I'll start with this gem.
FOR FROG AND BOARD THEY WILL FEAR THIS HOARD
MOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM WHERE'S THE LASAGNA/???!?!?!?!?11/???
How does this make you feel? Ywn had a cock as big as that and will never please a woman. Your oneitis would rather fuck a black man.
How can whitebois even compete?
Pic related avg whitey dick
That's it, it's over. I'm cheering right now.
>looking at reviews for coffees i want to try
>"WOW! I've tried over a dozen of the Gevalia coffees and this is by far my favorite"
>okay seems pretty legit
> I make bulletproof coffee with this coffee: 1 tablespoon butter, 1 tablespoon organic coconut oil, cup of hot coffee, blend with magic bullet and ENJOY :)
what the literal fuck? How can you say a coffee is good when you just destroy it's original flavor by blending in a fuck ton of butter, creamer, oil, etc? If you can't say a coffee is amazing black then it's shit.
>How can you say a coffee is good when you just destroy it by grounding it months before consumption
Go to your local roaster, buy whatever $15/20 bucks gets you in WHOLE BEANS. Grind before each brew, congratulations you're now a snob and everyone will think you're an ass for not drinking Dunkin' Donuts/gas station coffee with them when you're out
What does it feel like to have your penis in a vagina?
the only times i had penetration sex i was drunk and under the influence of benzos. felt pretty good i guess. not that special. cumming on a girl's face is more satisfying though.
The inside of your cheeks is made of the same shit that makes up the vaginal walls, though I never fact checked that. Anyhow, the inside of cheeks is still pretty damn similar, only the pressure is off.
>tfw no east asian bf
An Ashkenazi Jew bf would be good too though. I want them high IQ kids, you know.
>tfw not east asian
are east asians truly the master race?
Who else /basically beyond the point of suicide now and just staying around to see if it gets any better/?
I know it won't. I really don't want to put my family through that shit either.
Nah man I've decided ages ago that I'm going to kill myself and I've fully accepted that I definitely won't be around this time next year. I'm going to give seeing a therapist and getting fit a chance. If that doesn't fix me, then fuck it, what's the difference.
It's starting to happen even on 4chan.
Every year more kids come.
Every year we get older.
Soon we won't even understand our own site.
I really love chess.
Ask me anything.
Why did I stop playing chess come around Highschool?
Why didn't I stick with it and become really good from childhood?
>tfw barely remember openers anymore
Also, what do you think of
Go? I think it might be a better game but I'm not sure if I've played either thoroughly enough to have a worthwhile opinion.
How the hell are we meant to compete with this?
Who here /small town/
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
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>started classes on monday
>In my anatomy lecture the other day
>its a big lecture hall with like 300 people in it
>lots of QT nursing students in it
>There is one who always sits 4 or 5 rows in front of me who is the qtiest I have ever seen and I am in love with
>trying to cop afew pics of her so I can post about her pretty she is on /r9k/, and remember her forever when the class ends
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I just got on the drunken peasants, since TJ is a faggot he didn't finish reading my letter so I didn't get to speak to all the neckbeard losers who like to listen to a pervert and his brother talk for 3 hours
Who /tryingtowriteabook/ here?
How often does moot get laid?