>tfw slept through wage cucking shift
>boss texted me and i just told a lie
>tfw might get fired now
any wagecucked robots know this feel? i need money for rent and tendies
Bros... this film embodies several crucial aspects of /r9k/. In my opinion it depicts our society in the aftermath of the Beta Uprising. I request all of you to view it as soon as you get the chance.
I concur OP.... there are definite elements of /r9k/ presented here. Unfortunately the 'memebers' of this board are too plebeian to appreciate its surreal beauty and aesthetic.
who /wide jaw/ here?
Long narrow face shape is best
Do your worst to him. I want to see how creative you guys can get.
I'd call him a faggot but even faggots wouldn't wear a cardigan over a button down, what the fuck
Guy looks like he joined drama in highschool for the chicks but ended up with tons of "girl friends", metrosexual receding-hairline looking ass
who /hemorrhoids/ here?
>take a poop
>wipe my ass
>get really deep in there
what do I do?
get one of those proper pooping foot stools for a start. Western toilets are basically designed for suffering as it turns out. Really, shit will literally slide rite out if you change your poop position, friendo.
>I'm such a nice guy why don't women like me
Pro tip being a coward doesn't mean you're a nice guy
>I'll treat her better than Chad
>treats his own mom like shit
Pretty much, OP.
Some guys are under the impression that if you don't offend anyone you are nice. That's just being spineless and self centered for you are not being genuine and are just trying to make sure no one dislikes you, which makes you a coward like you said.
It's unattractive, especially in males.
Nice guy is a feminist meme, fuck off back to tumblr, whore. I hope I you get raped by an aids nigger.
I am not nice, I hate women and niggers. I don't have a gf because I can't spend 5 minutes with a girl without telling her the truth about herself. No one here ever thought they were a nice guy. You want nice go to our sister board [s4s].
Why do I feel like crying all the time, yet... can't? I haven't cried in years, since I was like 16, and I'm miserable.
I know that feel all too well (I've dealt and will be dealing with it for a few more weeks). But I can cry, all it needs is some sort of trigger. Sorry for that word, but that's how it is.
But I think you KNOW why you feel sad all the time. Tell us.
Am Homosexual now
Welcome, take a seat, order a drink and share your woes.
Sub barkeep keeping the fort until the regular ones show up.
Barkeep, send over a single Glenmorangie
I'm In a cycle i have tried to escape from, but never managed
I feel miserable, so i don't do things to improve my situation
I then feel miserable because i could have improved my life and i'm still in the dumps, as time and opportunities pass me by
She moved back to her country last year, we had lingering phone contact for a while afterward but that stopped. Recently though we found each other on facebook and have been really happy talking again. At the end of this year we might be in the same city again. Guess I'll see what happens.
>tfw finally had my first kiss and gf ever, at age 28
>everything was going fine, the perfect relationship basically
>two months fast forward
>she dreams about our future, she tells me she loves me, she asks me (jokingly) if i want to marry her
>two week later
>she breaks up with me because she "does not want a serious relationship at this point in her life"
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they are fucking retarded and only care for themselves.
also, if you wanna keep going, find other women to date. best thing would be to date several cunts at once so if one gets retarded again, you still have some other sidebitch.
I have a very big cock, yeah. It feels good walking around, knowing that I have the biggest cock at any given time. In a room full of 1000 different people, my cock is larger than 999 of them, statistically speaking of course.
I just love the feeling of my big cock ramming womens pussys, it's so large that they can barely fit it into their mouths. My cock is so veiny and thick and hard that women would laugh at your dicklet if it was naked and you were standing beside my massive cock. Even when I'm not erect my penis is still larger than yours....
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Since I'm really shy to talk to girls, how could I get a girl to like me over Facebook and how should I talk to her/ask her out?
Just confess your love in a huge paragraph out of nowhere, girls like guys who are spontaneous
Someone please insult me, quickly! Don't give me any warmth at all, please just genuinely do your best to make me feel awful.
If you need some inspiration, I'm a 6'2" tall tranny on hormones who doesn't feel a connection with anyone.
You'll never be the gender you want to be, you're probably disgusting looking, most trannies commit suicide, and you even being transexual is because of a brain disorder. You're essentially a mentally ill failure waste of space and the only people that will treat you normally are really only doing so for the liberal ego-boost of befriending/being nice to a tranny because that's what "in"
I also consider myself to be better at programming than anyone I know, and even call myself an artist sometimes because I want to make video games so much, yet it's been years since I finished anything I started on on my own accord, and I've never managed to finish a really big project that I started from scratch despite having tried many times.
Please insult me for that too.
W-Would anyone be my bf on here? I'm kinda shy desu..
Pic is me, not showing my full face tho ._.
Tick Tock wagecucks!
Remember: another day, another dollar!
Me? I'm just gonna drink coffee and relax, maybe play some video games and work out.
Maybe if you had some free time you could do the same!
Tell your girlfriend I'll be round about 12pm tomorrow, she sure loves this NEET cock!
Well, cya later wagie!
Sure you do buddy, don't cherry pick the good things about being a slave. I'm sure you still earn Mr. Shekelstein in your hard labour than you get back.