>tfw your unwashed bed sheets smells like shit from bare-ass fapping
>have roommate in uni dorm
>I can only fap when he's out to get food or in class because he doesn't go outside otherwise
>come back one day to empty room
>tired from pulling an all nighter but need to take this chance to fap
>load porn and pull down pants
>feel drowsy while fapping
>wake up lying tucked in bed
>roommate is back
>pants are still off
>remember passing out on my chair
>wonder how I got to bed
All my pillows are brown from old cum. Floors are splotchy with cum.
How does he know what jizz smells like?
That feel when you wonder how many hybrid teenage mutant ninja roaches you have sired in the shower drain.
>tfw bedsheets smell like a mixture of sweat and semen
>tfw I'm used to the smell and it actually helps me sleep
>tfw have trouble sleeping on the rare chance that mommy actually washed my sheets