Imagine for a moment that you're a homeless person.
You've lost everything: you have no friends, no family, no job, no bed to sleep in, and no possessions other than the clothes you're wearing.
Most people pretend they can't see you, and those who do accidentally acknowledge you look at you with disgust.
You have to go to a shelter just to get one single meal each day, because your only other option is eating garbage.
Then one day someone walks into the shelter that you have never seen before.
This person looks like a completely normal member of society.
They're wearing a uniform so they obviously have a job, they look healthy and clean as if they've recently bathed, and they walk into the shelter holding their iPhone and texting someone.
They walk up to the counter and ask for a tray of food, but before they're given one you ask them why they're in a shelter when they obviously aren't really homeless.
The person stops everything they were doing and just stares at you, becoming visibly upset.
They begin talking about how they got kicked out of their apartment and have to crash at their friend's place for a while, and that this means they're homeless just like you.
They say that this means they're entitled to the free food the shelter hands out, even though they could afford to buy lunch.
When you try to tell them that it's not the same thing they become angry, they start yelling at you and every other homeless person in the room.
They attempt to steal food from you and the other homeless people.
They start screaming in your face about how you should be more respectful of them because they're suffering just like you are, meanwhile grabbing the food off of your tray.
Eventually the person becomes bored and decides to leave after about an hour or so of yelling at homeless people.
They've either stolen or ruined so much food that the homeless people who were there now wont be able to eat a full meal that day.
That's what it feels like when "Fembots" post on r9k.
"Fembots" and "femanons" need to gtfo.
You did it OP, you are a quality wordsmith
It should not be just for fembots but for normies, underage faggots and cyborgs who pose as robots because they didn't have sex for few weeks.
No one cares about any homeless people getting their shit fucked. I just said that because of my experiences being homeless and really, it's exactly like how you'd expect. They get raped and beaten, the men at least only get straight beaten and can put up more of a fight if they're bulkier.
Most women can easily find a man willing to feed, clothe, and house them in exchange for sex. Many times, sex isn't even part of the equation. Many men will gladly support a female without receiving any tangible benefit. That is simply how humans are wired. I am not making a judgement call, simply stating facts.
A post of the highest quality, however there are a litany of other people who browse /r9k/ that are also considered unwelcome; from chads and normalfags to failed normies and tublrfag sjws. However I would like to get your opinion on the camp which I would likely be placed in: cyborgs. I will admit that I committed the capital offense of relinquishing my mana to a succubi, and if you would like, I could green text the story in another post, however I am curious as to how you feel about us. Are we welcome to post with robots and wizards who have either willingly or unwillingly denied the pleasures of the flesh we were lucky enough to obtain or are we forever banished? I realize that I have broken many of the rules written in the oldest of scrolls and expect no redemption from the council, warlocks, apprentices, or grand magi... yet I still ask permission to roam the same domain. Are cyborgs banished to lurk between both worlds loathed by all, or may we rest here where we know there is a semblance of peace?
>not recognizing the quality of this post
Nice post Op but i pity you. Solely for the reason this shouldn't be the r9k to trust. Filled with normies, semi normies, memers, att. Whores, and ebin memes. There are more chans outthere that would welcome you with less of these kind of users.
>normal person steals all the food from a soup kitchen
>talks loudly on their cell phone around very impoverished people, which could/would jeopardize their safety
>tfw this has never happened irl
>tfw story implies robots are here to attention-whore
>talks loudly on their cell phone around very impoverished people, which could/would jeopardize their safety
>They're wearing a uniform so they obviously have a job, they look healthy and clean as if they've recently bathed, and they walk into the shelter holding their iPhone and texting someone.
If you're here to shitpost, at least read the thread correctly.
Cmon... the uniformed person could NEVER act this way in a real shelter. Do you know the shit that would cause?
It's very likely that shit like this has occurred in reality at a much higher frequency than you would expect after the recession hit in 08. Regardless, this 4chan and what's most important the majority of time isn't whether or not the green text actually happened, it's if it made you feel.
>wearing a magical uniform made out of unicorn hair.
Fuck off to all the normie trash that agrees with OP
all Op said was women are better than men. Even in their worst women still have more value than us.
women are the inferior gender, their value is worth whatever us men decide it's worth.
I was permanently kicked out at 17 and was on the streets for a couple weeks. I took a shower at a friends (I couldn't stay there longer or her crazy mom would flip) and then posted an ad on craigslist asking if anybody wanted a cute "eighteen year old" around. I can't believe I didn't get murdered, being as dumb and naive as I was - but I made one of my best friends to this day that way. He helped me get back on my feet, graduate HS, and get a job. So yeah - if you're a cute non-fat woman life is easy as hell.
>if anybody wanted a cute "eighteen year old" around.
be glad it wasn't me who saw that ad. I'd have locked you in my basement with me and used your body as a sex toy.i'd creampie your sweet boipussy every night before i tucked you to sleep.
>I'm a girl
you know the rules, bitch.
Unfortunately not the case, while it may be true that because women are biologically more emotional and vapid than men and typically don't excel as far as capable male counterparts, there are enough systems in place to allow women to get miles ahead of deadbeat men and social outcasts who give up. I believe this year was the sixth in a row that women completed grad school at a higher rate than men, the basis by which you measure the success of women is no longer recognized by society and as the slow and inevitable death march of third way feminism continues such sexual world views will only continue to disintegrate. In short: there are high power female CFOs and shareholders making more in a week than the combined income of you and all your ancestors while you sit here and shitpost on /r9k/.
>You guys do realize you're basically tumblr at this point, right? With your safe spaces and all?
not at all, basement dwellers have been complaining on 4chan since its creation. While it is true that /r9k/ in its initial form was not a hub for robots (and at this point it really isn't anymore) today /r9k/ is essentially the rotting husk of a once great and majestic creature of the deep, rumors and fantastic tales would be told of it being a grotesque monstrosity or a misunderstood beast simply trying to avoid the light. /r9k/ today is filled with the hagfish that pick at what's left of the great beasts decayed carcass, occasionally swimming in packs and sharing what's left but often lashing out at one another. Tumblr's perma-hugbox mentality and massive outreach to the rest of the internet for social reform is perpendicular to the robot's crass ideology of exile and self loathing which creates a hatred for much of the world around them.
What OP did was create an analogy, anon. Analogies are generally a pretty shitty way to convey information though since it leads you to believe there's deeper relationships to things that are actually unrelated. OP should have just argued his point without making a shitty analogy.
>/r9k/ is essentially the rotting husk of a once great and majestic creature of the deep, rumors and fantastic tales would be told of it being a grotesque monstrosity or a misunderstood beast simply trying to avoid the light.
That implies most robots were ever worth anything.
>That implies most robots were ever worth anything.
robots wouldn't argue with that statement.
However they worked as a whole to create a pretty dank board, the fact that they were able to annex /r9k/ and the board culture still remains to this day is a testament to what this place used to be. It's far less dank here now and most of the feels generated are pretty stale by comparison but it's still something.
I have never, in my life, ever, read anything, in any medium--digital, print, or otherwise--that explained a situation analogically as well as you just have.
meh, can only get better if the post was that shitty. Not like it really matters much anyway, so I spent ten minutes or so writing and it turned out to be a garbage post, big deal.
yeah, I've actually what was a solid and mildly original thread into a pretty lame shit show at this point.
I'm tired of reading corny oneupmanship like this trash. You faggots really overestimate everything.
A ninth grader can barely enact proper grammar, and forget spelling. What is an apostraphe? They don't know any words; their vocabularies are derelict and everything is either a "stupid this" or a "dumb that". Most of them never grow out of it, either. Most people find no need to develop a penchant for finer articulation. To this day, my gf (get mad faggot) who is 26 (younger than me, childfag) still describes anything that is causing her frustration as a "stupid [thing]" rather than articulating what the fuck it is that's making her mad.
It's like the threads where everyone says they're maybe above-average intelligence whilst being underachievers: everyone is quick to jump and call them a stupid faggot who probably isn't actually smart at all, and all because of the conditioning of the 4chan environment, wherein everybody is at each other's throats all the time and thus NEED to learn how to be articulate and argumentative (shitposting aside) in order to survive merely posting an opinion, and as a result, the people debating here generally are more critically-thinking, clever, or otherwise ahead of the curve.
It's all crab bucket mentality, though. /r9k/ only serves to tear each other down so you can all be lonely together. But to bring this autism to a conclusion: if you want a real benchmark for how stupid people can be, if you think what you see posted here is drivel, you already know where to look: YouTube, Facebook, Reddit; and just saying those names instantly reminds you why you are here and not there.
Quit being uppity. You are no less of a faggot than he is.
Top post my lad.
Hard to readwith the beach sun but it eas worth it.