JoJo thread time. Let's all talk about why JewJew's Uncommon Occurrence is the best anime.
Ora ora, only saw the original stuff and the first of the new series, they were ok and the 80's music artists was a nice little detail but wasn't too impressed overall. Is the rest worth watching, is it better or in level?
I really love these eye shadows on girls and generally emo/scene girls. I just hate that their intelligence is so low. That's why i haven't had that kind of girl in 5 years....
>its been a year since the last halloween you spent on here
Do you find solice coming to r9k and seeing that there are others who are in pain as well?
I wish I could help you guys. But I can't even help myself.
The "write a letter to someone" threads always manage to get to me. I wish the people who those letters are addressed to could see them and sympathize with what we go through.
I just want to help people here because we all seem to have so much on common. The normies always bother me though, the ones that seem to think we've made some conscious choice to have a shitty life.
Are there any photoshop masters that can help create a new Pepe and Wojak?
I want you guys to fuse 2 pictures together to make it look like pic related.
Basically Pepe and Wojak both sharing the energy ball.
I'll post the pictures in the thread.
Why do you even deserve a girlfriend?
I don't and for the same reasons I don't want one anyways. I don't even have enough energy to function properly for a whole day, let alone have social outings with friends, let alone dedicate hours and hours to a girlfriend. I've tried before. It starts out great then in less than a month I'm miserable, burnt out, and usually end up treating her like shit through neglect. So yeah, my fault, not looking to go through that again. Just more stress I don't need. Maybe after I graduate and get a stable job I'll try again.
What he said.
Nobody deserves anything. What have you done to deserve whatever good qualities of life you have?
That doesn't stop people from wanting to have intimate connections with others. It's just human. Does Chad deserve a girlfriend? Probably not. But do you deserve a girlfriend just because youre different from Chad? Probably not either.
>it's another 'mom bought 50$ worth of candy for random passerby children, but hasn't given you pocket money or even bought a chocolate bar for you in years' episode
>his palms are sweaty
>his knees are weak
>his arms are heavy
>there's vomit on his sweater already
>he keeps forgetting what he wrote down
>he opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
Post some more red flags, guys.
walk me to the graveyard
dig up her bones
Let's get a retail cuck thread going
>It's an "I get cucked out of one of my two days off to unload Christmas shit" rerun
Most wonderful time of the year, my ass
>start at 10pm and leave at 7am
>store closes at 11pm
>first hour is ONLY time we have customers in the store
>as such my interactions are limited
>believed I would never have any uncomfortable interaction with customers
>then last week
>start of my shift, restocking some frozen stuff
>time reaches 10.53pm
>store usually empty at this point
>really fucking old woman is walking down the freezer section
>mumbles to me
>'excuse me.... I need frozen peas'
>feel a little confused but smile and offer to help
>walk her to the frozen peas
>she walks really fucking slowly
>eventually we reach the peas
>'yung man, could you reach in and give me those peas'
>reach in, grab the peas, she holds her arms out, drop the peas into her hands
>she yelps and drops the peas
>'WHY ARE THEY SO COLD?'
>looks around panicked
>'HELP. THIS YOUNG MAN IS FREEZING ME, HE WANTS TO KILL ME'
>I try to calm her down
>manager comes running over
>calms her down
>carries her to the till with her peas
>I get reprimanded for poor service
>rumour spreads about how a night shift guy threw frozen carrots at a customer with a broken neck
>Its a "Everyone but you is quitting" episode
My stores turnover rate is literally 500%
some guy came in once and quit, three managers quit so we're promoting two people who haven't even been here for a whole month to manager
>go to yoga class
>full of hot, /fit/ girls
>get a boner everytime
>one of them finally notices
>they laugh at me
hold me /r9k/
Why do people keep try to push the myth that low test is inferior to high test?
>small, cute hairless body, no sexual urge so no desperate begging for women to have sex with, lack of urge to have sex results in betterment of the mind and meditation on the self rather than on toxic women, not required to work in demanding jobs, regarded as intellectuals and sages
High testosterone men:
>simple, impulsive, slaves to the system, have massive & hairy high disgusting maintenance bodies,...
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How the fuck do I get girls? I'm too shy.
hahahaha shut the fuck up hahahahaha
if kek wills it i will go outdoors
Someone here enjoys cacti or any plants in general?...
I bought my first cactus six months ago and now I have 3. I feel very relaxed just looking at them. Zen
FUCK, there are already people knocking on my door
Will my house get fucked up if I don't answer?!?!
Just put a bowl on your porch.
Even if one kids takes all of it, it's not like they're gonna fuck up your house because there's none left.
Or turn off all your lights and hide, that might work.
Baka, why does your mouth smell so foul?
you can talk about it if you want
Tell me one something about yourself anon. It can be anything.
>I started playing san andreas again. Aiming to 100% it after all this time.
>I make these threads because my life is kinda boring at the moment and anons have interesting things to say a lot of the time.
I spent most of the summer living at my family's summer cabin. Shitposting with the power of the sun, fishing, digging ditches, fixing the roof and kayaking around the islands. Felled two trees with my dad and I cut them down to firewood, just chopping wood for hours on end until my hands were full of calluses and my muscles were sore.
It is now autumn, the boats are on land and I'm stuck in town in this shitty little apartment, with no real constructive labour possible.
Tfw too intelligent to pass out candy on Halloween
tfw too intelligent to reply to this thread.
What are you going to do tonight for Halloween?
I wanna watch spooky movies but I don't know what's good I haven't seen, and I'm lazy
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH IM TIRED OF BEING ALONE AND VIRGINAL REEEEEEE
FEMANONS THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO GET A LOVELY BF WHO WILL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT AND WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU EVEN IF YOU ABUSE ME. IM 28, SISADMIN WHO MAKES 78K A GREAT YEAR WITH ALMOST 390K IN MY BANK ACCOUNT . I LIKE ANIME AND GARDENING.
MY ONLY REQUIREMENT :NO FATTIES AND NO OLDS (25+). WILL ACCEPT ANY RACE ACT BRIGHT HEIGHT ANYTHING BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE RESPOND. desu
Who here hiding and /pretendingnottobehome/ for Halloween?
>angry due to shitty phonecall
>gf comes in
>try tell her im angry and she should leave me alone so i dont take it out on her
>she wont leave me alone
the fuck am i supposed to do
You guys are incompatible.
You probably won't believe that right away, but over time, more and more things like this will happen. cracks form in the relationship, and eventually, you'll realize, you were never compatible.
So I just got a gym subscription. What do I even do there? Like, what machines do I use, and how much. I'm 6'6 330lbs if it matters. I live a pretty sedentary lifestyle. I'm gonna do cardio tomorrow, so just strength training.
But will you still feel motivated in a month? Anyway talk to someone who works at the gym and ask them about exercises and maybe if they can show you how to perform them correctly. Take it slow and don't push yourself too much in the beginning.
How can roasties even compete?
Thoughts on people who don't pass out candy on Halloween?
How would "kid" you respond to a house that had a sign indicating that the residence isn't passing out candy this Halloween?
Bitter scooges who spit in the face of cultural customs
The entire neighborhood participates in a community activity, the people who don't are ostracized because of their refusal to be apart of the community
People like that are the primary reason that the west has declined
The idea of community is an extremely important tenant of a good society
>you will never be kidnapped and shrunk down by a retarded sex-crazed trap from /r9k/ whose brain is basically fried from HRT and drugs
>you will never get kept as a pet and molested daily
>you will never be kidnapped and shrunk down by an angry vindictive fembot who hates all robots for being lazy betas
>she will never torture you, stab you with needles, break your bones, put you in her shoes, drown you, make you fight insects, burn you, dismember you, and then pop your head off
Real, grown up men thread
-constantly feel hatred, jealousy and anger
-don't see a point in improving yourself
-blame others for your failures
-throw tantrums/become depressed if things don't go your way
-> basically, if you act like most millenials on the internet..
US Marine Corps officers in WWII, Pacific Theater, circa 1943.
damn. we need another war, millenials are the worst generation living right now.
>do you like my pumpkin?
>THEY'VE STARTED KNOCKING
Are you kidding? It's all night long with this shit. And the trick-or-treaters are just the first half of the problem. There's the rampaging prankster fucks to worry about too who just go around assaulting people with eggs and shaving cream into the early morning.
>about to bring my rat with me on a walk to scare people