Good morning wagecucks.
Mommy's about to come in to clean my poop, then have sex with me.
Better not be a minute late like last time! They keep track of those records in an NSA fusion center.
Not like the more liberal policies of the welfare office, which I will be taking checks from for the rest of my life.
Can't type forever, the bitch just came in and I gotta take off my undies.
>Mommy's about to come in to clean my poop, then have sex with me.
Things and tools have a use, like a screwdriver or a condom, but i am JUST MYSELF.
>ib4 you are sad that you can't be of use to the society like myself, i am an expendable condom!
Work harder bee, the queen needs more honey !
Mommy says I have the littlest penis, and its cute!
She always says that I'm the most handsomest 38 year old.
Yay, more bread and yummies on the table for big boy.
Sex, breakfast and a clean ass. This is the life. Everybody should live this way. I don't understand why some people want to work.
To each his own I guess. Later ill take my food stamps to buy tendies from the tendy tree!