I want climb inside and live there.
You mean a few years ago?
Assfags generally are:
-niggers and spics
Prove me wrong
By still being able to look good when they're over 40
>wanting old hags
Its all a conspiracy,shut it down
>All this arguing over tits and asses
Nothing makes a woman attractive like a big meaty heart pounding in her chest.
Yes, although I wouldn't completely advise it.
Nah, I'll spare you the shitty art
>literally only western country that likes assess more
>TFW not holding her after a long night of procurement
Big boobs are actually the part of a woman which age the best.
Even when the rest of a woman has wrinkly and old skin, you can still enjoy a nice titfuck with a big pair of boobs.
Just look at this picture for proof.
I'd still give SusanSurandon's tits a fuck in this picture, but would I want to touch any other part of her old body? Would she look more appealing if she had small or average breasts? Of course not.
Women with big boobs remain fuckable for longer than women with small boobs, who start to become gross by the time Ther normal skin becomes a little wrinkly (around 40).
>there are cheslets out there who have not killed themselves yet
>SOMEHOW racebait instead
What the actual fuck is wrong with you people? Post tits and stop ruining every damn thread with your bullshit.
Flat is justice but you're probably still a roastie.
I'm pretty sure every guy just wants to tear that shirt off
>not politely asking if she can remove her shirt for everybody's pleasure
also niggers go for ass
I have a really big butt, wide hips, thick thighs, with a small waist and small boobs. I get so much attention, my body is really sexualized and makes me feel uncomfortable. I cannot, at all, imagine what it would be like if I had giant big boobs. I feel for these girls. I think they seem like fun, privately, but I couldn't deal with the attention they'd get.
I know people think big butts are the new big boobs, but I think we're all still wont to stare at big boobs when we see them. They're more rare and they're very appealing, aesthetically. I wouldn't opt for them if I had a choice, but that's specifically because of the attention, not because I don't like them. Even sagging I think they're pretty.
Chestlets are not invited to the titty club
White chicks often have faces so qt they don't even need asses and tits
but sometimes they have both
>oh come on tyrone just let me shoot one
Don't worry your "sexualized" body will last a maximum of 10 years, even less if you drink and smoke a lot!
You will never feel uncomfortable ever again once this happen, sweet sister ;)
the "muh big butt" is just a trend perpetuated by chestlets due to them trying to shift focus from breasts to asses because even a complete flat iron board can just squat her way to a good ass.
Remember, you have to be born with the right genetical conditions to have good breasts. To have a good ass, just go to the gym. Having nice breasts is infinitely more worth than having a good butt.
In a way, having stonking great tits is the equivalent of being tall as a man. Having a big butt for a girl is just like a guy going to the gym and getting huge.
And we all know that there's nothing funnier than a ripped manlet.
is this the new roastie meme?
try to find a non-white girl who more beautiful than this one, I'll wait
I love those feminine wide jaws. They are different from manly chins and jaws.
My ex-gf whom I loved and adored had a sturdy jaw, the cutest face on earth and a small double chin.. and in the matter of fact, huge breasts. Ah I miss her so much. Figures I'm chubby chaser/fat admirer.
Guess I'll just have to survive with just a butt
>Will NEVER be perfect natural hourglass with T&A
Where did you get that image, post more
I just googled Esdeath desu.
Shit show but amazing character.
'Chestlets' don't need to compete. They have it much better.
Listen OP, either you're a small boobed girl or you just a dude with a fetish. Either way, you have no idea what it's like to have cowtits, because if you did, you'd know they fucking suck. Say hello to uncomfortable back pain, having to wear a bra CONSTANTLY or unattractive sag tits, and shirts never fucking fitting right unless you order them specifically.
Chestlet master race. Wish I could be a part of it, but surgery is expensive as fuck.
We are not talking about fat girls with big tits because that's like a dude having abs while weighting 110 lbs
because anything that makes your body shines is sexy as FUCK
oil > latex > mud
>Either way, you have no idea what it's like to have cowtits, because if you did, you'd know they fucking suck
Neither do you, mosquito bites.
>Say hello to uncomfortable back pain
only fatties complain about back pain. Go to the gym once in a while, fatty. Remeber that no one is impressed with your tits if your gut is farther out than your boobs.
>having to wear a bra CONSTANTLY or unattractive sag tits
>and shirts never fucking fitting right unless you order them specifically.
oh no woe is me, I can't handle all these boobs.
But seriously, why should they compete?
They can be lazier, but that doesn't mean better.
Do some back exercises. Don't even tell me you do enough, because if you're complaining about back pain, you aren't doing enough.
>I don't like big tits
said the ultra faggot
Asian boobu are the best
Daily reminder that your favourite doujin artist have big breasts
My favorite video game. You should see the hot foxgirls chest though. Comically huge breasts. I'd be laughing if I weren't jerking off so hard. Yuzupupuha a shit. Kongiku a cute.
Anyone have the set of the girl on the left?
Why are people typing like niggers?
Have you considered lactation? Yaz and domperidone for a few months will do wonders. Then stop the Yaz and just pump or get we to nurse. It increases size, but more than that it makes them super perky and full.
Also what the fuck is with the thumbnail? I don't think I spoilered it. It's not smug pepe in a club. It's a milky chest.
Finally a big titted girl who actually appreciates the beauty of monster tits, its depressing to see these cunts whining because fat tits make them too desired or they can't run without looking funny or some shit
>yeah having an huge dick is cool but do you know how awful it is trying to keep it inside your pants? or how uncomfortable it is when you have a boner and its obvious to everyone? I hate my big dick waaah
>its depressing to see these cunts whining because fat tits make them too desired or they can't run without looking funny or some shit
Those are flatties or beta males pretending they know what big breasted women want.
you mean the blue ones? love em
This is what I would call a happy man
I've seen two videos of furfag girls being retarded
in both of them one of the tards were hot as fuck, I would love to bang these furry bitchs, don't even care if I had to dress like a wolf
>oh anon i'm so glad you made it! why don't you take off your shirt?
She's a mexican furfag and no there are no videos of her.
>hey anon i heard you were talking about getting my sister pregnant! what's that about, am i not good enough for you anymore?
A bad case of butterface,great body though.
FUCK YOU AND YOU GODDESS BODY YOU PROBABLY NEGROID PIECE OF SCUM
>Big boobs are actually the part of a woman which age the best.
False. Big boobs are usually attached to a land whale. And when they're not, they sag like a motherfucker.
>Ass that can swallow up a g-string
>Up top, two bee-stings
^best body type
>People who say that breasts are fake butts
More like improved butts.
All breasts are nice. Bigger is better tho. I enjoy comically oversized breasts myself.
This thread makes me feel bad and uncomfortable because it could make someone feel bad about the body they're born with. And I'm a guy.
Why can't girls feel the same way about comparing dicks? I don't get it.
>ten trillion fucking manlet hate threads a day
>nobody says shit, tall guys come in and shit on us relentlessly
>ONE guy makes a thread making fun of women with small tits
>"wow im so sad and uncomfortable for those poor innocent small tit girls they didnt choose to be tiny :("
I'm sorry. I don't even know if thats actually your waifu Its something I got from a different thread a while ago.
Which is why we're all posing cowtits. To make the flat girls feel better.
>implying that I was replying to a woman and not some beta who prefers normal proportions.
That's why I'm saying, why does nobody feel like that for us?
Every single one of those threads make me uncomfortable, but I just avoid them and pass them off as troll threads.
I'm saying that with this thread because I'm comparing them.
This site isn't exactly a female friendly place. Any women who browse here AND are fine with shorter men would probably be written off as trolls anyways.
Enjoy your le bubble butt meme you trendy beta fagtrons