the internet, betas are becoming aware to the shit deal they've been offered by society.
>marry some used up slut
>get half your shit taken in court
>pay child support and alimony
What's more is that the female hypergamy system has been exposed, women will fuck whichever Chad they feel like and expect some 'boring lawyer type' to wife her up and save her from being a degenerate. The betas that are able to see past this realize how shitty...
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I don't think that's happening outside of 4chan m8, and even most people here want a gf.
Betas are thirstier than ever. Luckily for myself I've got lucky enough to be laid enough times to realise sex sucks, and I dont find women interesting anyway so I've just retired from dating. Not that I would have ever got a QT being so beta.
Anyway thats my blog post enjoy the bump.
i hear they even want to start a small commune inna woods.