>mfw An Hiro changed the board colors to black and orange
This gook's not half bad
If this is the first time you've seen the halloween css, you do not belong here.
That feel when
>walking down the street
>some girls look at you
>start walking manually
Every fucking time.
>just improve yourself bru ;) it will work trust me
YOU CAN'T IMPROVE YOUR FACIAL STRUCTURE, YOU FUCKING NORMIES, AAAAAAAAAAA
>that one kid who shouted "GUYS STOP TALKING" when the teacher began getting visually frustrated
I was that kid who would put on a "bitch please" face and say "fuck you..." when they told me to stop talking or something.
I also ignored negative comments until something was offensive enough so i could justify smashing other students with a chair.
If you were one of those people who put other into categories just by looking them and not getting to know them then i probably threatened to kill you or wooped your ass
>there are people on 4chan born in the 80s
Take it from a September 1995 kid. If you were born during or before 1989, you are a grandpa who needs to get go and stay go.
>ywn have a daddy
>suddenly skeletons popped out
Guys I gotta win a debate on gun violence, please post facts and statistics on that shit and get back to me, i'm pro gun as fuck
Why don't you just shoot your opponent?
If the opponent brings up anything about homicides then call them out. Homicides are not the same as murder. Homicides include justified shootings as to protect yourself or your property.
whos spending this halloween home alone
I am. I'm going to spend today watching some of my WWII documentary DVD collections.
HALLOWEEN IS FOR CREEPY MOTHERFUCKERS LIKE ME FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEE
>Look decent in mirror
>Take a picture of myself on phone
>face is fucked up, look like have downs
>went from a 6/10 to a 2/10 instantly
>realize my autistic face is why nobody talks to me
Why the FUCK is this allowed?
Photograph yourself in the mirror.
The lens distorts your face because the likelihood is you're using a relatively wide angle phone lens and your face is 3D, ie. parts are different distances from the lens.
Photographing a reflection is like photographing a 2D illusion because the mirror is already distorting your face to create the reflection/illusion. It's hard to explain, but the lens of the camera distorts a 3D object but not a 2D mirror illusion.
>Schizophrenia issue of when Bam turns to Freddie is a dark battle like Cloud and Sephiroth
>I constantly feel i should give up the fight and let my demon's consume me
>Then and only then you'll truly know how dark this soul can be
> int.anon-ib . ru/uk/res/81902
only the most glorious heartrending feels vocaroos in this thread please
[CAUTION: RAW FEELS AHEAD]
my ... I ... my ... uh ... buh
WOAH WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED IM SCARED
PANIC MODE ENGAGE
I SEE SKELLINGTONS
SOMEONE HOLD ME.
UNTIL TWO THOUSAND AND FUCKING SEVENTEEN
I can't find my pepe flying through time with a clock so here's an autistic crying Pepe.
I SEE THE GIRLS WALK BY DRESSED IN THEIR SUMMER CLOTHES
WHO FUCKING WIRED RIGHT NOW????
>order modafilin, phenylpiracetam, noopet
>bottle says take 1-3 pills
>fuck me I can hear voices outside my door
>cant stop shaking
>see blue splotches all around my romm
>I've been awake for 3 days now
Should I go see the doctorfu?
I gotta do something abot those FUCKING BASTARDS OUTSIDE WHISPERING PEICES OF SHIT
>I'm gonna go knock them the fuck out
Halloween is my favorite time of the year and I had a night out planned tonight for over a week now with some friends. On Saturday one cancelled, on Sunday another cancelled. This morning the last 2 cancelled. I don't want to sit alone and watch horror films like I did in high school, I want to wear a costume and have fun.
Happy Spooktober fellow robots :(
What was the /pol/ocaust?
Moot went crazy after Ben Garrison threatened to sue over what /pol/ was doing to his artwork (even though we're pretty sure he made some of the edits himself)
Shit was so cash, I remember it conveniently seemed to happen on the weekend after I got in trouble with my track coach for making holocaust and Jew jokes with some other kids.
I remember saving this image on the day that /pol/ harbor started. I can't remember what I did though because /pol/ was almost as hectic as it is right now with shills from ctr. I might have fucked off to here.
ITT we femanons post our ideal crushes
>he's morbid obese
>hasn't showered in moths
>spends all day in his room posting white supremacist toads
idk i just really want a smart, nice, and traditional guy with a sense of humor, who isn't shorter than 5'0, has brown haired with brown eyes, isn't autistic or beta, who's redpilled and alpha but not that weird sexual bdsm alpha (not into that weird shit) NEET is okay.
When and why did Halloween turned into a NerdCon? No one tries to be scary anymore. Everyone just dresses up as a dumb and normie pop culture character. they dont even try to make it scary or halloween themed. It's unoriginal. It's lame and fucking retarded. if only there was a convention where you can dress up as a pop culture character... oh wait there fucking are like over 300 different cons dedicated to that. those retarded assholes ruined the only good holiday.
>had another one of those weird dreams
Anybody else /infertile/? I've been with like 20 guys this year, all of them came inside me, but I still can't get pregnant. I'm starting to worry.
sounds like you're living the dream anon
How do you know when you've caught oneitis.
What's it feel like?
It's the feeling when they have more control over your emotions than yourself.
Where them treating you like shit is worth getting some little praise.
It's a fucking cruel and make you feel like their slave.
You just gotta pray they actually care for you.
You don't understand it, you can't help but think about her/him all the time. You try to find a logical reason why is he or she different from all those people you kinda liked before but you could easily forget. Your don't like your hobbies anymore, you consume yourself in thoights about how to approach her/him, telling yourself that you have no chance followed by a sliver of hope that ends up with a have no chance thoughts again and viceversa. And you know the funniest thing about it? You never EVER catch oneitis on someone that likes you.
>wife found the hentai folder
agathathread deleted but the other roasties are still here.
What the fuck are the mods doing?
>island with 10 000 people pretending to be a state
>primitive until they were discovered by civilized nations
>they were bitchslapped around until phosphate deposits were discovered, then the bitchslapping continued for a while
>become independent, start jewing out phosphate and become rich
>most become fat NEETs because they can
>deposites run out, fat fucks have diabetes and...
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Could be Samoa. These Pacific islands are some of the most obese stricken places on Earth. Combine cultural perception of being fat as prestigious with American colonisation after the war and you have a recipe for disaster.
so /r9k/ would u date a female police officer?
ITT: post your theme
Don't you agree that women ruined halloween?
original oregano 123 origami
>wasn't allowed to celebrate Halloween growing up b/c ultra-conservative Christian mom
>too old to celebrate Halloween now without looking like a pedophile
the closest I ever got to 'celebrating Halloween' was looking out of my bedroom window while all the kids on my block run up and down the street stuffing their fat faces with candy while my mom prayed loudly all night.
We weren't even allowed to eat Halloween-themed candy.
I never had sex. Never had woman suck me off. Never kissed a girl. Never gotten loved by a girl.
THIS IS NOT FAIR. I'M STILL A FUCKING VIRGIN! HOW DO I MEET GIRLS!?!?!? I GOT NO JOB, NEVER LEAVE MY HOUSE. YET I SEE PEOPLE IN THE SAME POSITIONS AS ME, EVEN UGLIER WITH GF WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCKCCDLASCDAJ
If you think thats bad I have a job, friends, regularly go out and have no problem talking with people
Still kissless virgin tho, so Im pretty sure it has something to do with God's will
Let us gracefully accept it
just beeeee yourself :^) hahhahahahha
getting laid will change nothing
escaped robothood and it almost killed me when i realized how meaningless sex is
didnt fap for 2 months now and avoid vaginas
never been so motivated in my entire life
Any /pharm/ or /med/ fags here? Why won't my doctor give me Valium, Xanax, Klonopin, or Ativan? He gives me a shit ton of Adderall and Anti depressants. Why won't he prescribe Benzo's? Doesn't he want to make money? According to him, benzos are very difficult to get off and cause problems, but he before he's tried to prescribe me anti psychotics, which are even worse. I don't fucking get it.
He probably feels that you're prone to addiction
If he thought you were in serious need of antipsychotics then he probably weighed up the side effects before suggesting it.
He obviously feels that you don't need benzo that badly and that the side effects aren't worth it
>Gives me capsuled meth
>gives me anti psychotics that cause weight gain and tardive dyskensia
>benzos for temporary anxiety and neurosis is a no no.
What the fuck. I guess perhaps because of my age and my mind is still developing argument.