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Practice Girlfriend Thread: Europe Edition 3: This Time It's Personal
Looking for a practice girlfriend in Europe? Get in here!
I have 2 practice gfs currently, but I'm still looking for more.
Only post here if you're working and being paid to shitpost
What do you do?
How's your day going?
Do you like your job?
>Pretty good, finished up a few drafts and waiting for feedback from another writer
>A lot. State job, so benefits. Also, I just got my own office.
What Schopenhauer books should I read ?
"The World as Will and Representation" is his magnum-opus.
"On Women" is required reading for anyone who calls himself a robot. You're not a robot if you have not read this.
"The Art of Being Right" is the Gulliver's Travels of philosophical essays: succinct, witty, and always relevant.
How have women taken advantage of you in your life?
What's her name, r9k?
This is original.
She doesn't have one, I realised that no woman will never accept me for who I truly am. The only woman that would love me would be because I'm good looking, not because of my personality.
DFC IS CHESTLET PROPAGANDA, DO NOT BE SEDUCED BY THE DFC MENACE. BREAST IMPLANTS ARE ARTIFICIAL RUBBERY LIES INSTALLED BY CHESTLETS TO MAKE THEMSELVES COMPLETE
Let's get a real woman thread going. Monstrous natural breasts. Chestlets unwelcome.
>you will never have a titty monster agree to kill you with her breasts
how do i get a gf like this ?
do you guys have any tips ?
>all the girls I meet are in relationships
>only a few guys I know are in relationships
How is such a thing possible?
I'm 26 and this is mind boggling.
Is he the most /r9k/ cinema villain ever?
>emotional unstable wrack
>beta bitch boy
>probably never got laid
Deleted my dating site profiles. After an unsuccessful 2 years on them. Completely given up on dating seeing how as a low status, homely male, dating is a completely hopeless crapshoot.
Loneliness is sad, but somehow comforting. Nobody depends on me, don't gotta deal with anyone's bullshit save for my mom and sister, no social obligations. It's pretty comfy.
i deleted mine years ago
thinking about deleting normiebook and then deleting my life
loneliness is okay for the first 20~ years, but the last handful have been really fucking horrible
Any lovely trans lesbians of /r9k/ attending "CHRISTINE" weston chandler's wonderful new year sleepover? :3333
Christ. We need to hire an undercover agent/have someone attend just to record what the fuck goes on in that house.
I've always wanted to meet chris-chan man. I'd be way down for this. If only I lived closer and was an actual girl instead of a tranny. Lord knows chris-chan wouldn't see the hypocrisy in denying me access.
>go to dentist
>dentist is a qt 3.14
>when she fixes my teeth, her tits are pressing against my face
>get a boner
Same thing happened to me.
>add her on Facebook in a fit of autism
>fap to her pictures
>sudden realisation of my autism makes me regret the move
>never see her again
This is the most overrated piece of shit ever
Honestly trying to find a verson that isnt rewritten 10 times for political reasons is just staggering.
As for the christan verson the character "Jesus Christ" is the most Mary Sue character ever. He has no specific flaws other than being a borring flat "I ISSS DE SUN OFF GOD AND KINGS AND SHIZT!!!"
Most static character ever.
The "plot" if you can call it that is nothing but what sounds like an incoherent acid trip with no linear consitancy in the dam book.
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R9k, do you smoke?
>inb4 smokers are jokers.
It honestly makes me feel good for a moment.
I don't feel addicted, I can easily quit for a while and don't get cravings at all.
I smoke one or two cigs a day, and I don't really believe I'm doing much worse than the people who don't smoke.