>Finally break out of robothood and get GF
>3rd date things get steamy, finally going to get it in
>Pull her pants down
>She has a mega roast
I still banged her and I banged her like 4 times after. She's alright as a person, but idk if I can handle pic related, what do?
Sorry, man. This happened to me too.
>tells me she has a "cute pussy" before we start having sex
>feel like I'm in the clear, no roastie would say that, right?
>get her in bed finally
>pull panties down
>has one of those awful mini-roasts that looks like an arby's sandwich desperately trying to escape a sarlacc put but only managing to throw two of its roastular arms out in its final death throes
>mfw have to be all like "oh yeah baby i'm so turned on by your vagina right now"
>mfw i was really just depressed, disappointed, sad, and slightly hungry
We really need some kind of long range roast detector.