>used to wear glasses
>switch to contacts as soon as possible
>later in life decide to wear fake hipster glasses just for show
>still wear contacts underneath.
>the normies will never know
>work at supermarket
>customer asks me to take them to product all the way across the store
>tell them we don't have it in stock
>"ok thanks anyway"
>be in the bathroom washing my hands
>see the towel dispenser
>it says pull with both hands
>only pull with one hand
>weedboys in the room upstairs having a party
>flatmates go up, go and have a look with them
>stoner scum and sluts, normie music
>go back to my room to browse 4chan in peace
>can hear cackling upstairs really loud
>call the police say they are selling drugs
>hear the police come up the stairs and into their room.
>no one knows who ratted them out
Who /snitch/ here?
>I was 10 years old
>my mother was sick in bed
>she asked me to make her something to drink
>i make her a cup of tea and place it on the table opposite side of the room
>between her bed and the table i place lots of pins and sharp toys legos etc
>place a thin blanket over them
>hear her shout out in pain as she stands on them
>she instantly knows what Ive done
>lose all GBP
still laugh to this day