Why don't you robots join the guard? Free school, paycheck each month so you can have a bonus to the NEET lifestyle. You will get in shape and become chad, and it will force you to socialize and be able to talk to people.
Wow what a great deal, I see nothing wrong with this. Why don't more people do this? Where do I sign up???
Like I want to go out of my way to improve myself
Or defend a nation that only cares about what I can provide for it.
> By the manure of their corpses the nation comes to "its bloom"!
Why would I fight for a nation that no longer cares about people like me? That is enthusiastically racing down the road of cultural marxism? That values the people of Israel over its own? That forces faggot degeneracy down our throats by order of the Supreme Court? That takes every opportunity to defecate on the achievements of our ancestors?
I will not fight for this New United States of America. I will not fight for degeneracy. I will not fight for miscegenation. I will not fight for cultural marxism.
Yeeeeeeah, I'd rather not fall into the recruiter's trap of "Bro, you won't be deployed lulz, it's the GUARD." Yeah. Fucking. Right. They deployed every single person I knew that went into the national guard, after telling them they basically had zero chance of that happening. The cuckening is real.
Nah, I'm getting in shape to go into the Chair Force as an officer. Already have a bacherlor's in computer science, so hopefully I can get in on some drone shit. I'd love to live on an aircraft carrier, tbh.
Don't think of it as fighting for them. You may get deployed once over a 6 year contract with the guard, and even then, probably to a safe zone. In tern they are paying tens and thousands for school, getting you out of work, giving you thousands of dollars for a sign on bonus and basic, so that you will be conditioned to be an alpha chad. They are doing you a favor.
>Nah, I'm getting in shape to go into the Chair Force as an officer. Already have a bacherlor's in computer science, so hopefully I can get in on some drone shit. I'd love to live on an aircraft carrier, tbh.
Why would you join the Air Force if you want to be on an aircraft carrier. That's the Navy.
You better have some fucking clue what you are talking about before you make any life decisions
Then I'll live on a fucking base somewhere. I was just throwing out there that living on an aircraft carrier sounds pretty dope. Shit, man, the top priority is pay and not getting killed. Everything else is secondary.