Midway through the week, fam edition.
reporting in, show me what you got
nice 1 m8
who else /cozy/ in here?
I'm on my recliner chair gaming pc plugged into my 32" telly with a wireless keyboard and mouse, under my duvet all warm and cozy, xbox 360 controller also plugged in for a spot of GTA Online later.
Cozy cunt is I, lads
>went to the russian embassy to apply for a visa
>served by a slavic goddess
>tall and slim with long legs and sizeable chebs
>old enough not to be a vapid millennial whore
>cold and intimidating, aside from smiling at me briefly when she makes a mistake
>tfw she will never be my gf
I love laying down watching lets plays or twitch...even when I close my eyes just hearing another human voice lulls me off to sleep.
Cozy as fuck tbh fam
>have to get used to waking up at 7AM for lectures again
>still a kissless virgin with no friends
>so depressed and bored that i have no attention left for my course
i hate my life
>Can anyone in Birmingham hook me up with some weed?
>Anyone want to meet up and have for a fight?? I'll buy you a pint afterwards. I just want to feel something...
These two are absolutely essential.
Not sure how you incorporate them but try be creative like the last OP image for example ith the graffitied on the wall 'call XXXXXX number for weed in Birmingham' and the number was a birmingham based police station lel
If I don't I can't sleep.
I'm so anxious just can't surrender to sleep...I hang on tooth and nail until my eyes are like lead and are forced to close...and even then I'll only let it happen if there is a voice I can focus on...usually a lets play or twitch streamer.
TotalBiscuit is god-tier to fall asleep to btw fam.
What are you going to see? it was cold as balls when I went
Was it in a town house type thing? I remember the girl in the tourist office upstairs being a total stunner
and the guy in the actual application bit being a total qt
i mean do rooms get cozier than this? shelf lights are on remote control
Going home this weekend and tempted to bring my home dumbbell set back with me lads. It's a bitch to move in but it might force me to start doing something a little productive.
It's clear I'm not going to have a bustling social life, so I might as well use that spare time, even just a few hours a week, working out.
Same....the drudgery over...the days stress and appointments and other static over...just a robot and his internets, video games, wank, material, netflix...food whatever you like....just relaxed and away from the troubles of the day...night time means the normies are asleep and we can start relaxing...thats why you like the image tbh fam.
I want some symphony I guess...
I want the bullies to lay off me for once, maybe they'll think I was hurt bad and cut me some slack. Maybe they'll think I'm the sort of guy who gets in fights and decide not to mess with me..
I want to release my anger,
>What are you going to see? it was cold as balls when I went
All the touristy stuff. Pretty sure our hotel is around the corner from Dostoevsky's House.
Anything I should know before going?
>Was it in a town house type thing?
Its round the back of a typical Edinburgh flat on Albion Road literally right beside Easter Road Stadium.
Didn't see any guys when I was there tbh. Three women, only the one that served me was a qt though.
got my dual 27 inchers and rig set up to watch some twitch too lad, this is the life
>Anything I should know before going?
Things are shut on weird days, like the Kremlin is shut on some weekday, the artillery museum is shut on Saturdays the gallery on Sundays so you should plan what you want to see
and I was not joking about the cold went in late Feb and the river was frozen and the snow was bitter as fuck going over the bridges.
Russians are pretty militant on cloakrooms.
Tbh I spent more time in moscow, St petersburg is really nice city much more european feeling than moscow
went to Kazan and Spilt blood cathedreal, Kremlin/Fort plus prison bitsm and plenty of palaces little museums and the main art gallery. Ask me anything I guess
I though the fields of mars memorial was awesome, mostly because it was deserted and there was snow everywhere and then the fire memorial. Well worth a walk through on your way somewhere
Best I could do, fam...webcam aint the best and the cable won't stretch.
Walk is going well. Just passed the Islamic cultural centre to pay my mosque license.
They just don't give a fuck at all.
A bit cunty by our standards its noticeable in some of the museum staff. I was waved away with sighs and tuts occasionally, once because there wasn't enough time to see the entire museum, she just pointed to someone else who could speak a bit of English and i had to explain I wasn't bothered if I only got an hour to go round.
Some are nice though, a security guard in a military police type deal stopped me from leaving a museum and I thought I was fucked, but he showed me through to another section I had missed.
Yeah there are guards everywhere and metal detectors, its sort of funny how they don't do anything even if they go off maybe I look too white.
people keep to themselves a bit more, you probably won't meet as many people who want to practice their english as you do in western europe
>free eye exam
>2 really good pairs of glasses for 69quid
>they fucking charge me 60quid for the lenses
>so I pay like 200quid (-25% cause I'm on the dole)
granted these glasses are really damn nice for 75quid each, but still, they are fucking jewshits.
i must go up to london to stay with my barrister brother and his fiancee this w/e. there will be a 'night on the town' with 'mates'. any tips for dealing with london careerists?
Some lager probably. And maybe some food but don't know what food yet tbh. In the park now. No qts tho ;_;
>A bit cunty by our standards its noticeable in some of the museum staff. I was waved away with sighs and tuts occasionally, once because there wasn't enough time to see the entire museum, she just pointed to someone else who could speak a bit of English and i had to explain I wasn't bothered if I only got an hour to go round
what I really mean is that their service industry isn't forced into being nice to tourist shits like most other countries, they just don't care
2 x 69 - on qualifying frames
you get an nhs voucher for a certain amount
I bought one frame for 69, and my lenses then had to pay 20 more cos the voucher didn't cover it.
that was without any extras like thin lenses, anti glare.
they never even offer me a second set of frames.
if I had a second set, that would be 2 pairs of lenses, that would be quite expensive I imagine.
to be fair if it says 2 for 69, and you didn't get the second set of frames free, and you didn't speak up about it, and kick off, and threaten to kill them if they don't give you what you want. then its your own fault tbh lad.
Look lets be honest most of us are on bennies so I'm not going to beat around the bush lad...we're after a cheap 5% lager...and that will always be Stella or Carlsberg Export....anything else is either too expensive or tastes like tramps piss.
Thought about it. Don't really have much experience with moderating outside of stuff like twitch.
I don't really want the responsibility anyway. Hotpocket's are glorified reporters, they don't have a lot of power, and they do it for free.
what? isn't the point of self scan to do it yourself
I remember being young end enthusiastic and wanting a position of power, but eventually I just didn't want to spend all my time dealing with retards and their arguments.
correct their English, it throws them off
Just sitting in the centre now. It's so peaceful.