Who /sexoffender/ here? Tell us your stories.
>hanging around community college waiting for class to end
>need to piss but hate using public restrooms
>walking home late at night and can barely hold it in
>decide to take a detour through the park and relieve myself in a tree
>tiny chink lady materializes from the shadows to call me a disgusting pig and tell me she's calling the cops
>she couldn't even see my penis because my back was turned
>tell her to chill out
>ignore her and continue my walk
>police intercept me before I even make it home and start asking questions
My public defender told me it would be easiest for me if I just pleaded guilty and here I am today a registered sex offender.
>peeing being a sexual offense
>having a registry in the first place
i'm surprised you weren't concerned about someone seeing your penis to begin with, i can't pee outside unless i know it's impossible that any human would have to be miles and miles away like a rural area.
a park.. in a city or town or whatever. you should have expected this.
you made a mistake here by being rude, you could have just explained that you were about to piss your pants and couldn't find a bathroom.
how is she suppose to know you have a phobia?
close call incoming:
>have 5 year old half-asian niece (i'm white)
>babysitting, take her to the park because ezmode
>she has a blast playing, i just watch
>after 2 hours it's finally time to go
>she doesn't want to but i'm a superior adult male
>just fucking pick her up and carry her away
>hear shouting like 'hey, hey' behind me
>assume it's someone shouting to their kid
>suddenly, women runs up and grabs niece from me
>i'm like wtf are you doing you crazy bitch
>guy grabs me, trips me and throws me on the ground
>twists my arm behind me super hard and pins me
>"YOU WANNA TAKE A LITTLE GIRL YOU FUCKING FREAK?"
>niece is yelling "UNCA ANON! UNCA ANON!"
>try to explain but he tells me to shut the fuck up
>lying there with him on top of me while people gather
>after a while the police come and they handcuff me
>put me in a car while they take statements
>sit there sweating in summer heat for an hour
>all scraped up and bleeding, elbow and shoulder sprained
>eventually explain and they call my sister
>when she gets there they finally let me go
>cops act angry, like i managed to get away with something
>no apologies from anyone involved in this whole thing
>be me at outdoor concert in a park
>need to pee
>loads of people peeing against this building outside the concert area
>go to pee but it's hard to stand on dry ground so much pee
>find a spot next to a doorway and start pissing in the doorway so that the pee doesn't run back on to me
>guy comes to pee in the doorway
>steps in my piss stream and I pee on his leg
>mfw not american and don't get registered as sex offender
here's what would have happened if you were arrested
>lawyer takes your case np
>explain to judge it is your niece
>case is thrown out
>could even win some damages from cops or person who reported you
no judge is so retarded that they would seriously believe with evidence that she is still not your niece
Lmao I piss in public all the time even sober in broad daylight, I have the decency to at least piss into the drain. It has caused me to receive a public order fine which I never paid but mot gonna stop me fr doing it I need to go
Is pissing in public like a regional thing? I don't mean doing it, I mean the level of consequences. Because I've been doing it my whole life, and and I know plenty of other people do it. As long as you duck behind a tree, I don't think anyone where I live thinks it's particularly improper, and I seriously can't imagine anyone getting put on the sex offender registry for it here.
No, I mean I wasn't even the guy you originally replied to.
I'm saying that >>24045328 is really old copypasta, but also that most court systems would find what actually happened in said copypasta to be absolutely retarded.
Otherwise you could just tackle random dads under the pretense of protecting the kid.
The kid would have to be screaming for help or the guy would have to look suspicious (e.g. covering his face) for it to be justified.
That's where you show you don't know what you're talking about. You're implying he would have had to go through a court system. In the text, he described getting arrested, questioned by police and let go once his sister got there to explain. Even if he were lying, it's extremely possible. Parents can easily attack someone who they think is stealing a child thanks to good Samaritan laws. What the child says isn't important unless she testifies against him.
>My public defender told me
NEVER listen to a public defender. They aren't looking out for your best interest. They simply try to push whatever makes their jobs easier.
Pleading guilty = less paperwork for them.
I'm a Jethro Tull looking motherfucker and she obviously wasn't my kid. It's the halo/horns effect at work. Add to that she's kicking and screaming. I don't know if you've ever been around little kids but they LOVE playgrounds and they will lose their shit if you take them away from one like that.
Good Samaritan applies to helping someone and they can't sue. In this case that means the little girl can't sue. The uncle can still sue because there was no good Samaritaning for him. It mainly only applies to shit like cpr and breaking ribs or puncturing lungs.
Nothing wrong with being a pedo
I suck at greentext..
>senior year of high school
>have a stash of nudes from different girls at the school
>even received some from a few girls
>saved and traded them over the years like yugioh cards
>One day decide to cause a shit storm and upload them all to a Dropbox folder
>150+ pics from 94 different girls
>didn't want to risk getting caught so uploaded them all from my friends galaxy at a nearby starbucks
>anonymously sent the link to people on a fake account
>the school envelops under complete chaos over the next few days
>stacys blame chads for sharing nudes they weren't supposed to keep, chads shame stacys for being sluts. Cat fights broke out. Every social group turned on one another. Some of the girls never came back to school.
>decide it wasn't enough so I uploaded another 70+ pics of stacys from other schools within the county. I didn't want to discriminate so I even uploaded a few pics of some chads so it can be gender neutral.
>total anarchy assumed, there was at least one fight every other day. The cheerleaders from another school got into a giant brawl with our cheerleaders during a home game, which ended early and made us forfeit the game.
>this discord went on for weeks without end.
>one day a rumor emerged about authorities carrying out an investigation
>thought to myself that it was all bullshit and that they'd never find out it was me
> a few days later a group of 4 people arrived at my home, and my parents let them in
>fucking homeland security was in my fucking house
>they dictated that they were going to ask me a few questions and that I would be recorded during the entire process
>You're implying he would have had to go through a court system.
He could take it to court if he could prove injury (e.g. to himself physically, or the child mentally)
>In the text, he described getting arrested, questioned by police and let go once his sister got there to explain.
There wouldn't really be a need for the sister bit.
>Even if he were lying, it's extremely possible.
I'm not saying it's not impossible, but that it's copypasta, and a court would be in favor of the parent.
>Parents can easily attack someone who they think is stealing a child thanks to good Samaritan laws.
No, Good Samaritan laws only apply to medical care.
>What the child says isn't important unless she testifies against him.
It is if she's traumatized
See above link.
>My public defender told me it would be easiest for me if I just pleaded guilty
heh, look where that got you.
>a court would be in favor of the parent.
Well,he didn't go to court, and he's lucky he didn't. Most people at jury duty are /pol/tards who think "if he's here, he must be guilty! If he was innocent, it would have been cleared by now!"
>Most people at jury duty are /pol/tards who think "if he's here, he must be guilty! If he was innocent, it would have been cleared by now!"
What state do you live in?
So I know where to avoid.
>get drunk with my gf
>walking home, neither of us could barely stand
>both needed to pee really badly
>"well there's a lake right there..."
>Both go over there and pee
>wake up and driving to work the next day
>"lake" was some decorative pond in front of the house of a neighbor at the end of the road
>its right by some sliding glass doors at the side of the house
>the only reason we even saw it was probably because the lights in the house were on, there are no post lights in this neighborhood
>Still dont know if this guy or his family ended up seeing us piss in his pond.
i dont mean to be uptight about it,but to me, girls peeing in public is disgusting. i went on a date with a girl once, and we got really drunk at a bar, and we were wanding the streets at like 3am,and she just casually says "i gotta piss like a race horse!" and just lifts her dress and squats in the middle of the street and starts pissing. i didnt talk to her ever again after that night. dirty slut.
>they set up there voice recorders and cameras in my living room and sent my parents to another room
>i was shitting myself and I was having extreme anxiety at the time, but I kept my cool on the outside
>the main person who would be questioning me, let's call him Mark, explained the events taking place in the county
>they printed out every single picture of every girl and showed me each one
>Mark asked for the names of each stacy and I complied and answered the ones I could
>he then told me that some of these girls relationships with their families have been scarred and that even a few have been put on a suicide prevention program
>Literally on suicide watch, kek
>he later told me that they've been interviewing kids for a few days now and that my name came up
>After gathering some information, Mark finally asked if I were the one who uploaded the pictures to Dropbox
>got nervous and immediately denied it
>he pressured me again and told me that they can trace the IP from where the pics were uploaded and can even look through the code of the image and find out which device it came from and when it was on that device
>that's when I realized that none of the evidence can directly lead to me unless I confessed. so I denied it once more
>he threatened me one last time and scolded that I could be facing over 5 years in county prison and be registered as a sex offender for life
>this is when I lost my grip and spilled the spaghetti
>admitted that a FEW of the photos were sent to me directly and shared them to a few people, but never admitted to uploading it on Dropbox
>that's when Mark told me that this might go to court in a few months
>he said he'd see me in school in the next few days
except lawyers exist for this exact reason, no normal human is expected to memorize laws and how court works.
a normal lawyer would present OP's mental state while taking this piss: carelessness
aka, sorry judge, OP is a fucking idiot and didn't realize that pissing (or possibly masturbating) there would be viewed by a random woman or children in the middle of the night
the case would be dropped, assuming this is exactly as OP described, it's obvious that he had no intention to be seen by said woman.
if i had to take a guess at what happened, OP did not get a lawyer and purposely skipped his court date. the judge had no evidence that OP was just a fucking retard so he defaulted to guilty because this was all the evidence that was presented during his case (arrest and witness saying he did it on purpose). OP could have easily gotten out of this had he just went to court with a lawyer.
> aka, sorry judge, OP is a fucking idiot and didn't realize that pissing (or possibly masturbating) there would be viewed by a random woman or children in the middle of the night
How is this even a problem? Are kids supposed to get the idea that dicks dont exist?
>creepy guy sitting alone in the park
>just sitting watching little kids playing
>probably a pedo better keep an eye out
>after a while he gets up goes over to one
>says something, kid seems scared
>he picks her up and carries her off
>she's obviously terrified by this
>oh shit i have to save her!
>husband and i run over, i grab her
>creep tries to grab her back and get away
>husband defends us and puts him down
>panic and call the police as soon as i can
it's illegal to walk around naked in public pretty much everywhere, it has nothing to do with children. it's just the law.
do you think most people want to be forced to look at OP's tiny shiveled up pissing dick all day? we don't live in a third world country, you can wear clothes, even homeless people manage that.
sorry but there are a lot of ugly male human beings related to little girls in this world. it is statistically unlikely that he is stealing a random little girl and this is a delusional thought process
>thinking this situation is impossible
yes, children can disappear in broad daylight with people watching. most people do not suspect kidnappers to be around them 24/7 besides very paranoid parents and people who have dealt with kidnappers.
obviously it's very rare, often times when children are recovered from unusual cases of kidnapping, these kids are just living ~100 miles from their original location and sometimes even encounter people in public with their kidnappers and attempt to get help or escape. or they are held hostage in normal neighborhoods or whatever.
obviously most kidnapping happens between family members such as someone attempting to take a child out of the country illegally before finalizing custody or whatever. i'm just referring to kidnappers that paranoid mothers often imagine.
Sorry if my gramcracker is shit, I'm typing from my phone... (2/2) also, I'm dropping the greentext.
A few days go by and a proctor comes into my class and escorts me to the discipline office.
Omw there I see some stacy come out of the office crying, with her parents dragging behind. I walk into the office and see my good friend, Mark.
Thanks to the names I gave, they were able to contact almost every girl and interview them. Some of their parents were completely oblivious to how slutty their daughters were, and we're only made aware thanks to our pal, Mark.
>mfw they're doing more harm than good
Mark calls me into his temporary office and asks for my help. They were still looking for the suspect, and Mark told me that out of all the people they interviewed, I was the one who gave the most information. He even stated that I knew the most people. Lel.
So for the next 3 months I became their mole rat, giving what Intel I could. They gave me free passes to skip class and attend events, eavesdrop on people's conversations, and ask around for anything revealing. All I did was give them false leads and rumors.
In the end they never found who the culprit was. All they did was give an assembly about cyberbullying to the entire school. During that event I saw Mark and apologized for not being able to find anything about the suspect. He smiled and thanked me for helping him and the investigation. He complimented me on how I'm a good kid and gave me lecture on not doing stupid stuff again. He handed me 20 bucks for the hard work, and I never saw Mark again. They even dropped the charges ;-;
Mfw they never found out it was me
I'm always had a fear of being labeled a pedo or sex offender just because I'm male.
>just done some food shopping
>walking to my car
>see a little girl must be 10 or 11 years old
>just wondering around park alone
>she see me
>I start walking faster to my car
>see that's shes crying
>run to my car, get in and drive outwards the carpark exit
>can see in the rear mirror still walking around
>drive up to the boom gate and tell the female attended there is some kids playing in the car park.
Not sure what happened the girl after that.
Confessing to only sharing a few of the pics was the best decision.
You shouldn't have used a friend's phone though. Or Dropbox. Both are risky for various reasons. And don't use wifi with a video camera nearby. Sit in your car instead.
I investigate computer crimes like those. You lucked out a bit.
>in supermarket buying store brand orange juice to mix with cheap vodka
>lewd stares at slutty dressed girl grocery shopping with her father
>buy my shit and see him packing his bags in the parking lot
>shout "HEY YOUR DAUGHER'S SEXY AS FUCK DUDE" as i drive past
>he shouts back "SHE'S TEN YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG"
>"YEAH, TEN OUT OF TEN, WOULD FUCK."
>he chucks a coffee can at my car and starts running after it
>lol i'm in a car retard do you really think that you can catch me on foot
>circle the lot just slow enough for him to think that he can
>laugh my ass off the whole night long
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>tfw when pedo
>played with the little girls who lived at my apartment all the time
>would even take them to parks without their parents
>they would walk into my apartment in the door was open
>never accused of being pedo
Just don't be obvious about. There could of been something seriously wrong with that little girl and you just walked away. Kill yourself.
But that isn't true my man, you need to stop being paranoid that girl was probably lost and you're acting like it's some horror movie and she ran towards you to snack on your nuts just to get you thrown in prison.
>>police intercept me before I even make it home and start asking questions
Why didn't you just tell them to fuck off? Police can't charge you with a crime if the only evidence is hearsay.
another close call here
>be 18, dating 14 year old with her parents consent
>her mom is fucking nuts
>threatens to press rape charges whenever anything goes wrong
>shit goes mad wrong because women
>getting paranoid, skip town
>turns out she tried to get me fucked over
>tfw can't go back to hometown or else I'll be a sex offender.
That's what you get when you're raised to think that black people deserve whatever the police do to them, and it's just an annoying side affect that sometimes they do it to white folks.
You can have your life ruined or at least severely fucked for a while if they find you with a little girl and you're accused for a pedo.
You'll probably get suspended out of school or get fired from your job, if you don't get beat up by someone first.
It's them or me. Fuck them.
I actually had a friend who was in a relationship with someone who was 18 when she was 14
It's weird because you see/hear shit like this all the time and for some reason it's just "socially acceptable" for some reason or another
And in other circumstances the feds are knocking their door down with a battering ram
That is ridiculous, though. I mean, they gave their pictures to others, what the hell did they expect to happen? Did they expect the pictures to just vanish after a few minutes?
Sucks that there are so many rules in place to protect stupid people. Maybe we wouldn't have as many stupid people if they weren't coddled like this.
>Like a chick when we were both 14
>She dates an older guy who my 14 year old ass obviously can't complete with
>She loses her virginity, etc.
I got another close call story
>meet girl 4/10 on xbox live chat
>few months of playing and talking
>finally ask her out
>she says yes
>we go out to dinner at bowling lane arcade
>nervous as fuck but still have a good time
>she is drinking a lot and so am I
>we end back at my place
>play red dead redemption and tony hawk and drink most of the night
>a billion chances to make a move but pussy out
>shes ends up making the first move and starts kissing me
>get into it
>she ends up staying the night because she too drunk to drive home and to worried to take a cab alone with a indian at night.
>we make out in bed and hold each other
>she ends up giving me my first blowjob
>cum bucket in 5seconds
>talking the rest of the night and then fall asleep
>wake up 4 in the morning to the sound of her crying
>ask her whats wrong
>she accuse me of rape and that she has a boyfriend
>tell her over and over "we didn't have sex you just have me a blowjob" "you have a boyfriend"?
>she is just kept screaming at me, calling me a perverted asshole as she got dressed
>says shes going to call the police as she leaves
That was 4 years ago. Never heard from her again and the police never came knocking on my door.
I did end up deleting a lot of my MILF porn out of paranoia.
not at all, that's basically what I did. used her as a vector for virginity removal.
did it blow up in his face too?
depends on your state and laws but it just entailed I had to hang around her mom a lot during the first couple weeks of the relationship.
I'll just lay the full story on you senpai
>like I said friend is 20 at the time I must've been 18 starting college
>He always goes on about being lonely
>One day he tells us he met a girl on a chat site also 18
>Immediately they get together and I find out later send nudes
>Few months down the line he tells me she calls him crying saying she's not actually 18 but 13 and I was just like what the fuck man you need to ditch this shit there were a lot of people telling him this but he'd rationalize it about muh loneliness
>So you would think it's just kids being stupid even though my friend should've known better she actually moves to our city in Texas from Oregon, her mom as well
>I tried to convince him going to a hotel for a week was fishy as fuck especially in their own room but he did it anyway
>Then I didn't hear from him for a long time
>A few weeks later he called me and he was freaking out because the whole time it was a honeypot. They tried to get him arrested for human trafficking by himself g lingerie around the room, and when they went to the next hotel the FBI were waiting for him there
>I don't know how legit his story is because a lot of news sites say he actually went to the police and turned himself in
So that's about it, after it all he lost mostly all his friends and almost killed himself but a lot of us tried to warn him
Nope, public defenders do not give a shit. For example, when I was 11 years old I asked my 3 year old brother to touch my penis, the moment he put his hand on it I felt like a total scumbag and told him to stop. This was the entire event.
My mom has a history of molestation and rape in her past and fucking panicked and called the police. She didn't press charges but the county did, due to the age difference.
I was appointed a public defender that I met for a whole ten minutes and told me to plead guilty because the judge would take it easier on me if I didn't fight it.
Long story short, I am now a sex offender for life, and this shit happens to people all the fucking fime, even for just pissing in a public place. You can end up with a defender that is retiring that just does not give a fuck or a defender that will make a deal with the DA to where you get fucked but they both win, padding both of their stats.
It complete fucks your life, good luck finding work as a sex offender, good luck ever getting removed from registration without a lawyer because you cannot afford one because you can find work. I've been labeled a monster for the red of my fucking life.
He wouldn't tell me to be honest with you. If I had to honestly guess it was one called teenchat because I could see cops using it to lure pedos. Just check it out sometime and you'll see what I mean
I was 11 when the crime was committed and convicted when I was 12. I was told I could have it removed and expunged when I was 18 but the John Walsh law was passed and my offense was changes into requiring a life Long registration due to the age difference between me and my brother.
I was best man at my brothers wedding, I've helped raise my nieces and nephews, I have no other record to speak of, still a sex offender for life.
Fuck man, sounds a lot like my close call
>Be out drinking
>Run into MILF
>Starts making out with me when her boyfriend isn't around
>Take cab back to her place
>Continues making out with me, places my hand on her nipple
>Be at her place
>Pull down her pants and lick her pussy
>We start fucking on the kitchen floor
>Boyfriend and her other friends walk in on us
>Pull pants back on and gtfo of there
>Receive call from her next day
>"They're saying I cheated and they're calling me a whore, I was too drunk to remember anything, you raped me anon!!!!"
>Sweating and shitting buckets thinking the police are coming to my house
>they never came
TLDR girl cried rape on me to excuse her cheating, it was not very effective
Jesus fucking Christ I had a long god damn reply typed up and the fucking captcha ate it, so here's try 2.
It wasn't my mom that pressed charges it was the county, and the judge aid my shit could be expunged when I was 18 after I had completed my probation and sex offender counseling, which I did both.
Unfortunately, a new law was passed during this period that reclassified my offense to a level that required life time registration. Basically I got fucked by a legal technicality.
Now, any sane judge would throw this shit out, relieve me from registering and expunge my record, but to do that I would need a lawyer, and to do that I need a fucking job that pays more than in minimum wage.
All of you better hope the American judicial system never gets its fucking claws on you, its entirely designed to suck as much cash as possible from you either with court and lawyer fees or privatly ownd prisons getting paid to detain your ass tor a few years. The entire fucking system is just a business designed to fuxk you over, there is no justice here, just business as usual.
>its entirely designed to suck as much cash as possible from you either with court and lawyer fees or privatly ownd prisons getting paid to detain your ass tor a few years. The entire fucking system is just a business designed to fuxk you over, there is no justice here, just business as usual.
this shouldnt be allowed, someone needs to put a stop to this
Never going to happen. No politician can get elected unless he's "tough on crime". US punishments are only going to get harsher, jail sentences longer, more people arrested than ever before.
>could just leave the country though
I've honestly considered it, by many country's wont let you in with a criminal record unless its some 3rd world shithole.
Funny, I literally just received a bill from the state police today requiring that I pay a sex offender supervision fee.
This supervision consists of me coming in and filing paperwork whenever I move, ten days within my birthday, or change employment. That's literally the entire effort they put into supervising me. I don't even show up on the websites because my offense isn't high enough, yet ranked sell enough to require life registration. How fucking ludicrous is that?
Oh, I guess ill continue ranting here. You know how many homeless sex offenders there are, like actual dangerous ones, that don't register and are not supervised at all because its impossible to track the fucking homeless? This whole system does absolutely nothing. It punishes the law abiding that keep their information up to date while those that choose jot to are literally walking the fucking streets that peoples children walk on.
And yeah, about the judicial system, its fucked, but it will never change. The judicial system is a business, and so is the government. Nothing changes when the system meant to police the other is literally ran by the same system. Government, judicial, its all corporate owned focused on draining as many people of as much money as possible.
The only reason I haven't killed myself is because of my family, but I wake up every day and I honestly cant find a reason to live most days. I can't work, nobody wants to marry a guy and have kids with a fufkjng sex offender. I can't travel, I mean... What the fuck am I supposed to do?
jesus fucking christ bro. You fucked up!
How old were you? I can't imagine being this fucking stupid.
The cops didn't catch you doing anything.
The lady didn't see your dick.
You somehow went along with police and decided to just admit to all of it and for waht? This story is proof cops do not exist to help anyone.
All you had to say was "It wasn't me" to the cops and they couldn't have done anything because they didn't catch you.
>hanging out outside my house
>out of nowhere some kid falls through the ceiling
>he starts talking to inanimate objects
>he's obviously retarded and needs my help
>head over and let the kid in my home
>I'm kind of paranoid so I have an elaborate home security system
>guide him through it
>tell the kid to wait in a room while I go get help
>give him a burn phone I was holding on to
>get to my apartment, hear banging on back door
>head down to see what's going on
>back door is broken down, sentries everywhere
>the kid used the phone I gave him to call the cops and say I raped him
>mfw I would be doing a bid right now but I was tight with the judge
I can get a passport, that's fine, its the getting visas to enter countries that's the problem, at least from the limited research I've done on the subject. It seems a lot of places require a background search added to your visa request these days.
you got a great cause for vengeance against the judge and lawyer, and there are countless others out there like them. you could live a life of vengeance; would be pretty sweet. or you could just learn meditation and try to convince yourself that every moment is a beautiful gift. honestly though, the vengeance route will probably be more satisfying, and the two routes aren't mutually exclusive I guess.
>moved into new neighborhood
>drive old Mustang that I restored
>girl (call her M) sees me and comes over to chat
>after a while we start liking each other
>go on "dates" like meeting at mall or park (because her parents would kill us if they knew we were hanging around
>one night her parents are out
>she invites me over
>she's seriously naive and sees no problem inviting a 20-year old guy into her house alone
>I bring beer since why not?
>we chat, watch a movie, I drink most the beer
>I lean in to kiss her, she says no
>I get forceful, she resists and tells me to leave
>slap her face and it stuns her enough that I pull her shorts off, open my pants
>she puts up a fight but I'm bigger and stronger than she is
>push into her and cover her mouth so no one hears her
>fuck her for a few minutes but between the beer and her fighting can't cum
>get off her, tell her to never tell anyone and stagger back to my place
>cops there in 5 minutes
>arrested, held overnight before any questioning
>sober up in the morning and admit to everything
>not even a trial. deal with DA to plead guilty
>end of story
yes she was tight. I remember thinking that she didn't seem like a virgin. no blood, and any resistance when I pushed into her was probably due to dryness, not because she was a virgin. and yes, she fought.
I regret it every day. Not because I fucked up my life but because (a) I fucked up hers and (b) I really liked her as a friend, even with the age difference. So I fucked up a friend, not some random.
Not good. Rapists are looked down on, especially guys who rape kids. There were three of us rapists in our block. The other two were big guys and no one fucked with them so I tried to hang with them but even they thought I was a piece of shit.
>homeland security printed out kid pics...
Damn dude...I have never seen anyone use that Pepe face more expertly. You're a good boy gone bad Anon, /r9k/ applauds you!
So you were in genpop? How ddi you pass the time? I can't imagine not being horribly mindbroken by that. Although the fact that you aren't dead implies it's at least a bit less savage than rumors indicate.
Politicians and judges are entirely self-preserving in America. And since you can easily keep a place in office or another job by appealing to retarded old conservatives by punishing criminals even more, that's what they do. It doesn't help America literally sees criminals as subhuman filth.
Yeah, was in general all 5 years except for 5 days in solitary for a fight. Read a lot, worked out (which was good because I got a manual labor job when I got out). Hardest part was knowing my family and friends wanted nothing to do with me.
>be me 17
>met girl i known since 14 years old after party
>talk to her why she didn't come out drinking with us
>just random shit for like 1 hour
>i follow her home because a lot of sandniggers out rapin
>ask if i can grab a glass of water to sober up and se her new apartment
>drink more vodka instead of water cuz i can
>more thrased then ever and watching tv in here bed
>a commercial comes on where two people kiss
>says it looks fake and all that shit
>she asks what i look likes real then
>(i think, fuck it i go for it)
>say "like this" and lean and kiss her, hand on lap and all dat alpha shit
>it goes on a bit and were naked fucking all dat
>tfw finally got to se her D-cups tits naked <3
>remind you that she is completely sober and stronger then me and i can barley stand
>wake up next morning asking what happend last night
>she tells me, all good have morning sex before leaving
>In school tell her closet friend because she would find out either way
>her closet friend acuses me of rape and break of a 7 years friendship we had as close friends
Eh, I don't think they would ask about a criminal record for a student visa. And employers probably aren't allowed to. In any case he should at least get a chance to explain himself. He has a much better chance of being part of society in Europe than in the US where he is an outcast.
>being reasonable against possible straight male sex offenders
Sorry if this has been answered, can't be assed to read the whole thread.
How are you an sex offender if there was nothing sexual, and no victim? Public indecency is a crime, but isn't it separate from being a sex offender?
No, public defenders are the least people you want to defend you.
They just want you to say your guilty of everything so they can wrap the case up.
OP should had fought and got a lawyer. Hell ANY lawyer could had walked his way out of that one, even one still in school.
It's probably about the same in every state. Think how dumb the average person is anywhere; most people on jury duty are retarded.
It looked suspicious because the kid was another race.
If you think someones life is in danger you can use reasonable force to stop that from happening.
If someone was picking up a screaming kid you'd be well within your legal rights to knock them down and detain them until the police got there
>pissing outside is illegal
Why? I live in Southeastern Europe and pissing outside is fairly normal. As in, the police wouldn't give a shit if someone called them over a dumb issue like that.
God dammit, why does the "dontclick" part fucking kill me everytime?
Also the fact that he was all:
"AY FACEBOOK!!!!! Guess what I just fapped to??? CEEEEE PEEEEEEE!!!!!"
"AY YOUTUBE!!!!! Guess what I just fapped to??? CEEEEE PEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
"Oh hey there Mr FBI Agent... SHIT NIGGA I WUZ JUST JOKING BRUH DONT ARREST ME I DINDU NUFFIN IMMA GUD BOI!!!!"
>have 14-year-old gf
>we only live about 2 hours apart, so we see each other occasionally, but we actually live in different states
>one day we make out, feel each other up a bit, nothing more happens
>next day she asks for dick pics
>ask to see her tits first
>we send each other a lot of pictures
>mom snoops through her phone one day and sees my dick
>for some reason she thinks I'm like 25, and calls the cops
>even though we're the same age and this is fairly healthy exploration, both me and my gf eventually are charged with distribution of "child pornography" across state lines
are you fucking joking? this happens constantly and every time it's widely publicized cases
Thad was never on parole. He made bail while awaiting trail and broke the terms a few days before it was ending anyway.
His sentence is 7 years in federal prison. If he has an opportunity for parole it won't be for a long time.
Why are so many of these stories all "mom calls the cops on me" ? You guys have really shitty mothers. Seriously, I can't imagine any parents ever reporting their child to the authorities, no matter what.
Why do you think the "justice" system runs on logic or is reasonable in any measure? It's run by greedy government employees with zero motivation to let you out of their grasp. They get paid less if you aren't a "problem" anymore.
>Why are so many of these stories all "mom calls the cops on me" ?
I'm not one of the guys ITT and I've never had a situation like these, but who else would get these kids in trouble?
Maybe my view is skewed because my parents are happily married, but I know my parents would rather sacrifice themselves than let any harm come to me. A mom who calls the cops on her son is no mom, and she deserves a painful death.
You do deserve whatever happens to you. Cops are freaked out about dealing with black people because
1) so many of you are violent scumbags
2) thanks to the media eating up anything that has to do with racial tension, cops (and normal civies) can get in a shit load of trouble for literally doing nothing wrong because everyone will just take the niggers side of the story as fact.
Seriously, fuck you people. We shouldn't even waste resource on you. Just drop you off on a little island and let you kill each other off, like the French did with Haiti
The thing about these moms is, they think the legal system is reasonable and the people that work in it are reasonable, so they think that if they report it, the police will sort things out reasonably.
They trust authority.
They only realize how wrong they are until it's too late.
It's the same with psychiatry, women, mothers especially, will trust psychiatrists (an intuition-based profession with disorder<< categories stemming from before medicine became a sciene). Men, and fathers, will often not.
HER mom called the cops on me, because she thought I was older. I don't know how she ended up getting in trouble though, I guess the investigation they did found that she had sent pics too. either way, it's a huge crock of shit, and I hate it.
To elaborate, they trust those professions and systems by way of assuming that since they have those authorities, they must have authority for good reasons. This bubble of trust is more intact the less a woman is exposed to or knows about whatever the bubble is about.
"Those who have power have power because they should have power" fallacy.
The feds came to his house after he bragged about his CP stash on his public Facebook account and when they presented him with screenshots of his posts he claimed that he was "just joking"
>Is it your media turning you into fearful sheep telling you that there are pedophiles in every corner?
Yes, for the past 30+ years or so.
This is what happens when you have a country filled mostly with the people who were too dumb to make it in Europe.
Yes. Yes it is. Everyone here is constantly afraid of pedophiles lurking in the shadows, waiting to take their kids and stick them in a dungeon. Can't even smile at a kid in public without someone thinking you're trying to butter them up so they'll follow you to your van.
Well, that is kind of the point. Most women don't think critically about fucking anything.
I remember when I was 14 we had a substitute teacher from France. My mate thought it'd be funny to shout big penises in France and she reported him.
He got put on some list, doubt it was the sex offenders list cause of our age.
>not having concealed carry
>not mowing down the hordes of people
>not putting your niece on your knee before shooting her in the head
>not yelling witness me as you run towards the squad cars with two rocks
>not trying to do break dance moves in front of the camera as the whole town watches you
>not becoming the realest nigga on the block
>Couple years back
>Then gf trying to start shit with me through text but am not rising to the bait
>Call me an abusive asshole, ect. I tell her to do one
>Little while later she gets back to me saying she called the cops on me, telling them I abuse her.
>Been around this place enough to know that I'm in deep shit
>Settle down and go to the cop shop to tell them everything under the thinking that if I come clean they might go easier on me
>They take a statement and whatnot, tell me they will go on and see gf in due course
>Later on gf texts me that she's sorry
>Tell her I've been to the police and they're gonna speak to her
>"WHAT???? OMG I didn't mean it I didn't really call the police...R U SERIOUS???"
>Tell her to go fuck herself and cut off all contact
>Later hear that cops went to speak to her and had a go at her for making false allegations
>I'm now an asshole among her family and friends
>Still get death glares and called stuff when anyone connected to her see's me.
I'd call it a little bit of a close call. I seriously thought I was fucked.
reminds me of that "sovereign citizen :^)" video where he asks the cop if he's being detained, and when the cop says yes he gets all flustered and starts stuttering, and becomes very compliant.
>Still get death glares and called stuff when anyone connected to her sees me.
I wonder how she spun the story to make them see you as the bad guy. cause, you know, that's just what women do. when someone gets an edge over them, they try to gain support by convincing everyone else that you're some kind of monster.
Her mum sees her as this little angel that can do no wrong and she probably made a big song and dance about it about how I could have cost her her job, even though everyone around her thinks the sun shines out of her ass. It also that reason that they probably think I abused her anyway, despite her admitting she was telling bullshit.
He was either in some weird ass state prison with absolutely no hard people (fuck if i know where this is) or he paid for protection. That's the only way sex offenders survive in prison usually is either turning bitch and sucking dick or paying for protection. Fuck i went to jail for a traffic violation recently for 10 fucking days and there was a guy in there that was giving away heaps of food from commissary. Later found out he had raped a 16 year old girl and was paying 4 guys off that were claiming to be aryan brotherhood or some shit so he didnt get beat into a coma.
>this actually happened to one couple
What the hell, America?
You got extremely fucking lucky. No joke. My brothers wife hears about false rape allegations that stick all the time, apparently in some parts of the country with this new generation it's fucking nothing to throw around rape allegations.
And guess what? If you don't have a lawyer, 9/10 they are going to stick with ZERO evidence. You get some average joe talking to a public defender that starts talking about how you are looking at serious jail time and a lifetime registration as a public defender and how he can work a deal with the DA to get you off on a lesser charge no where near rape but still have to register and guess what, it sounds like a sweet fucking deal.
The public defender gets to pad his stats, technically a plea bargain is a victory for him while the da gets the same fucking thing, both win. Now you are fucked, you spend 10 days or some shit for whatever bullshit charge you copped to with 0 evidence but hey it's the lesser charge, right? You get out and now are a sex offender and fucked for life, and you didn't do a fucking thing.
Back to my brothers wife, she knows a girl that fucking brags about getting guys stuck with false rape charges, so far 3 guys. 1 managed to get a lawyer, the other 2 plea bargained with the DA because they had a public defender. She made rape allegations completely out of spite and had a friend corroborate her story, that's literally all it takes.
I'd be fucking terrified of dating with this current generation, i mean women are crazy regardless, but this new generation are not only crazy but they pull shit like this.
Kek. There was a story not long ago about how some fledgling Chad took naked pictures of his underage self and sent them to a girl, who then spread them around the school. He got in serious shit for possessing CP and distributing it, as well as having his Chad status revoked.
Not even consent. Boys are mutilated against their own will the minute they're born and everyone thinks it's their god-given right to do so. Meanwhile female genital mutilation is the most horrible thing they've ever heard of
Can femanon chime in on this? Why do you proclaim false rape to fuck guys over? Are women really so despicable? They can sleep around and be sluts, and when it's convenient use that to get what they want? How is that any different from being a prostitute? Mfw sjw/feminists = whores.
Well, it's a long ass fucking story, but i'll try to give some details.
Yeah, it fucked me up bad. The first counselor i was forced to see literally called me a fucking monster. I was twelve years old, and threatened to do all kinds of weird shit and send me to prison if i didn't comply.
This happened in washington, and my family was already in the process of moving to oregon when i was convicted. Apparently my probation officer really fucking disliked my mom, and refused to give permission for me to move to oregon, but my family did any ways, i mean everything was already arranged, what were they to do? Since they already had my address from my mom trying to get permission for my relocation, a week later 2 cop cars pull up in my drive way and i'm arrested. I spend a month in oregon juvie before i'm extradited back to washington and spend 3 months in basically solitary confinement (since i'm a sex offender they can't risk me in gen pop as kid i guess? i don't fucking know). I was 12.
When i got out i went and lived with my grandmother because my mom felt so guilty about what happened she couldnt even look at me. I was fucked up badly mentally, i was labeled a monster and had to go to weekly meetings for sex offender counseling. I was a bean pole at 12, i was a fat fuck by 13. Had huge problems socializing with people, my depression got worse and worse the older i got. By 16 i was so depressed i didn't want to even leave the house any more, i dropped out of school and literally refused to leave my house any more, i didn't see the point.
I eventually completed my probation and counseling and finally felt a weight off my shoulders, i thought i was done. I started to actually live a life, i got a girlfriend, got a job, some education, lost a bunch of weight, shit was going good. I got married, was planning on having kids, had a good job...
It just takes one mere passing comment. One moment of spite or a suggestion from a friend and a poor guys life is fucked for life.
It's seriously terrifying when you think about it. No wonder a lot more men in this day and age are going their own way.
I applied for an apartment with my girlfriend (fiancee at the time) and it came back that i was a registered sex offender. I was shocked, i thought i was done with this shit. My girlfriend knew about my past, but still wanted to marry me. I thought it must just be some paperwork shit to clear up my name, so i contacted washington to get it taken care of.
I was informed that i could not have my records expunged and that i would be on the sex offender registration for life due to a law that passed when i was like 17 or 18 called the john walsh act. Yeah, john walsh, the guy from americas most wanted.
Basically what happened is my charge was sexual conduct with a minor, or something like that, due to the age difference between me and my brother. It was classified as an offense that required life time registration.
I was fucking broken. I thought i had finally put all this shit behind me, and then i found out it would never be over. I was actually living in a new state without registering because i thought i was done, i had to go talk to the cops about what had happened and register myself, and got extremely fucking lucky i didn't go to prison for failure to register as a sex offender for years.
My wife still married me, but my depression came back hard, and eventually we got divorced. I completely lost my mind for awhile, i had/have anxiety so bad i couldn't leave my house, i would sleep for days on end. I lost everything i had, i left my wife with basically a bag of clothes on my back.
It took a long time for me to recover mentally, i'm still not fully there, it's really fucking hard dealing with the depression, and some days i dont manage. I've been in and out of mental hospitals, i've tried all kinds of medication (nothing works for me since i actually have a legit reason to be depressed they tell me)
I can barely find work. I'll go to an interview and it will go great, like they will tell me i'm basically hired at the interview. Then a few days go by, after they do a background search, and i hear nothing, they don't return my phone calls, emails, nothing. I'm lucky if i even get interviews most of the time. Nobody gives your chance to explain your side of the story, they see sex offender, you are fucking done, throw away that resume/app.
I still love my mom, i don't blame her for what happened, but because of how guilty she feels our relationship is so strained it's barely like a son/mom. Every day she talks to me sees me shes reminded of what happened, and the guilt she feels for basically ruining my fucking life before i even started it.
So not only did this steal my wife from me, and my life, it took my mom from me as well. Everyone i tell about my past says it's absolutely fucking insane what happened to me, and i hope one day i can find a lawyer that will fight for me and one day maybe i can have a piece of my life back and be treated like a normal human being.
A year prior to my whole fiasco she had been held at gun point and raped along with her daughter. She had been molested for years when she was younger. She panicked, she had been through some rough shit. I forgave her, but i can understand how a lot of other people wouldn't be able to.
Pretty sure this shit is from that Horrible Bosses film f.am
John Walsh is one of the biggest criminals in the US, responsible for killing countless innocent people. Ironic isn't it? Wouldn't surprise me if he's actually a pedophile, with his interest in kids.
>i've tried all kinds of medication (nothing works for me since i actually have a legit reason to be depressed they tell me)
I know that feel.
yeah, the sex offender system doesn't do shit. I was raped by a homeless man when I was 6. covered my mouth and just pounded away. blood, tears, the whole shebang. just kept saying "relax, chief." dude was never found, they barely even searched for him because they had no leads. when I was 16, I was walking home from a corner store grabbing jerky and hitting on the qt clerk girl, and saw a guy that looked familiar sitting on the bench in the park I liked to pass through. I got closer, and when I finally recognized him, all those repressed memories came flooding back. he looked at me while I was shaking and my face was turning red, and said "you need something, chief?"
on a related note, the "temporary fit of insanity" plea actually works, in some situations.
>Public indecency is a crime, but isn't it separate from being a sex offender?
no no, he's definitely a sex offender. the victim of his crime was a woman who was wrongly exposed to the very idea of a man possibly being a bit too revealing a few feet away from her while facing the opposite direction so she didn't actually see anything. obviously, the motive in this case was the terrible man trying to corrupt this young woman's psyche, as she is a pure maiden who has never seen a penis before and was thus traumatized by the experience that this monster has forcefully given her. she will think about it every day for the rest of her life and will be unable to form lasting relationships because of the trauma. this is unforgivable, and his entire future deserves to be ruined as a result of these events, especially since vengeance is the most effective and honorable form of justice.
broke both of my wrists and several knuckles on his face and I didn't have insurance, but yeah, a weight was lifted. I also had chlamydia for a short time because of his blood getting into the open wounds on my hands. thankfully it didn't do much, and was caught quickly enough that I didn't end up sterile.
I wasn't really thinking, I just pummeled him in blind rage with tears streaming down my face. don't even remember the event, just sort of waking up on top of him with my hands in pain, blurry eyes, and a bad headache. everything was kinda black and white for a bit, too. I just sat on the bench because I couldn't stand up straight and eventually the cops showed up (because it was a public park and there was maybe a dozen people around us the whole time.)
What an evil man. Are you depressed/suicidal? I can't imagine anyone recovering from that, especially at such a young age. He must have ruined your childhood. Jesus Christ I feel sorry for you, I've never been raped, I and I feel bad for not being able to empathise with you sorry. Must be hard living in a world where popular culture makes light of rape, especially towards men(assuming you are a man), talking about rape jokes. I'm rambling...
nah, I'm fine with rape jokes. I'm 28 now, made a pretty nice recovery. my depression is actually more from things that I did while in the military. I also have a friend who's been through similar experiences (and worse, he lost a 17 year old gf and a child when he was only 13) as well as having similar military experience, and seeing what he's done with his life and what kind of person he's made himself into is a huge inspiration. he actually feeds homeless people, takes them into his home, helps them get jobs, etc. and does the same for everyone he meets, even though his job occasionally requires him to do some less-than-moral, espionage-type stuff. dude's a damn legend. whenever things get too bad, I talk to him. hell, sometimes I can just think about him and start to feel better. he kept me alive for a year, pretty much. I've gotten a new job, and I think I might be at the point where antidepressants could start to work.
>Must be hard living in a world where popular culture makes light of rape, especially towards men
yeah, this still angers me sometimes. but mostly those people say things like "men can't be raped by women," which is something I have no personal experience with, so I can't talk refute it much. but those people are definitely morons.
'How does one man assert his power over another, Winston?'
Winston thought. 'By making him suffer,' he said.
'Exactly. By making him suffer. Obedience is not enough. Unless he is suffering, how can you be sure that he is obeying your will and not his own? Power is in inflicting pain and humiliation. Power is in tearing human minds to pieces and putting them together again in new shapes of your own choosing. Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery is torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress towards more pain. The old civilizations claimed that they were founded on love or justice. Ours is founded upon hatred. In our world there will be no emotions except fear, rage, triumph, and self-abasement. Everything else we shall destroy -- everything.
This pisses me off greatly; why do only fucktards have kids nowadays?
Sit the kids ass down and explain what the fuck he did wrong, then punish him. Even if you're one of those people who's against spankings and such, there are so many better ways to deal with kids than calling the cops and destroying their lives.
Your kid is your responsibility, and is capable of making mistakes and being a bad person. Grow the hell up or don't have kids.
>>tell me she's calling the cops
I would've ran the fuck out of there right then & there. When a retarded woman threatens to call the cops, she WILL actually call the fucking cops. I know this from experience because I've worked with dumb women.
how would the other inmates know what crime you'd done? I mean the prison administration isn't going to tell them, so as long as you don't admit it yourself I don't see how they would know. if they ask then just make up some non-violent crime that sounds plausible (for example, I'm jewish so if I'm ever in prison I'd just say I was in for something like check fraud or counterfeiting money)
>shitting outside is illegal
Why? I live in Southeastern India and shitting outside is fairly normal. As in, the police wouldn't give a shit if someone called them over a dumb issue like that.
So, reading this thread I'd like to share this video. Watch the entire thing, educate yourself, and spare yourselves the horrible fates from the stories posted ITT.
People in general don't care at all if a guy gets raped. Only time you can even get any sympathy is if you were a kid at the time. If you were raped by a woman on the other hand people will just laugh at you even if you were a kid.
I knew some poor bastards who got raped and a few by a woman at that. I only found out about the women ones through sheer luck because those types almost never talk about it ever because they know no one cares if their lucky otherwise they just laugh. Even if you were a kid at the time.
>repeat after me :
>i live in a free country
Ever heard of viagra? Not to mention getting hard is a reflex is it can be triggered against your else. Why else do men get morning wood and teenagers are plagued by random boners?
Drugs, bondage, and firearms have made it much MUCH easier for women to get their rape on. Honestly its stupidly easy for them to get away with it too even and if they get pregnant then they also have the right to attain child support from the victim.
What happened to one guy I knew had his drink got spiked and a woman had 'fun' with him. While another had it done to him at literally gunpoint. Most of the time though they prefer drugs and tying up. At that point it literally doesn't matter how big or strong you are compared to her because you can't really use it. Drugs are also popular because it can guarantee a boner which may otherwise be uncertain.
True to a degree but a number of them also like making going 'natural'. Knew one poor bastard who got molested by his own mother for literally years. Unsurprisingly he hates his mother and his ability with women is forever fucked. Most of the time though I heard its usually the sister especially if instruments of some kind aren't used.
actually that wasn't my point, but rather that even a non-lifting male can overpower pretty much any woman (except for the rare female powerlifter or someone like Ronda Rousey) and thus can't be raped
Dude got his drink spiked, dragged to a bedroom, and raped by the chick who he thinks spiked his drink for certain but considering how she somehow knew and took advantage its a good guess. He DOES remember the resulting rape in the bedroom. Apparently it went on for some time or time felt really slow. He was pretty messed up about it afterwards and warned me to especially watch my drinks.
As for the other that's literally what happened. He got held up at gunpoint by a chick and raped. Apparently she had the gun locked, loaded, and pointed at him the entire time. Admittedly that sort was the rarest I heard them using and unsurprisingly she was rather crazy.
Most of the stuff I heard regarding women who rape men their favorite tool is drugs for obvious reasons. Tying them is also a good and firearms are truly a great equalizer. Unlike male rapists they don't really rely upon force too much instead preferring trickery.
Less preference for using instruments or toys.
>implying women need to rape when they can get dick whenever they want
What fucking shithole state are you in that gives you a penalty that bad for pissing in public?
Fucking idiot, there was no proof I bet. I hope this is a troll. In Canada it's not a criminal offense and the worst penalty is a fine, and it depends on the city's bylaws. My friend only got $120 for pissing on a nightclub in front of about 200 people.
where the fuck do I meet these kind of women?
>Ex gf accuses me of rape after we break up to get back at me
>She thought it out very poorly because she can't into logic
>At the time she claimed the rape happened, I was not even in the country
>I easily prove this by showing the police my visa docs
>Never hear about it again