Getting /drunk/ alone at halloween night, 1:25 am.
Feels indifferent man.
I've just mixed some cheap rum with apple juice, some lime and a ton of sugar, because that's all we got in this house. Tastes disgusting.
> tell me about your Halloween experience so far
I dressed like a mime. Look.
Thanks man. I actually love to dress up and shit but since I left school and don't have that many friends this has been my first opportunity this year. Too bad there isn't much of a halloween culture where I'm from.
Are women sociopaths?
>tfw sleep with a girl in the same bed for the first time
>it's fucking horrible
Why do people like this so much? I got maybe three hours of sleep. The fucking woman wouldn't stop clutching me and kissing me. It was a god damned nightmare and I was so tired for work.
I need friends
>tfw no friends
Anybody into black girls with huge tits?
I work with a bunch of black chicks and most of them have huge tits. Now it's all I think about.
>tfw never have been to a Halloween party
>watching one of my favorites alone, pic related
what are you doing tonight robots?
THEY DID THE MASH
>Women in online dating sites
>"I hate it and never respond when a guy writes "hi" to me as the first thing he does"
What the fuck is he supposed to do?
As guys don't get messages from girls, its them putting pics of themselves and waiting to get chased just like IRL, but do I really have to suck a girls dick online to even get a single response? Am I supposed to say how fucking beautiful she is and how much money I will spend on her if she agrees to a date on my first message?
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>LaQuisha and company found out you like white girls...
This is my reality for the rest of my life. Marriage doesn't mean regular sex. It means you have sex on her schedule and if she turns out to be a prude well then you'll be dried up old man by the time you work up the courage to do anything about it.
Hook, line, and sinker. Looks like you got baited
>tfw no gf into ddlg to dress up as a princess for halloween
Hey robots. How do you get into a private instagram account without following?
Daily reminder that if you don't have gender dysphoria then you aren't a robot.
You like league of legends?
come into our server desu https://discord.gg/hAa9gjV
your suicide method?
im gonna hang myself with a belt, in 5 seconds you are sleeping, if nobody saves you in 10 minutes you will find the peace forever
Talking about romance, I want to see what sex is like before I go out.
>Be me, 10 or 11
>Find out about masturbation
>Didn't know that porn existed
>Ended up looking up "naked girls" on youtube
>fapped to videos of topless protestors and movies clips with partial nudity
ITT: Post your ideal partner and others judge you.
>sister got a pet frog
>just asked me this
holy fuck I'm shaking
>tfw qt gf
I've never been as happy as I am right now in my entire life. It's everything I've ever imagined. Thank you /int/ for showing me interpals. I love my gf with all of my heart.
Pigeon girl is on the rise.........nice
If you're male, over ~20 and single, your LTRs are almost always going to be bad and you should just give up on marriage as a concept and only live for yourself. The reason why? You've missed the boat on getting a "good" marriage and now will have to settle for something much lesser and more sad.
You were SUPPOSED to start dating your wife when she was like 16-19 and you were the same age. That way you'll be able to enjoy her optimal beauty and innocent years before she starts to decay and become corrupted.
If you start dating a 20 year...
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People that are virgins at age of 25 have several mental problems and they should not waste their time comparing themselfs to healthy normal people.
Why should I care about what is normal if I am not normal in the first place?
Post "non-robot" stuff you do
>in a heathy relationship
>not into transsexual porn
>I respect women
>I am a feminist
>I have some friends
>I don't have a serious mental illness
>I have never been bullied
Help. My roommate left me in charge of handing out candy today for Halloween and I've never done it before in my life. I've never celebrated Halloween and now I'm terrified that any minute now people will be ringing the doorbell.
How do you guys do it?
just open the door say hi and happy halloween compliment some costumes every now and then and let the little tykes grab some candy. if they start to get too much just start to put some into their bags yourself.
Why is alcohol the ultimate normie drug? every time i want to feel normal, i take alcohol. I've started doing this since i broke up with my apathetic ex "Girlfriend" (see: ugly cunt who didnt actually care about me, and was with me because she had no other options)
I used to despise alcoholics but now I'm sympathetic. I feel like i need some alcohol in my system to function.
I dont have easy access to other drugs. What is your advice/experience on the matter?
Pretty much every human culture apart from Native Americans independently developed some form of rot-drink that contains the drink-able version of alcohol, and which gets you fucked up for a while (which can be kind of fun) and then you pretty much go back to normal in the morning. Often, these beverages were the ones that were actually "safe" to drink, as opposed to dirty water somewhere, and so people drank them in lieu of water. Alcoholic beverages are therefore deeply ingrained in human culture, to the point that the American experiment with Prohibition failed so astoundingly badly that a further amendment was soon required to overturn the unenforceable original.
Alcoholic beverages are therefore (in large swaths of the non-islamic world) necessarily legal, because the drug culture around that specific drug is so old, ingrained, and already-well-known. In other words, alcohol is both legal and socially acceptable; that is why we refer to it as the "normie drug" that it really is.
Like the crazier drugs that have since been synthesized, regularly drinking alcohol really does help to blur out the tedium of one's own life.
It's easy to get to and widely accepted. If you had easy access to other drugs (as is actually quite easy, unfortunately for me) you might find yourself in for a ride. Stick with alcohol as necessary, but maybe find a friend if you actually need help or are legitimately concerned about it ramping up. I went to my uni's heath services last semester after way too much drug abuse and it was honestly the best decision of my life. Consider what options you have.
How can non-slavs even hope to compete?
How many trick-or-treaters came to your house tonight?
How many pussies can Quicksilver impregnate in a minute?
>impregnate at least 5 non-mutants a day
>spread your superior seed
>millions of mutants get born
>government jews and normies get cucked
If two monkeys can fuck and make a human, how come two dogs can't fuck and make a cat?
You DID get invited to the party tonight, right anon?