You've made it through yet another honest day's work!
Alas, it was all in vain. For you must once again rise in the morning and resume the daily grind.
But do not fret! The WeekEnd is just around the corner.
Until then, tick tock.
Stop posting these right when I get home you fucker.
>Work 10 hrs tomarrow
Meh it's fine I like what I do, pay is really good.
Cashing in a week of paid vacation and doing shit all next week.
The money I make doing what I like is going to pay for a nice vacation in Dec I'm suprizing my bf with.
I'll keep pulling wage kek I like what I get out of it.
Wagekeking gets me out of bed and moving. Six hour shifts in a yard keep my muscles shaped and when I get home there is already motion to put into my art.
Painting, origami and collage. With a manly edge. But you wouldn't know the value of sweat or the longing gaze of a girl before your easel would you Neetkek?
All that time in your head, all that sloth. You aren't pathetic, what you crave is.
Where was this thread this morning. I just got done getting ultra cuked being pressured to work 14 hour shift. Hands were shaking and body aching. And there was no thread for me to read and cry. You let me down
>tfw mom and dad made me feel like shit at dinner again tonight
tomorrow I'll change boys, tomorrow my neet life changes I swear...
No tomorrow you fuck. Write your resume, polish your cover, get on monster and indeed print a bunch of copies off. Tomorrow you bomb 70 resumes out and find a job.
This isn't hard.
Don't you get bored? I mean, what do you do all day?
8 hours of being in an office hanging out with people with similar interests. While earning independence and becoming rich. How is that a bad thing?
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Im in the middle of making one too with all the 'im a neet im so unhappy what do i do with my life' and 'my mom is kicking me out what do i do' and 'im a neet someone give me a reason not to shoot myself' threads
AND NOW WE SIT BACK WEWTH SOME POPCORN AS THE DAMAGE CONTROL FROM TRIGGERED NEETURCHINS COMES ROLLING IN LIKE THUNDER
THEY SURE ARE SENSITIVE! WEW LADS!
AS THEY EMBARRASS THEMSELVES AGAIN WITH THE DESPERATION IN THEIR REPLIES, OR SIMPLY JUST LET THE THREAD WASTE AWAY JUST LIKE THEIR LIVES; REMEMBER! THEIR PARENTS AND CASE WORKERS CAN CUT THEM OFF AT LITERALLY ANY TIME!
LET ME GET A WEW FROM MY WAGEGODS AS I GO AHEAD AND HIDE THIS THREAD, KNOWING I OBJECTIVELY WIN.... AGAIN!
That was a rather enjoyably collage of photos Mr. Wewnonymous.
Well you're not going to get that job by sitting on your ass are you? Get the fuck out there.
Don't have work experince? List your qualifications in great detail. Can you input data at retarded speeds, have amazing memory, whatever. 1pg, 10pt font minimum.
Don't have qualifications? Temp work. Yeah you're pushing brooms and doing bitch shit but its experience. Experience you didn't get when you were young. There's an outfit in my town that pays daily. Show up at 7AM, onsite by 8, done at 5. Indians and degenerates can get in, surely your neet ass can push a broom.
Sure I've worked since I was 16, nothing glanouous either. But when I hit the ground I find jobs. Have not been unemployed for more then 21hours in the past year between 5 jobs.
Fuck you, you lazy piece of shit. Are you better then a Listerine drinking Indian?
>playing Duel Academy
>shut off my game everytime I was going to lose
>started to realize that the game tried to set up losses to get you boned over
Those sneaky jews, still if you kept shutting it off you could beat the game with 100% duel wins
I always laugh at these wage c u c k posts coming from fags who cant get a job due to their social retardation and necessity of living with their parents (due to the aforementioned social problems). Seriously just get a life and accept people can do stuff you cant.
>mfw 10 hour shift tomorrow because scumbag in my department called in sick
>mfw my job consists entirely of heavy lifting
>mfw ten hours of lifting heavy things tomorrow for 15 dollars an hour
>Don't you get bored? I mean, what do you do all day?
Spoken like a true non human wageslave
>If there's no menial repetitive task to do what am i supposed to do with myself? I don't have hobbies, interests or a brain
>miserable work you do for someone else
I do it for me. You know, so I have money and independence and social capital.
And it's not miserable. Miserable is sitting around at home being bored.
>Maximum disability payments are $1,024 per month In the United States
>Plus food stamps, Utility help, food pantries, charity ect
Is such a meager amount truly worth it? Do neets do anything to garner their own income in addition to this?
>tfw got laid off in the summer
>enjoyed 4 months of unemployment
>tfw just became a wagekek again
>had my first shift today
>only 5 hours and it was tiring as fuck
>tfw have to work at 6am to 2pm tomorrow
What hobbies and interests do you have? List the things you do for 16 hours a day.
What's your alternative to work? What's your philosophy? Everyone should just sit around and do nothing? We should just not collect water and prepare food? We shouldn't develop websites or develop games or maintain the infrastructure of the internet?
Do you think you cheat the system by not contributing? You can be a parasite, sure. But you'll never independence or power over anything.
Accidentally sneeze within 10 feet of a black person or a woman. Then you'll get sued for all your money. And you'll have nothing to survive on. Then what?
I'm tired of this shit being posted every goddamn day
Can you neets even afford a golden toilet seat or make your estate desireable enough for a female to want to legally become entitled to half of it???
You probably sit around all day doing the things you like instead of contributing to society! Ha
>tfw 6 hours of school then 6 hours of wagekeking tomorrow
>8 hours a day on weekends wagekeking
At least I have a nice computer, don't live check to check, have a car, and have a fully furnished nice apartment. It's worth working for and if you don't think so, you obviously are
not mentally an adult yet
I pay 1150 for a two bedroom, and have a roomate so it's 575 each.
If I lived in the ghetto it would be maybe 950 for a two bedroom, so I'm not spending that much more. It's worth it not to be stabbed by dirty needles over change.
Also I would rather be proud of the things I own and accomplish through work than lazy and useless.
i was actually off today but i have to work at 8 am friday and its 1215 am friday now, faded as fuck off weed and vodka 75%chance ill feel like shit when i wake up but oh well. I also probably tore my earlobe
stretching from a 2 to a 0g =/ this life is something else
>Gonna fail out of grad school because I fucking hate it and don't want to do what I'm studying anymore. Lost all motivation for it.
>Just want some boring job making enough money to live in an apartment with internet and stop leeching off my parents.
It's all I want. I just want a little hole in the wall to be alone in and not be a burden on anyone.
Yet another day of lazying around and shitposting on /r9k/
>someone was actually angry enough to do all this
>he went to all the trouble to make these images and type out the posts
>he thinks throwing a gigantic tantrum is going to elicit any response that isn't laughter
>he thinks that preemptively screaming "INCOMING DAMAGE CONTROL" after taking an enormous babydump in his pants lends any credence to his buttblasted arguments
i don't think there's any room for this kind of posturing given the extremely consistent reposting of "wagekek" threads. can't look down on someone else for putting in effort after putting in a lot of effort yourself.
This is why you don't have a job
Employers can tell when you shotgun that shit. I tailor my resumes and cover letters. Then I use my robot lying skills and blow away the interview. I was cleaning hangars for $14/hr, even though it was mostly shitposting I didn't like how dirty the air was. I'd come home and you'd think I had been working or something. I quit, was master race for a few months until I ran low on money. Now I do psych ward. It's chill and I come home smelling congruent with the work I did. 70% the pay, but clean, just as much fuck off time, and it's 12 hour shifts so much better hours. 8 to 4 is hell. What kind of sick thinks up 8 hour shifts.
>joined the military because it was either get kicked out after high school or find a job (I couldn't even get a minimum wage job)
>5 years later
>hate every single day
>hate everyone I work with
>hair is thinned to the point of no return
>wake up wanting to just lay in bed
How do I achieve the next life?
You realize that puts them in the top 25% of earners right? That is a shit load of money. I'd do it if I could but I wage kek. Free time and happiness is way better than money. No amount of money is worth giving up 8+ hours every week. Being richer than every 3 in 4 people without lifting a finger is the perfect lifestyle realized.
What the fuck do you even need more for? You can do any hobby, I like homebrew but that kind of dosh you could buy a 12 pack of craft and a handle of wild turkey 101 every week and still have plenty leftover. Add benadryl, unison, and robitussin or delsym for days you don't want to drink and you can constantly happy. The dxm is pricey but keeping it to every 14 days or so keeps it special. Dxm is really the only special part. Dph and doxylamine are alcohol synergists. It feels amazing. I can't remember last time I drank alone that I didn't down a bunch of my little pink and blue pills. How benadryl can be so powerful yet so cheap I'll never understand. Dph is olev.
So go on luxurious vacations, eat good food, and have sex while neet. If anything it becomes easier. I've found the best food is usually cheapest. Whole foods, spices, herbs, it's the processed shit that is expensive. Sex is just a tinder, Netflix prescription, and maybe a box of the 'fancy' box wine. This isn't the 90s anymore. They have vintage and award winners. Probably appellate too but old world wines tend to be pretty shit except for a for Spanish and Italians. Maybe German if you like dessert wine. Luxurious vacation? That's the best part. Instead of having to plan a big deal for just two or three weeks off you can live there year round. Phillipines, Costa Rica, Thailand, all great places. I can't think of others since I like nice pretty places. I guess if you idea of vacation is like new York city and Paris or other shit holes it's hard. Why not just piss on the floor for a couple weeks and find a dissonant sounds collection to play on loop, then just hit yourself with a chain to simulate gang violence. Then you've got the new York, Paris, timbuktu, Beijing, Stockholm, etc experience all at once. Maybe you could throw away your wallet and phone for added realism.
Typical wageslave-tier spelling.
He probably typed it out really fast because he had to get back to slaving.
Fear not, NEETkuk! You've already had your shits and giggles by shitposting and validating yourself, but here I am, yet another day, to bring you back to the sad and inescapable reality with this daily reminder of your inferiority!
>Called to work 30 minutes ago.
>Need to leave my house in about 30 minutes to get there
>Need to pack a bag because I'm going out of town for it.
Once you learn to work on call 24/7, you can handle anything.
It beats doing what you hate. I like being neet so I chose nursing. Stupid high pay, so I retire early once I'm set to draw about $1500/mo. I just need 450k to be set for life living on interest alone forever and never touching the capital. That's like 3 years of travel nursing if I save my ass off. 5 or 6 if I take it easy. I could let it grow and just work two days a month per diem for my 1k too. Do that for 1 years and I can live on 3k/mo as neet. Literally more than is possible to even spend in a week. Especially if I still have my qt retard gf who pays half the rent and groceries. Actually if I keep the gf I could retire for life on 300k.who knows, I'll play it by ear. It's fun seeing the blood and guts. How many other robots get to hold a still beating human heart in their hands and not wake up in jail the next day?
>I chose nursing
Well then it doesn't apply to you because nursing is actually a real thing.
Doing what you love is only bad if you're going to major in something stupid like art, journalism or music which is what most people do.
Post a pic of your retard gf. Is your relationship even legal?
I'm not the guy who makes them. Even if I was, it takes much less effort to copypaste one thread a day than to create multiple images and then post 10 times in succession with significant amounts of text. And even if he did go to the same effort as you, your screaming, impotent rage and desperate attempts at mockery are still much more pathetic.
>his standard for "pathetic" is set on an image board
>it's the only thing he has in his life
Most get $750, that's still a decent chunk of change when you have no rent, utilities, food, or health costs. What counts as disability is a joke. The workers don't care either. If giving you more money gets them back on Facebook faster then they'll do whatever to shut you up.
You actually get paid to uni. It's pathetically small, but a stipend all the same. Even if it seems irrelevant it's cool as fuck to have your name on a paper, even if it's way down the list. How do you even knew if it's irrelevant anyway? Lasers was some useless time waste that would never go anywhere. Now you use them every day multiple times a day. They changed the face of the world and in a very short time frame. If we can ever get away from silicon I bet we'd see a revival in computer stuff. And quantum computing could be useful someday.
Daily reminder that Neets are no different than niggers. And you need to grow the fuck up and stop leeching off of your parents and give up the autism bucks
I'm American, so I don't get paid to uni. I pay out the ass for this bullshit.
>How do you even know if it's irrelevant anyway?
General education programs are standard in American colleges and the classes in them are high school tier classes that do not help you in the slightest. They only exist to force students to fill 4 years worth of credits so we have to pay more money to the school.
It wasn't boring. You were boring. No more proof needed than you being so utterly incapable of thought or agency you were bored for a year until you had someone to hold your hand and make you do boring stuff.
I would have watched anime, played vidya, ran, read, drank, drugged, and more. Unless your job is being neet I don't see work could be less boring
>work part time
>don't earn enough to be taxed
>neets don't get any of my money
suppose I'll spend my free time making some delicious treats
>makes fun of someone for finding something on an imageboard pathetic
>then tries to laugh at them
Do you actually have brain damage?
>gets offended enough to reply
it's okay you'll find a purpose one day. I know you're easily triggered and depressed that 4chan is objectively all you have. I know you're lonely. It's OK, some people are meant to be judged by everyone the second they go outside. You do know that happens to you right wewwwww
>work full time
>make enough to be taxed
>no concept of neetbux in my country
Feels good living in a third-world country, where even a little money gets you top-tier societal benefits.
>make fun of someone for replying
You have some real issues with the whole "self-awareness" thing, huh?
haha you just keep getting MORE triggered! 4chan is all you have!
Have you ever had good food? My tastes are simple. I like beer and wine paired with steak, taters, roast vegetables, and a simple dessert like berries and cream or a vanilla malt. You can't make whipped cream without enjoying your isi though. That's the real reason I like it. If I want it easy I get brats and do brats and kraut in beer on homemade rolls with beer to drink. Tortellini or manicotti is fun too. I don't make fancy pastubes though. Roll out a sheet, cut, fill, and roll. Hamburger is always a classic too. Get a sirloin roast, grind, and enjoy it cooked medium rare with all the fixings. I make the best fries too. The trick is to blanch and freeze before frying, and use the fluffy jew salt. Sometimes I mix a bit of cayenne, paprika, and other fun shit. Any food I want I can eat. Fuck foie gras. Pate for Bahn MI is as weird as I'll go. I tried cow tongue but it's kind of a pain and not worth the trouble. No better than skirt desu.
>jobless neet cant qualify into any rewarding work
>he has a job
>he has a limited amount of free time
>he chooses to spend it throwing tantrums and pretending the other person is mad over and over until he "wins"
I was kidding about the brain damage thing earlier, but you may seriously want to get yourself checked out. You much more to lose by continuing this than I do, since your free time is so spare, but you still keep going on. And I have to say, if you actually do have a job, it must be a fucking awful one if they're willing to hire someone with as many issues as you. Enjoy the rest of your night my friend, clearly you need the rest more than I do.
wew forgot the statistics! wagelords live longer and have thousands of more hours of free time spent happy and fulfilled compared to lonely neets begging in vocaroo threads wewwwww
i know it's hard to notice when you're as sad and upset and triggered as you are
like a nigger lmao
I know those feels exactly. Just pack a BIG fucking to-go container of delicious foods and eat it like the substrate it is. MY favorite thing to do is mix a shit ton of fruits in some oatmeal and cover that shit in cinnamon (and optional brown sugar). Keeps you flying all day. Drink coffee, too, my man.