ER doctor here to answer your questions
If you put your fingers in, can you feel it? It may be too deep. Rectal foreign bodies can cause obstruction and perforation which can be life threatening if not retrieved. I wouldn't take laxatives as they will only increase the risk of perforation.
What happened to the programming thread?
>TFW you are ugly on the inside
I'm not. I'm beautiful on the inside.
For a certain definition of beautiful.
>ugly on the outside
>people approach me expecting me to be nurturing because of fat maternally-shaped body
>others assume I'll be beautiful on inside
>personality even worse than appearance
>not even smart
>not even funny or the bare minimum of "sassy"
>tfw turning into something ugly
>nothing I can do to stop it.
Why don't you have a tulpa?
>you stay up late reading Schopenhauer
>Chad shreds her precious little flower
The age of waifu is coming. Will you be able to afford one?
The only thing I really care about is knowing that I'll always be able to afford the latest combo from Little Caesars. Their current Hot-N-Ready lunch combo is only $6! Available every day from 11 pm to 2 pm, ready when you are!
I memorized her unlock pattern and checked her messaging apps, she's cheating on me with another guy. How shall I break up with her?
>had dream that orbiter and I went up on the mountain and watched the city lights flicker
>shoulder to shoulder contact
>talking about how we improve each other's lives
>staring into each other's eyes
What the fuck was that?
What is equivalence of PUA/being wealthy/confident for a woman?
A man can become more attractive by gaining social position, being wealthy, successful or just charismatic.
What can a woman do to become more attractive if she is not good-looking?
>inb4 lose weight
we are not talking about being fat but simply not being good-looking with bad facial features
>inb4 don't be a whore
never seen that work irl, unless you want a mormon husband (and they usually marry really hot women)
>doing freakier shit in bed,
>having a trustworthy personality (ie little to no red flags)
>having a more feminine personality
>not being stuck up like hot women
those are not the things that can be noticed at first and thats when men decide whenever they are interested or not.
already wear makeup but then all people keep saying how it is wrong and deceving.
is pepe really died? what about feelsgoodman/feelsbadman i hope they are not died i lov pepe so much
please tell me they not died
I get not wanting to raise a kid that's not your own blood, but what about single mothers in particular bothers you so much?
Any guy, even the most genuine, upfront and loving man could turn into an irresponsible toolbag...how would that be the woman's fault?
Extra kids? No problem, Little Caesars has a new limited Hot-N-Ready Box Set, for only $11! Ten pieces of freshly baked cheese bread with Italian spices and four slices of deep dish pepperoni pizza. Served with Crazy Sauce. Available all day & HOT-N-READY 4-8pm.
Women are baby gatekeepers. They have the most birth control options, can require a man to wear a condom, can use plan b, could have a pill abortion, could have a medical abortion, or could even give birth and give it up for adoption. A single mother whose partner died or left her once the baby was born is fine, yeah, but most single mothers are just stupid sluts that wanted a baby and didn't care that the dad wouldn't stick around. Then, they have a hyperinflated sense of worth and still think that that single mid-20's guys will want their used goods and take care of their brat
Who else /bigmac/? I just went to mcdicks for the first time in forever and I'm loving the decedance.
who else /autistic/?
i really hate having lettuce, onions, sauce etc on my burgers. i hate the texture of it, hate the feel/sound of my teeth crunching on all the shit. i order burgers with cheese only
>I'm not transphobic but surgery seriously freaks me out
Is anybody else here actually a cuckold fetishist? I've been fapping to netorare for years.
>tfw fetish is considered the most pathetic of all
>tfw every night before I go to bed I make a few troll posts and can't wait to see the replies when I wake up.
>tfw it's like my birthday every morning.
Does anybody else do the same?