When did you realize you have a bad personality?
girl that has friendzoned me for the last 10 years told me this. She also said she needs to eventually break up with her boyfriend (of 8 years).
Is this my chance? I've been friends with her since the beginning of high school and have slowly been getting more alpha while she ages and gains weight.
>Just b urself
>tfw 6.7x5.0 in. (and 4.5 in. flaccid)
>tfw I'm still a robot
Must explain why I was somewhat lucky with girls back in HS.
Of course size matters, what rock have you been living under? Given a girl with small tits, and one with bigger, I will always pick the bigger. ( to an extent of course, lets not be ridiculous) It's fucking hard wired into us
Your a pleb though
True patricians like myself and many other cunnyseurs on here prefer flat chested qts!
>tfw showed bf my boobs for the first time today
>"uh, anonette, your nipples look kinda weird"
Why aren't you smoking weed /r9k/?
BECUZ I JUS SMOKED A HOLE WEED
If you're not a cuck you'll just ignore both this loli along her thread, returning back to cuddle the wife tho whom you promised your utmost love for the rest of your life ....
> Implying you have one.
>"What do you mean you don't have much to offer? You have so much to offer Anon! And anyway it's not as if I have much to offer anyway. But as long as we're both willing to share what little we think we've got then I think things will be ok."
>"Hey Anon I'm just reading in bed. Hey, how was work? Oh you look so tired! I know, I wish it was still Christmas too. Are you hungry? Not really? Do you want to lie here with me for a little bit? I can turn off the lights if you have a headache."
>mfw I am going down so fast that I actually started to like those posts
OP PLEASE STOP THESE THREADS FUCKING KILL ME
A qt manic pixie dream girl gf who finds my awkwardness "cute" falling in love with me and saving me from my crippling depression is literally my only goal in life
I dont even care about sex I just want to be loved
who /pet cat/ here?
cats are great pets to be honest family
My cat is 13 years old. I have known him all his life, he has known me since I was 10. I love him, he loves me. He always knows exactly what mood I'm in, and he always knows exactly what I need. I tell him secrets I have buried deep inside myself. I patch him up when he gets in fights with other cats. He loses more often now. He is going to die soon. I cry every day at the thought. He is all I live for, without him I will die too. Don't get a cat.
Who /averageIQ/ here?
126-136 in tests I've done so above average if true.
Still a NEET though, guess I'm smart but lazy right guys?
THESE FUCKING SHAPES REEEEEEEEEEE
Honestly I just can't be bothered to do this shit when it's taking my precious anime watching time.
Why don't you just get a Candlejack girlfriend r9
So here's a question that's been floating at the back of my mind. What's the difference between a robot, and a 'failed normie'? What I've been able to put together from lurking is that a robot is borderline aspergers syndrome levels of socially retarded, and on top of his inability to attract any women, he doesn't have any friends. I'm not sure how to describe the other term, though.
For reference, I've always had friends. But save for just one of us (out of the five) we're all stereotypical geeky virgins. Three of us...
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born autistic, normally have a mental disorder developed on late childhood early teens because of shit upbringing and conditions, some have mental illness, no friends ever, no girlfriend ever, total fuck up, no skills or hobbies.
normie who couldn't keep up with the group and got left behind, has had friends and sometimes girlfriend, can socialize (I totes hate socializing omg XD, I just like being on my room all day like duh) while having some friends.
the rest is scum that...
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I think I am a failed normie
I had friends when I was younger, but was alone and bullied through most of my teenage years, didn't lose virginity until 19, got cucked by my first gf and haven't had a gf since. Now 25, and only able to get sex from sluts, so I've racked up 28 slays but haven't had a gf in 5 years
Also a wageslave and functional drug addict
>be me, 10th grade
>English teacher asks the class to buy an overpriced retarded book
>just steal it from a table while everyone is out lunch and put it in my bag
>in English class after lunch, find out the book is my crushes
>she asks around if they've seen her book
>couple hours later, she shows up in front of my desk with her bf
>"Hey anon, you know my book is lost, mind if I take a look in your backpack? Maybe someone thought it was yours and put it there. I'm gonna check everyones backpacks."
>"n-no Stacey, I-I havent even bought the book yet, I'm p-pretty sure it's not in here."
>she just says that she'll take a quick look, and dips her hand straight into the pocket the book is in
>by this point I'm ready to tactically shit myself to draw her attention away from the backpack
>she keeps looking but doesn't see the fucking book
>gives up, blurts a "sorry anon" and leaves
What are your almost caught by normies stories?
>go on /r9k/
Never fails. Daily reminder that coming here will merely amplify your misery; it's as simple as that.
On the contrary with me
>come here and find alike people experiences
>feel better and less alone
Do you faggots like the front bottoms, or do you think it's normie sjw shit?