>my junior year
>me and another girl bust are butts to get an anime club going
>first 3 months its actually going smoothly
>around december I get called down to the office
>other girl is already there
>apparently the staff had already searched our lockers and took all the "Inappropriate content" from us
>the other girl had been using the anime club as a cover to distribute porn and errotic fanfictions she wrote to other students to make small amounts of cash.
>they then say how even though I didn't have as much banned material, I'm still going to get in just as much trouble
>ask them what they're talking about? I don't have anything inappropriate
>vice prinicple starts proudly waving a burned DvD I had in my locker around saying it was "obviously pornography i had intentions of sharing"
>tell them thats just a normal anime I had plans on showing later in the week to the club
>argue back and forth for nearly 20 minutes
>eventually they bring in a tv to "prove me wrong"
>pops in the dvd acting all smug
>first episode of lucky star comes on(you know, the food discussion episode)
>entire office ends up watching the entire first episode. all the administrators, the vice principles, and the principle herself.
>feel my face burning out of embarrassment the entire time because the air went from tense to confusion
>get sent back to class and have the dvd returned
>got in zero trouble
I almost got expelled for bringing in lucky star the same day another girl got caught with a mountain of porn.
>little sister has a my little pony toothbrush that vibrates and says "friendship is magic" when you press a button
>decide to something crazy
>go to the toilet
>open mlp rule 34 on the phone
>take the toothbrush
>insert toothbrush in my ass and masturbate to mlp r34
>suddenly mom comes in (i forgot to lock the door)
>suddenly my butt flinches and the button gets pressed and the brush shouts "FRENDSHIP IS MAGIC"
>mom ran away
>we never talked about it again
>There was this video game club in high school
>Friend of mine went, so I did too
>There was at least 15 people all playing Smash Bros. Brawl
>I go undefeated every game I play
>Over the course of a few months, less and less people show up
>By January, there's only this severely autistic guy who everyone hates, a kid with downs, my friend and myself
>Notice Chad wanna-be's outside the room giving us smug, shitty looks and mouthing stuff while doing weird shit with their hands and arms
>Never go back after that
Finished reading the other thread, guess I'll post
Starting smoking weed and drinking at age 13
Kicked the habit at 14, kept dealing until I turned 15
Spent all of my time lifting weights, reading, and browsing imageboards
By sophomore year I had the highest school bench, beating senior football players.
Had a few kids who followed me around looking for lifting advice, but only one or two people I would consider friends.
Girls liked me for my body, but I would always turn down the sluts
Girls that knew me hated me because I went to a liberal school and I would make fun of sjws
A lot of teachers and students alike hated me, but they were always too scared to confront me
Chads would mire and ask for gains advice, their Stacy girlfriends hated me
People would compare me to Hitler behind my back because I idolized napoleon and spoke proper English
I hate natsocs, but I considered it flattering
Got somewhere around a 3.6, never spent a second studying
Got asked out to dances by something like 20 sluts overall, never had a gf, never went to a dance
Competed in the ipf to prove my nattyness
I spent a lot of my time ranting about political problems and how I would solve them, guy would tell me I was deep and then talk about how good my tris were looking, girls would tell me I was deep and ask to get to know me better
Never really found anybody to relate to
>not purposely loosing several round to keep moral up and the group there.
i bet you gave them a shit eating grin after every match you won too with some kind of cheeky one liner.
I don't lift, but I kind of get you. I gave advise to some people to be polite, advise that worked out (for example, I told a friend that after getting flirty with this girl, to tell her "he is getting too involved and she isn't, so he had to cut contact". It worked because she also wanted him) and then became popular for it. I'm kind of muscular because I was bullied a lot, so I carried my backpack to classes and had to fix whatever they destroyed because they were more, so I had some gains doing that work.
I don't like parties, I Don't like most sports... But sometimes I go to parties and play some sports out of boredom.
What I mean to say is... People kind of follow me and ask me out the way you describe, and there is literally only one person I can relate to (a buddy that endured all that HS stuff with me). You can find somebody, of you want to get all "muh sage" ask people what they like about you and try to engage the ones that don't give an empty answer, or idk, some shit like that