>finally sit down to write my resume
>realize I have nothing to put on it but my two degrees
>want to get my life together
>realize I have a 5+ year gap
>why do I even fucking bother
Make shit up. Make up reference numbers. I lie all of the time on resumes. I make up having degrees and jobs and references and get jobs that way, been doing it for a decade now.
>ME major (senior)
am I fugged robots