You're pet doesn't don't know friendship or loyalty, they don't truly love you. The only reason you haven't been eaten alive is because you're about a hundred times larger.
Mean while, dogs grow more docile the larger they get, demonstrating how gentle their souls are. Choose a better animal next time.
Look at this vicious cat trying to knaw off this guy's hand
REMINDER TO ALL DOG FAGS
Your pet is an imbecile and lacks proper training.He humps the neighbors, barks at your friends when they enter the door, and barks at people in the car, and finally chases people as they jog.
Your pet is literally the biggest annoyance to ever exist, and the only reason they are this way, is because you're too lazy to train them
>A human is pontificating about loyalty
Oh I am laughing. Maybe when a single member of your vile species can display the smallest shred of loyalty, you can grow the right to speak on it.
You're edgy enough you need to die now.
>hurr muh pets is evil and blah blah blah
>LOOK AT MUH ANIMAL GORE SPAM!!
How man times do you have to be banned? Holy shit, kill your fucking worthless self. You're the lamest, edgiest kid on this entire site. That is NOT a compliment, you retarded faggot.
dogs instinctually love you no matter what. you have to earn a cat's friendship.
in my experience, people who are shitty and have difficulty making friends like dogs, and people who are interesting and kind have cats. there's a reason for this.
Basically if a cat doesn't love you, it's because you're a shitty person. If a dog doesn't love you, it's because you're a REALLY really shitty person. Dogs will love you even if you're shit. It's basically being a reikek. You want a fuckdoll of a best friend, so you get a dog.
My dog does none of that. Sometimes she falls asleep in my lap while Im shitposting and starts to sleep bark quietly but when I gently pat her head she calms down and starts to purr.
This is what I mean. You want friendship handed to you as though you deserve it when you don't, so you get a dog. With cats, you have to earn your friendship, you know, sort of like how human relationships work.
Dogfags are obnoxious. Owning a dog isn't what makes them obnoxious, being obnoxious is what leads to them owning a dog. Nobody wants to be friends with someone who's obnoxious, so they get a "friend" that can't reject them.
I just like all animals tbtfh.
Big dogs are bro af and want to go look at stuff with you and hang out
Little dogs are cool too cos they just Wanna cuddle and share the comfiest feels
Some cats are naughty and silly and just have a great time exploring the world in a way that always makes me smile
Other cats are slow and affectionate and just want to find the perfect spot for you to share a nice moment together.
Parrots are probably the funniest pets.
Horses are dope cos you can travel together.
Goats love to wrestle, but they'll never hurt you, they're just playing.
Cows and sheep have these hilarious herd dynamics which make me grin like a spastic.
And that's not getting started on all the wild animals I've been bros with.
Pets are the best.
I find his autism pretty funny because he does have a valid point about pets. They're raised and bred for companionship in a vast majority of cases. I see the emotional appeal of it though.
I wouldn't go around spamming dead pet pictures or have a folder of dead animals saved somewhere. He has an unhealthy obsession and I think he does it for the replies.
Dogs DO kill people:
In 2014, 42 dog attacks resulted in human death: 19 child victims, 1 young teen victim and 22 adults.
In 2013, 32 dog attacks resulted in human death: 18 child victims and 14 adult victims.
In 2012, 38 dog attacks resulted in human death: 19 child victims and 19 adult victims.
In 2011, 31 dog attacks resulted in human death: 13 child victims and 18 adult victims.
In 2010, 33 dog attacks resulted in human death: 20 child victims and 13 adult victims.
In 2009, 32 dog attacks resulted in human death: 20 child victims and 12 adult victims.
In 2008, 23 dog attacks resulted in human death: 16 child victims and 7 adult victims.
In 2007, 35 dog attacks resulted in human death: 18 child victims and 17 adult victims.
In 2006, 30 dog attacks resulted in human death: 13 child victims and 17 adult victims.
In 2005, 29 dog attacks resulted in human death: 14 child victims, 2 young teen victims and 13 adults.
cats are total bros
That retard wouldn't know a point if it stabbed him in the ass. He just hates animals and wants to spam animal gore. Someone treated him badly and it made him crazy. It's that simple. I don't pity him. I just want him dead. He's a corrupt, evil, worthless excuse for a human being and he needs to go away.
People pretty much love dogs because they have empathy. They react to how people around them are feeling and acting and understand speech.
Only people who are afraid of dogs don' t like them because they don' t understand how they work on emotional and primal level.
All of the above depends on the people that raised and take care of them. Shitty and lazy people have shitty kids and they raise shitty dogs that don't function around strangers and have bad hygiene.
I already have one, but he'll let you cuddle with me if you agree to no risky contact. We're herpes free and would prefer to avoid that minor inconvenience indefinitely. Where you live bb?
Just beat them when they do something bad. Love is questionable but fear and respect isn't.
>inb4 betafags too scared to go near their "pet" lest it claws their eyes out tell me how those methods are immoral, dated, wrong, and very triggering
He does email too. But I don't want him knowing I spend time on r9k. I'd be doing something productive right now, but the neighbor's ceiling fan is going for the fourth time this year and it's really distracting. 13 hours it's been humming. It used to be on every night in the summer. That didn't happen this year. :D
Don't kid yourself, your relationship with your dog isn't any more genuine, it's just dependent on you because you took advantage of its socializing instincts and replaced its proper family in that hierarchy. If it had the free choice it wouldn't pick you, it would pick its own. But it doesn't get a free choice because it's a pet.
I've never seen such a thing as a nice smelling, quiet dog. Dogs smell like rancid shit fresh out of the bath. But then, most Americans can't even smell the shit they put back in their underwear after not washing their ass after shitting, so that doesn't surprise me. Dogs are disgusting, filthy animals. And they're annoying as fuck, unless slavishly disciplined. And what does that say about your animal? "Oh well it's good if you remove everything that defines its species." Why not just keep something else? Dogs are animals for pleb retards. Period.
Did you assume that other poster with a bf was a grill?
I just don't think they make for good pets. They are very temperamental creatures, and for most you really do have to walk on eggshells around. With a dog you can be rough house with them, touch their paws, randomly pick them up without getting attacked.
A well trained dog is just the pinnacle of a pet. Smart, loyal, you can actually go outside and it knows tricks and commands. Not only that, it will give it's life to protect you. What do cats do really? they just sorta mince about, shit in a box and knead your balls to show "love". Blegh.
Cats are honestly beta pets, it's for people who are push overs instead of people who take command, and there's nothing wrong with wanting to take command, that is what alphas do. People who own them seem to be very delusional like this guy >>24049533 who believes he's "earning" respect of his cat, not knowing that the cat literally just tolerates him knowing he's not a threat anymore and gives him food. They also really overestimate the intelligence of their cat, they think they are just indifferent and dignified, it's kinda hilarious.
Dogs have scientifically been proven to show the ability to love their owner outside of food, and that's all I need to know.
Yeah, and they have no touching zones, like paws, the lower back, some are okay with being picked, some aren't, some will attack you for other various reasons. Yes, most are twats that will have at you when they can. I remember my sisters could would literally claw at your feet while hiding under the bed when you walked past randomly.
If a dog doesn't like something it'll just reel away or walk off.
Even if you get a really good one that doesn't happen to do this, you still have to be very careful and gentle with them. I love that I could just walk up to my dog, give him a good ole pat on the head and rough house with him.
Just like with dogs, it entirely depends on how you raise them. The only cat I've known who was a cunt belonged to my cousin who could barely take care of himself. Not to mention that his dog also had issues
You're fucking kidding me, right? You are keeping this animal alive, paying good money to keep it healthy, and picking up it's shit and piss. The least it can do is fucking like you. I'm not "earning" anything from anything so reliant on me.
What about crazy cat ladies? I live near two of those.
Both are blonde single baby boomers, no control over their cats nor their own lives. They have over a dozen cats each and they keep multiplying. One of them always goes out at like 3AM, looking for her favorite cat shouting "FIONA!".
by experience, this is true.
people say that cats only love you cause you have food for them, but explain how i live in a house with four other people, we all give them food, but both of our cats are only attached to me?
they will sleep in MY room, come to ME to get petted, one of them meows when he sees me and follows me around while completely ignoring the other people in my house who feed them just as much as i do
none of the others are mean to 'em either, i just simply show the cats more affection and make an effort to play with them and cuddle with them, therefore they love me
heck, at my dads house that i only visit occassionally, i dont feed the cats there at all but they still adore me whenever i visit because i give them more attention than the people who feed them
just stfu all cat haters and kill yourselves
>cats are beta pets
>cats are (for) robots
>the lower back
Whenever I pet my cat's lower back she lifts her butt up
If you pet softly and have a bond with your cat, they won't care if you do anything
Depends on the cat specie though. And hormonal level caused by being spayed or not etc. For instance, norwegian forest cats are known for being very well balanced and fair in their behaviour, while persians are known for being very proud, bengal are known to be a mix of playful and dominant and so on. In short cats are the same as humans, the species from western democracies are inteligent, kind and loving, while cats from persia and africa are total niggers, but we have to be nice to them because they're like children and muh racism.
I don't want a clueless animal that things love is worthwhile. I want an animal that sees that you can use people to get what you want and that's the only extent you should associate with them.
My cat exists to fuck up spiders and whatnot that get in the house. She took down a fucking bird last week when it got in the garage. Also she's nice to pet.
Sorry you don't appreciate murder machine ownership and maintenance anon
My dog is a perfect gentleman, has a solid hardon for me, will play fetch until I get tired, well after he's obviously exhausted because be lives only to serve me, and he doesn't bark at or bite or bother anyone, ever. I take him for walks with no leash because he is absurdly well behaved
It's a shit planet full of idiots.
He sort of proves his opponents right.
While that doesn't really typify the general cat owner, I would say that is a PERFECT representation of the typical dog owner.
Hitler liked all kinds of animals, so that's sort of moot. Unlike most dogfags, he also liked wild animals like crows and deer too.
Not really, my cat loves me and is much better than a dog. And he's only a year and a half old.
Let's see, I can:
Go on walks with him, no leash/harness necessary. He just follows me around. He's scared of the street/paved walkways so I need to pick him up/carry him across
He hunts squirrels, rabbits, and birds for me. I don't eat them, but he'll catch them and leave them on my porch.
When I leave the house, he just waits at the window until I come home, if someone picks him up to move him, he'll just go back to the window. When I get home he gets all excited and climbs me so he can sniff my face.
He made my neighbor's bullmastiff his bitch. The dog was chasing a squirrel, but my cat wanted it, so he went after the dog instead. My cat jumped on his face, scratched the shit outta him, then ran away and still got the squirrel.
The dog used to be a douchebag, always barking at cars, always running up to the fence and barking/growling at people. Now he just whines and hides when my cat is outside.
Overall, dogs are pussies compared to my cat.
>implying my cat I found as a stray doesn't adore me
>stays in our back yard, comes running when I call for it outside
>friendliest cat ever, loves giving and receiving affection
When I started taking care of it, it was skinny and shedding fur like crazy, now it's healthy and attached to me. 10/10 best cat I've ever had.
>tfw it is illegal to keep a mountain lion for a pet in your country
Dog people tend to be social people
Cat people tend to be loners.
This is why you should get both. A dog to keep your social skills up but a Cat to teach you the benefit of being self reliant.
I always thought of horses as stupid and boring creatures, like cows you could ride, but then I watched this video and discovered they are more like herbivorous dogs:
Cats are awful and fuck up the environment. They are invasive species and serve no purpose. They along with dogs should be euthanized.
You losers who can't even bear to be lonely ruin it for everyone.
He probably does. .. literally. He's such a joke, taking so much time to go on about this. I swear he just has it copied to his clipboard and changes a few words. Its honestly pretty sad, he's probably just some shmuck that is jealous, because he'll never be loved by anyone else in the way peoples "useless" pets are. Funny really, his heart gets keked by dogs/cats, and he is the one talking shit
Had a cat for several years
It literally grew up to be exactly like me. We were both lazy and annoyed each other but at the end of the day she was always with me when i needed her, greeted me when i left and greeted me when i came home.
This pathetic little giy actually believes the fido-c.uck meme. Well I guess its not really a meme, women everyday show more affection to dogs/cats than this virgin loser will ever get kek. We aint mad breh, we feel sorry for you. We know you have to do these mental gymnastics to keep yourself alive. Stay strong my friend
Why would it matter if I'm virgin?
>He's such a joke, taking so much time to go on about this
Yeah cause it's so much better to just spend all day spamming pics of pets and pepes.
>I swear he just has it copied to his clipboard and changes a few words
>good and sweet
don't make me laugh, your dog is a brainless animal. Hope it dies tbqh
>being so dedicatedly edgy that you literally have a folder full of animal gore to post in every animal related thread you see on here
Gee, those catfags sure are pathetic and have no real life...
LMAOing at your life. So we narrowed down that you dont get pussy, you also shitpost all the time, soo we can assume your a neet as well. Are your parents ashamed of their child, or are they lucky enough to be dead. Pls respond too
>If you don't want to literally torture and kill animals you are a normie
Not butthurt, just teasing the little guy and get to the root of his issues. But we are on 4chan, where you cant say anything without being 'butthurt' why don't you go back to Facebook faggot
>actually believes the fido-c.uck meme
I don't know what you're talking about.
Lol all you petfags can do is say "lol ur virgin, loser!"
work on your insults m8, you know nothing about tbqh
Dogfags, just like Reifags, want a doll-companion that has no opinion of their own and has the mental capacity of a toaster. If you don't dominate your dog, it will attack you because it's in his natural instinct to do so, to become leader of the pack and overthrow you. They have no mind of their own, which is why people are so amazed by the little tricks you can teach them, it's literally a lack of intelligence where you fill the gaps with cheap laughs.
A cat's love is pure.
Mhm thats why you slid right past my question about how your parents feel about their biggest dissapointment in life. All they wanted was someone to carry on their good name and you don't fucked it all up. But im sure you try not to dwell on it too much and that's why you didnt say anything. Cant blame you, it must really be hard faking it everyday and lying to yourself that you arent a waste of space. But good ol' /r9k/ will always be there for the gpod ol boys, like yourself to give them at least a pityful amonut of hope hhahaha
on the flipside, you are imprisoning it in your home. dunno about dogs, but cats don't need you to survive. assuming you keep it indoors and don't let it out then it has no reason to be grateful except that you treat it nicely.
Cats are for lazy autismos who don't have the mental capacity to take care of a dog.
When a cat comes up to you to cuddle, all it wants is for you to pet it. A dog will cuddle with you because it loves you and wants to be close to you.
They are assumptions.
>who don't have the mental capacity to take care of a dog.
It's real hard to pick up shit huh?
> because it loves you
>implying dogs have human emotions
I don't know man, my kitten here is a sweetheart. He runs to the door for a belly rub every day when I come home, and he runs to the window to watch me leave every day. He sits on my shoulders while I walk around the house and when I eat dinner.
Reminder that your dog will kek you if you ever get a gf.
>tfw dogs are more Chad than you
I put my cat on my shoulder like a parrot, I could pick all three of my family cats up with one hand, sideways, with them curled in a ball. And I always play with their paws.
They also aren't fucking annoying like dogs. Hey new person, let me shove my face into your dick and asshole! Let me be constantly in your fucking way.
>tfw my 22 year old cat died a year ago
She was there for me since day one in my life
No matter how hard day ive had, no matter how sad i was, she was always there
God i miss her.
You fucking retards who think cats don't care about you, respect or like you, can go fuck them self.
I hope you have it good where you are now
Eh. Ancient Egyptians pierced cat ears also. It's a really dumb thing to do, but the tard who did it almost certainly has pierced ears also. It's on the same level as piercing a toddler's ears. Wrong, but not an atrocity.
Meanwhile dogs literally L I T E R A L L Y kill people every year.
>but dey a gud species dey dindu nuffin dey just need mo money fer dem training programs!