If dubs I get a beautiful girlfriend who will always love me for who I am and never be mean to me and cook me nice food all the time.
If singles I blow my brains out with my grandpa's old service revolver.
I literally have the gun to my head
This is all your fault you fucking normie, when I get to Hell, I'm telling the devil Pepe sent me.
Yay, that means I will get a girlfriend now and that my first post - singles - represented the long years I have had without a gf.
It is finally looking up and I have decided not to shoot myself because, it has been shown, I will get a girlfriend before Christmas time and we shall be happy ever after.
I hope all of you here find happiness as well, good luck my brospehs.