>tfw when your oneitis is gay
>tfw when you're a woman
>tfw when you'll never have a cock he can suck
Iktf. I have a gay best friend and I wish we could just get married, or I find a straight version of him.
>NEET piece of shit
>so ugly even the dregs of /r9k/ aren't desperate enough
>disinterest due to other problems in life to worry about
>>so ugly even the dregs of /r9k/ aren't desperate enough
Why do you hate us dregs of /r9k/ if you're so similar to us? Why must males and females be enemies, when we both suffer the same adversities in life?
Finally, somebody who can relate to me. I wish my friend would suddenly come to the realization that he's bisexual and we could ride off happily into the sunset. That's never going to happen, though.
>tfw not qt petite bf to play vidya and talk about anime with
Noun,fuck off you attention whore, you'll never get to fill my boipussy.
I don't want your boypussy, I want something pure.
Because boys are so afraid of admitting who they are! Just accept you're gay and let me suck your dick.
>so ugly even the dregs of /r9k/ aren't desperate enough
I don't believe you.
There are 10000 "girls" who claim to be skinny and short but 2fknugly, but conveniently they'll never prove it to anybody.
I am pretty short, but I've a somewhat masculine body. I'd like to look cute and do all I can, but can't change reality.
How can still miss the problem? I even crossdress volunterily
No you wouldn't
A racist girl is more likely to fuck a nigger because it's more degrading to her and women get off on that shit. It's the liberal who think shitskins are just teddy bears that won't fuck them because they think they're something that needs protecting and women think that's unattractive
I have no idea, what that first part meant.
But I'm down, I have no problem being gay, the issue is that I like cute. If you can be cute, I don't give a fuck about your genitalia.
That's a lie, I care in the capacity that I like to make my partner feel good, I just don't care about how I'll need to make it happen as long as I have some avenue.
I plan on killing myself soon so I wouldn't want them to get attached and then immediately lose me.
Damn. I had a feeling, it's pretty late here so I kind of assumed it wouldn't work out.
Best of luck though, I'm sad I won't get to see you dressed up like a cutie for me. My hopes are dashed.
Oh yeah people are dumb about that, I agree with you 100%. Who gives a fuck care if it's gay? Just admit it and move on, denying it accomplishes nothing.
Cute is cute. Why would some stupid idea like being gay change that? Sure I'm mostly attracted to girls but there are some cute boys I would absolutely demolish.
I'd reciprocate too. There's no way it isn't gay in my case. Or really any case, people are weird about it desu.
why would anyone pure want your disgusting brown monkeydick after you've been slutting it up with autists for YEARS now
most *nonwhite* guys dont like racist women, after the fact of finding that out of course. Fox and the grapes.
So yeah, fuck you nigger, racist women are good. Unless that girl is also another nonwhite, then into the trash.
Will you be my little petite bf? I'll treat you well!
then I'd gladly suck your dick
can you abuse me instead
Sorry I can't stay up and shitpost guys I have work in the morning
like a true normal.
hugs and kisses all 'round.
Sure what's your steam?
Good night normie.
Do you like to give or recieve? Both interest me, but there's something about mercilessly reaming a guy until he finishes that's a bit sexier.
Sorry! Jumping the gun, blowjobs first, do you prefer to reciprocate? Or do you just
want me to use you like a slutty hole?
It's not erp, I'm just kinda in the mood for dominating and abusing someone before I go to bed.
There's a grill in my uni class that's in love with her gay best friend, I always lmao when she mentions it.
I'd fugg her if she wasn't so into her gay bff
But seriously, I doubt it is that hard to find a loving straight partner for a grill.
Sorry, don't have one. The only games I play are hearthstone and LoL
Give, give, give! The other one does pretty much nothing for me and I'd only do it to please my partner. And you can use me any way you like
only if you can prove you can dominate me
>that taste in vidya
Yeah no. I'll go be a meme somewhere else. Also quit spoilering your images you pussy, the mods don't fucking care.
That sounds interesting. A cutie who likes to top? Sign me up.
I switch pretty hard. Most of the time I'm content to recieve, but I get really... Passionate... sometimes.
So I'll alternate between being really considerate and using my partner like a two bit fuck toy, never really figured it out, usually works though, can't imagine not being able to dominate you if you set me off. ;)
Is this cute/petite enough for you?
Skype: Catalyst Schwarzwald
you aren't a meme tho, you're just a frogposter so insecure about being an ugly indian that he posts anime girls instead of frogs :(
What if I wanted to take a turn?
I was only spoilering because the discussion wasn't completely lewd yet. But alright, have some lol art
I meant the opposite, I only like bottoming
That's even better. Give give give threw me off, you like to recieve!
I was talking about you bum. Not your mouth. I think therein lies the confusion.
I'm sure your mouth is lovely, but that's just the appetizer desu.
That's even better honestly, I'm content to bottom but making a cute boy squirm, while you pound his prostate is much better. Like I said I get a bit... Passionate, so I have to be careful not to shove guys around too much. It's easy to get lost and just use a guy like a toy for your pleasure.
But you can always make up for it by snuggling after, besides it's atleast partially their fault for being so goddamn fuckable. :3
I'll add you in a bit!
Why are you always so hostile toward me?
Im just some generic anon looking for friends. Hopefully a girl will even find me cute enough to give me a headpat...
He is welcome to me
The only cuddles worth having are the ones, preceded by rough fucking. You can only hug me after youve made me cry
my skype is
Just fyi Im a sub...
Most don't like that, so I thought I'd be upfront.
Exactly. That's what I said isn't it? I'd feel bad after I wreck a guys bum that badly, so I have to show him some affection. Mind you this is after I'm finished with him, there's a time for thinking and feeling and a time for fucking.
You sound like someone I could go all out on. I probably would make you cry in all honesty. The more you kind of like it when I rough you up a bit, the less clearly I can think. So it just gets rougher.
Is there any other way to go?
You'd really have to put in some effort to make me cry. The harder I get pushed, the more excited I become
H-Here you go master... as you requested. My tiny little cock on display for everyone to see...
That's a dangerous game. I'm actually concerned I might hurt you. I'm the same way, I tend to be pretty mellow but once I start rolling...
Needless to say that might end badly, it sounds like we both escalate based on the other person's response...
Effort has nothing to do with it, it's not that conscious a thing, much more instinctual.
You are the best thing that has ever happened to me! I am so glad being under you!
I doubt another man would love me.
>tfw no bara husbando who is also really good at cooking
What kind of slut would stop you from having fun just because they've cum
What fun would a game be if there were no stakes? Fuck me, and fuck me properly
Just got out of a relationship with a girl I'd been with for 6 years, lost it to each other and everything. Still kinda dealing with all that unfortunately, not really sure where to go from here.
he should only be concerned with making you cum anyway
Sold. You're locked in now though. At this point if you complain it's too rough, you're just getting it more and harder.
You seem to think you can take it, so maybe I'll wreck that bravado by ruining your poor bum.
You're definitely the type that sets me off afterall.
im bored and horny
rate my boy butt
here you are. funnily enough, i've posted this very pic on here before
like a good slut should
And you seem to be very confident you actually could. It's a win for me either way.
Agreed. I like you. You're a good little slut.
That's why I'm confident, boy toys are meant to be played with. As long as you're going to consent to it, I can just use you as a cocksleeve.
Not having to be considerate for once will be amazing.
What happened anon / femanon?
Out of curiosity.
Tempting. You northeast US? Otherwise it's probably not gonna happen.
I wonder if you know what that entails, I'd take good care of you, but only if you're a good little slave-slut.
Because everyone I meet is sexual and touchy feely.
I hate being touched. I hate sexuality. And I wouldn't be able to cope with losing my virginity. It feels disgusting and dirty to think of myself ever corrupting my body that way.
It would take years for me to allow another to touch me. And nobody would put up with that for an ugly girl. So.
>tfw no 6'2", 8", $200K/y, fit, funny, introvert & nerdy bf
>mfw there are literally no single men out there
I'm going to bed. If you want to talk more same deal, post a throwaway or something, I'll leave it on auto and check in the morning.
Otherwise, it was fun. Hopefully you find another guy to plow you into the ground, and soon. What purpose does a slut serve he doesn't have a guy to get off?
Because I can't fall in love with a man like I can with a woman.
Sure, I could just grab some cute boy and do lewd things and go on dates but it won't fill the inner emptiness. Trust me, I've tried. Still feel alone.
There's this boy I met in the r9k maps but I think he's just using me for sex and the stuff I get for us. I don't feel cared for at all.
I already posted my skype earlier. But if you wish, you could also e-mail me at
Either way, have a good night.
>too hairy and masculine to be a qt femboy
>too short and passive to be a chad
Just fuck my shit up, family.