>tfw literally just took a swig of my own piss because one of my piss bottles was not in the correct place
Spent the last 10 mins vomiting. Kill me
I am terrified of doing this, I piss in soda cans so I can't even see what it is. I've thrown out entire cans of soda just because I was scared to test them.
>wake up in the middle of the night
>mouth breathing, dry as fuck
>stumble over piles of trash and grab water bottle on bookshelf
>flop back into bed
>see yellow fluid on bookshelf
>trim pubes into trashcan
>new bag so it's just a big sack of static charged pubes
>fucking around with ipad
>accidentally fumble and toss into garbage can
>pube cloud rises from can
>I'm covered in ginger pubes
>room is covered in ginger pubes
>ipad is covered in ginger pubes
looks like a fucking orangutan exploded in here.
I don't know whether I care enough to clean up before heading to school.