Who else on here uses Tinder to catfish as a lesbian? Every word of this is true.
>24 years old
>sort of aesthetic maybe 7/10
>have girlfriend also sort of aesthetic 7/10
>download tinder to see what the fuss is about
>not wanting to get caught I decide to use a fake facebook profile and use pics of the hottest girl I ever dated to bait them carpet munchers
>start whiling away days swiping and trying to convince girls to become slaves to my fake girl
>surprising amount accept
>swiping my life away one day
>match with gf on tinder
Who wants to hear the rest?
not that it means much for me to say this but it's totally true
>I'm currently at my families house for a couple of weeks but have LocationFaker running as I wanted to keep matching with girls in the city we both live in
>so shes home alone
>at this point I was already considering ending things prior to this (if my spending time as a catfish didnt already say that)
>cant call her as shed know of my secret life as a freak who jacks off to tinder
>decide to open with my usual
>"so if you read by bio you'd know I'm into being a domme and am on here for a sub"
>"here are my rules" blah blah
>shes very into this and is literally agreeing to all my terms "no being clothed around me" "no talking back" etc
>Now I do something I havent done with other girls I start to arrange the meet
>she insists its got to be this weekend (I'm back the week after)
>she insists we have to meet first etc
>i agree as my plan doesnt need me to wait that long
>ask her for her number to whatsapp on
>borrow my dads phone (knowing she has my moms etc numbers) and create a whatsapp for her
>start messaging gf on whatsapp, the plan is almost complete
>make sure I have photos of her (specifically asked for selfies holding up two fingers etc) so its undeniable
>now I spring the trap
>she doesnt know you can find peoples full names through their numbers on the facebook app
>say "umm wait i just looked you up on facebook you have a bf?"
>she is stunned
>shes asking if its okay and if I'm cool with that?
>I block her on whatsapp and screenshot the conversations sending them to myself
>20 mins later I send her the screenshots from my own phone saying theyd been sent to me
>undeniable as shes literally posing for photos on demand in the screenshots
>mfw shes moving out in a week with literally no fuss or guild
>mfw all of our joint friends are completely with me
>mfw catfishing saved me from what could have been years of being cheated on