Listen, anon, I hate to break it to you but what people call ‘love’ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, anon, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, anon. Rise above. Focus on science.
That's why when I decide to kill myself, I'm gonna make reservations at a popular restaurant for Valentine's Day so I can be around all the happy couples, then blow my fucking brains out to traumatize them.
Might try to get their attention first so I know everyone can see, but I'm only gonna harm myself.
>>23388948 >your parents are gonna do it They've been married for 35 years and I don't see any signs of strain. My grandparents have been married for nearly 60 and still get so affectionate it makes me ill. Stop projecting, you miserable alcoholic narcissist.
>tfw getting back in touch with a qt Korean Christian from college I'm gonna make it.
>driving with normie co-worker we decide to get mcdonals >our food is handed to us by some girl >"you know that girl back there? a guy I know had a threesome with her and some other girl" god damn it I thought sexual promiscuity was just a meme
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