this board is objectively terrible
why do you people even keep coming here?
I only come here to enjoy the gay threads while making people as angry as possible in all of the other threads.
Close the tab, and when you see yourself typing in the address or clicking your bookmark, just stop and think to yourself "how much better could I be if I didn't waste my life typing temporary messages to strangers on the Internet that will never benefit me in any way whatsoever."
I feel a sense of unity.
I love you guys.
It's my birthday today. Can I get some (you)'s please? Even if it's just to insult me.
Nope, your life is so worthless and terrible that I'm not even going to give you a "(you)". The reason your life sucks is because you've made horrible mistakes and continue to, and will continue to until you die pathetic, sad and lonely.
For real, I can just feel the movements I need to make it from the homescreen to this board.
>mfw my name isn't even "Mordecai"
>mfw it isn't even my birthday
>mfw I hijacked your conversation with the original birthday boy and made you waste a couple secs out of your life to post a video that is now useless
I come here out of curiosity. To see what weird threads will pop up today. I usually just end up shitposting in the wageslave vs neet threads
desu I come here for the chance that a hmmmm or /devilish/ thread is up. Every other thread seems like something I've read before, but in different words.
I honestly don't know anymore. I'm projecting but maybe I'm like all the other robots just lurking, not posting, seeing this board go through another change. It's weird I've been here long enough, not too long, but just enough.../r9k/ is my home board. Fuck the faggots thinking they can take it from me senpai.
I come here because I have no friends to socialize with. Also I enjoy lurking in /mischief/ threads, and there are dank frog pictures. But yeah, sometimes I load up /r9k/ and think I accidentally ended up on /b/.
Because no one understands my feels better than this board.
This p much. No one really acknowledges my posts, but it's the only place I feel like I can to vent my problems without feeling like I'm imposing on my Internet friends or whatever. But even they tell me I don't talk enough. I'm kinda just depressed so I try not to be too morose around people. Because no one likes a complainer. Here I can bitch about my shitty life and no one acknowledges it, but at least I can talk about it.
I really have no idea desu
Maybe my borderline autistic brain just loves memes, but I keep coming to this board and enjoying it for some unexplainable reason.
>REEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE GET OFF MY BOARD
>entire premise of /r9k/ is the creation of OC
>moot deletes board
>brings it back
>no OC, just constant repost of same threads just worded differently or a word or jibberish added to get past robot
>moot realizes it's a lost cause and his experiment is a total failure
>he disables the robot
>nothing actually changes
>Hiro takes over
>plays around with his new toy and enables the robot again because robots claim it will create OC and prevent cancer
>it gets enabled again
>same shit, just a different day
It's always been terrible.
The filter resets posts and allows them to be new after 6 months. So say I posted copypasta right now that isnt in the robot. Six months from when I posted it, jt will be considered original again since its been cleared from the database.
>falling for the "robot resets itself" meme
I want to be present for the next school shooting thread.