>tfw no cute neet robot bf for playing vidya and watching anime all day and comfy spooning at cold winter nights
Please let me be your little spoon.
>comfy spooning at cold winter nights
Most overrated shit. I swear you fags only like it because you haven't done it before. It's awkward, your arm is always going to go numb because she lies on it, you'll probably breathe on her hair and it gets hot and sweaty and unbearable. Fucking a cuddling is a meme
i dont think you want a bf tho, i think you want a dong name